Chapter 200: Another quiz
Chapter 200: Another quiz
“Because I was thinking of Yaya, so I came back.” Ye Tian Xie pulled Su Fei Fei towards Yaya and spoke while laughing.
“Ya! Big brother’s words are so fake, it’s clear you’re trying to trick me. Ya! Is the pretty elder sister beside you your companion?” Yaya clearly did not buy his trick and impolitely exposed Ye Tian Xie’s tricks, hurting Ye Tian Xie.
“Tian Xie, this girl is?” Su Fei Fei asked in a curious voice.
“She seems to be a strange NPC of this place…..” After saying this, he used another small voice that was low enough for only him and Su Fei Fei to hear, “Hu, don’t say anymore. Just watch me take care of this little fox.”
“Ha! Yaya is a good child, not a little fox.” Yaya puffed up her cheeks and said in an angry voice.
Ye Tian Xie’s mouth opened wide, but he could not say a single word……This little girl’s ears were too good.
“Ke, Yaya, you heard wrong. Of course Yaya is a good child……Good child, we want to enter the Frost Wolf’s Hole……”
“You can enter once every three days, that is what the world creating goddess elder sister said. No one can break this rule, no, no, no!” Yaya forcefully shook her head, denying Ye Tian Xie’s request in a single breath. Moreover, she even revealed a stance of no discussions at all.
Ding dong……A lollipop appeared in front of Yaya. Of course Ye Tian Xie was smart enough to remove the wrapping, otherwise what would happen if he allowed Su Fei Fei to see it?
When the lollipop that shouldn’t have existed in this world appeared, Yaya immediately swallowed everything she wanted to say and stared right at it…..Following that, a small drop of saliva came out and dropped onto the clothing on her chest……Only god knew that after she had eaten one yesterday, she had been thinking of the taste all day.
Immediately noticing her own “mistake”, Yaya quickly wiped away the saliva, but her mouth fell open again and she could not stop herself from drooling. So much flowed out that Ye Tian Xie and Su Fei Fei’s eyes popped open.
Yaya reached out to the lollipop, but Ye Tian Xie drew back his hand and Yaya grabbed nothing, “Good child, send us into the Frost Wolf’s Hole and then you can eat this.” Ye Tian Xie waved the lollipop from side to side as he revealed an evil smile. That manner and that action……It made Su Fei Fei understand what a person who tricks little girls was like…….
“I…..I…..I’ll send you in. Big brother……I want to eat it……” Yaya swallowed another mouthful of saliva and eagerly stared at the lollipop at Ye Tian Xie’s hands. The words she spoke was a little fragmented.
“Yaya is truly obedient.” Achieving victory once again, Ye Tian Xie was very satisfied as he placed the lollipop in Yaya’s hands. Then he lifted his fingers in a “V” shape at Su Fei Fei who looked at him with a strange expression. She whispered into his ears, “Tian Xie, you don’t trick little children like this usually, right……Also, where did you buy that lollipop? Why didn’t I see it in the city’s general store?”
“Secret.”
“……” Su Fei Fei was speechless. It’s another secret!
“Yaya, don’t just eat. Send us into the Frost Wolf’s Hole.” Seeing Yaya impatiently stuff the lollipop in her mouth, Ye Tian Xie gently reminded her
“Wu…..Yaya said you could go in today, but Yaya did not say that you could go in immediately.” Yaya held the lollipop as she spoke in a muzzled voice that was filled with licking sounds.
Black lines appeared on Ye Tian Xie’s head…….
With a “pei” sound, the lollipop came out of Yaya’s mouth. Yaya held the lollipop as she said in a caring voice, “Big brother and beautiful elder sister, in order for you to be safe in the Frost Wolf’s Hole, you’ll need to buy a pair of carefully manufactured beautiful snow shoes before going in. If you don’t buy it, out of concern for your safety, Yaya won’t send you in. Ya, Yaya’s shoes are really beautiful……Just take a look. Also it’s very cheap, just one thousand gold coins per pair.”
Seeing Yaya pull out a set of snow shoes, Su Fei Fei almost rushed out at her……This kind of broken snow shoes…..are actually worth one thousand gold coins?
“Alright, I knew you wouldn’t forget to make others buy your shoes.” Ye Tian Xie did not care and quickly paid the money, buying two pairs of shoes. One black for himself and one white for Fei Fei.
“Tian Xie, do we really need to wear these? They’re so ugly.” Holding that pair of simply unbearable shoes, Su Fei Fei spoke in a weak voice.
“…..It is very ugly, but its effects are quite strong. You’ll know it soon.” Ye Tian Xie replied. Then he said to Yaya, “Yaya, now can you send us in?”
“Dang, dang, dang, dang!! Now it’s time for Yaya’s intelligence test! If you want to enter the Frost Wolf’s Hole, you need to pass Yaya’s intelligence test. Only the most intelligent people can enter the Frost Wolf’s Hole and save the pitiful wolf mama…..” Yaya lifted up both her hands, “Now, we begin!!”
Ye Tian Xie’s softly stepped down and the scene of what happened yesterday with this girl appeared in his mind. He angrily said, “Yaya, you really are shameless!”
“Ya! Yaya isn’t shameless at all. Big brother did not have the chance to enter the Frost Wolf’s Hole at all, but since big brother is a good person and gave Yaya a lollipop, Yaya agreed to give big brother this change…..Big brother has to grab it and then you can go in.” Yaya said with a smile. She completely understood what level Ye Tian Xie was at from yesterday. So if he wanted to pass today, it was impossible!
So, it did not mean that she would be breaking the rule the world creating goddess elder sister set.
“Yaya, you……”
“Dang, dang, dang, dang! First question…..listen closely! There are two dogs racing, the black dog runs fast and the white dog runs slowly. When they reach the end, which dog is sweating the most? Now we will begin the exciting quick answer mode where each answer will only have five seconds of answer time…..The countdown begins now! Five…..Four…..Three…..”
Yaya was clearly not giving Ye Tian Xie any time to say anything. She shouted out the first question in a sharp voice and then immediately began to countdown……Su Fei Fei wanted to answer, but Ye Tian Xie had already told her not to say anything. So she decided to listen to him and say anything, letting Ye Tian Xie answer.
“……It’s the one that runs the fastest.” When Yaya said “one”, Ye Tian Xie had no choice but to quickly give an answer.
“Wrong! Dogs can’t sweat at all!”
Ye Tian Xie: “……”
Su Fei Fei: “……”
“The second question.” Yaya quickly continued one, “If a genius of martial arts and a genius of magic get married and have a child, what kind of person will their child become? The countdown begins…..Five…..Four…..Three……”
“It would be a genius of martial arts and magic.” Ye Tian Xie braced himself and said.
“Wrong!! After their child grows up, it will become an…..adult!!” Yaya loudly shouted and then forcefully licked her lollipop.
Ye Tian Xie really wanted to pull this little girl off her snowman and then throw her into the snow!
The things that Yaya asked were true riddles, so she wasn’t testing for intelligence in terms of normal thought processes. For Ye Tian Xie who had never encountered out of the ordinary thinking did not know what he should respond with. If he conformed with normal thinking……it was a 100% chance that it would be wrong.
“The third question……When Xiao Ming walks on the road, his feet never get wet. Why is that?”
“Because Xiao Ming is a bird and can fly, that’s why his feet never get wet.” With yesterday’s “Xiao Ming the dog”, Ye Tian Xie suddenly had a moment of inspiration and excitedly gave this answer…..That’s right! That’s right! That’s the answer! This time, it definitely cannot be wrong.
“Wrong” Yaya’s heartless voice came from her mouth, “Big brother is really dumb. Birds fly in the sky and don’t walk! Xiao Ming is not some bird! Xiao Ming is a cute child. When he walks on the road, his feet don’t get wet because…..He wears shoes, so he doesn’t touch the wet ground!!”
This answer made Ye Tian Xie want to slam his head into the ground!
What kind of strange question is this!!
This answer was impeccable and not forced at all……Was he really that stupid?
“The fourth question!! There is a bow with a range of one hundred meters and there is a two hundred meter rabbit in the distance, but the arrow shot out could hit the rabbit. Why is that? Countdown time…..Five…..Four…..Three……”
Why could it hit……How would I know this!!
“……Two…..One…..Zero! Time’s up! The answer is……the bow is one hundred meters long!! Adding in the one hundred meter firing range, it makes up a total of two hundred meters!!” Yaya nibbled the lollipop as she answered.
Ye Tian Xie was stunned.
“Big brother, out of the ten questions, you have to answer five correctly. So far, you’ve gotten four wrong, but you have to keep trying your best. The fifth question is very simple……Wu, who is the most disobedient in the world?”
“It’s a little child like Yaya!” Ye Tian Xie said through clenched teeth.
“Wrong! The most disobedient person in the world is a deaf person because they can’t hear at all! Ya, big brother, you’ve already gotten five questions wrong already. If you answer another one wrong, then you won’t be able to go in today.” Yaya gave a sly smile as she licked her lollipop. Then she made a face at Ye Tian Xie.
The thing that Ye Tian Xie wanted to do the most right now was to pick Yaya up and then spank her butt. This little girl knew that he would not be able to answer the questions, that’s why she agreed so quickly after seeing the lollipop.
These questions…..Were they questions humans could answer!!
Seeing the complacent Yaya and Ye Tian Xie who was grinding his teeth, Su Fei Fei finally could not keep watching. She pulled on Ye Tian Xie’s clothes and said in a small voice, “Tian Xie, this little girl’s questions…..Does it count if I answer them?”