May The Rest Of My Life Be Sweet To You ( Machine Translation )

"Captain, your luck is really good today. Look at what I've robbed. I've robbed ten times, and each time I only got a dozen yuan. I only got a hundred yuan for such a big bag. ". "My luck is really bad, " a small guard complained.

"Hahaha, that's your luck. Look at my luck. I feel that my luck is going to change today, " the captain of the guards said happily.

"It's rare that the captain's luck is so good. Captain, shouldn't you give us a red packet to celebrate with you? " A small jailer said.

"You little brats, don't try to swindle my money. It's not easy for my luck to turn around and snatch a big red packet. I want to keep my good luck, " the captain of the guards said.

"I say, captain, your good luck is all because of me. If it weren't for me, would you have such good luck? " Sikong Yi said.

"That's right, that's right. If my master was happy, he would casually ask me to give him a big red packet. If my master was unhappy, we would only give him a big red packet with a penny, " Bai Zhu said immediately.

Sikong Yi continued Bai Zhu's words and put on a bitter face. "looking at this narrow cell, I'm not happy now. Next time, I'll only give him a red packet with a penny. "

"No, no, there are big and small cells in our cell. You can sleep in whichever cell you like. I'll let you choose, " the captain of the guards said quickly.

"which is the biggest cell in your cell? I want the most comfortable one, " Sikong Yi said.

"I'll take you there. I have the biggest cell here. It's definitely the best cell in our cell. It's the standard for VIP, " the captain of the guards said.

Sikong Yi and Bai Zhu immediately followed the captain of the guards to see the biggest cell.

This cell was indeed a little bigger than the other cells, but it was only a little bigger.

At most, it could only sleep with one person.

"This is your biggest cell. I'll be in a bad mood if I stay here, " Sikong Yi said.

"But this is indeed our biggest cell. " The captain of the guards was a little troubled. He really gave the best cell to Sikong Yi.

However, it seemed that Sikong Yi was very dissatisfied with this cell. However, he could not think of any other way. However, if he offended this God of wealth because of the problem of the cell, what would he do with the big red packets behind him.

He turned to look at the guards and jailers behind him. "quickly think of a way to make a better prison cell for Mr. Sikong Yi. "

"If we want to talk about a better room, that would be our resting room. However, we can't let Mr. Sikong Yi stay in our room. What if His Majesty Willam comes? "

"That's right. If His Majesty Willam Sees Sikong Yi staying in our room, I'm afraid that we will be punished. "

"This method won't work. We will definitely be punished. Quickly think of another way to let Mr. Sikong Yi stay in the prison cell. It has to be a good prison cell and a large prison cell, " said the captain of the guards.

A guard's eyes turned and suddenly thought of an idea. "Captain, I have an idea. Let's open the partition in the middle of these two cells and turn it into a cell. Won't that make the area bigger? "

The captain of the guards' eyes immediately lit up. "Your idea is good. Hurry up. You guys go in now and open the partition. "

The partitions between the cells were only separated by some partitions. They were not real walls, so they were very easy to dismantle. A few guards immediately removed the partitions.

The two cells immediately turned into one cell. This area was indeed much larger. Not only could it fit a bed, but it could also have tables and chairs.

Sikong Yi rolled his eyes. "The two cells are only this big after opening. It's so frustrating to look at them. "

He ridiculed.

"then let's have three cells. Quickly open the other cell as well, " ordered the captain of the guards.

The two jailers immediately opened the partition of the other cell.

"Mr. Sikong, are you satisfied now? This big cell is definitely the most comfortable cell we have ever had here, " said the captain of the guards.

"It looks good. Sweep the floor and the walls for me. It's too dirty. I'm not used to living here, " said Sikong Yi.

"Okay, okay, wait for a while. I'll get them to clean it up for you right now, " the captain of the guards immediately ordered his guards and the jailer.

Soon, the three cells were all cleaned up, including the walls.

In order to make Sikong Yi live comfortably, the captain of the guards had gotten the jailer to move in a new bed, bedding, and clean tables and chairs.

If the SOFA was not too conspicuous, the captain of the guards could have asked the guards to move the SOFA over.

"This chair is too hard. I'm not used to it, " Sikong Yi complained.

"Mr. Sikong, we can't put a SOFA in our cell. I really can't do anything about this, " the captain of the guards said in a difficult manner.

"We can't put a SOFA. Can we change it to a Rattan Chair? " Sikong Yi asked.

The captain of the guards thought about it. A Rattan chair seemed to be possible. After all, it was too dark here. No matter who came to look, they would not notice whether it was a consent or an ordinary wooden chair.

"Okay, I'll ask them to change it to a Rattan chair for you, " he agreed.

"Give me another rocking chair, the kind of Bamboo Chair, " Sikong Yi requested again.

"Okay, the bamboo rocking chair is also okay, but it has to be placed in the corner. It can't be too obvious, " the captain of the guards said.

"okay, it can be placed anywhere. It's fine as long as I can use it. " Sikong Yi pretended to be easy to talk to.

Soon, the Rattan Chair and rocking chair were placed in the prison cell.

Then, Sikong Yi requested tea cups, tea sets, and all kinds of toiletries.

He even asked the jailer to install a simple shower in the third cell.

Bai Zhu looked at his master. He truly admired his master. How was this prison? He was clearly here on vacation.

These jailers and guards tormented him until midnight before they finished all the things that Sikong Yi requested.

In a corner of Sikong Yi's cell, there was even an air purifier. The air quality in his cell was guaranteed to be the best.

Sikong Yi lay comfortably on his big bed. Bai Zhu was also allowed to sleep in Sikong Yi's room.

However, Bai Zhu did not have a big bed like Sikong Yi's, so he could only make a folding bed in the second cell to sleep on.

Even if it was a folding bed, it was still much better than the beds in the other cells. The beds in the other cells were only a piece of wood.

As the guards and jailers left, Sikong Yi's hand suddenly covered his heart.

"Bai Zhu, you rascal, you actually gave me a red packet of 20,000 yuan. Are you trying to give me a heart attack? "

Bai Zhu got up from the folding bed and ran to Sikong Yi's side "Master, don't you think it's worth it? " "You spent 20,000 yuan to let these jailers and guards serve you like a master, and even modified the prison cell for you. ". "This is definitely more worth it than staying in a hotel. ". "The key is that you quickly think of a way to get the two of us out. "