May The Rest Of My Life Be Sweet To You ( Machine Translation )

Sikong Yi and Bai Zhu came to the sky prison. The environment of the sky prison was much better than the underground prison. The underground prison was underground, so the underground prison was very damp and dark. The Sky Prison was on a tall tower. At least the sky prison was not dark and damp.

The jailer brought Sikong Yi and Bai Zhu and walked up the tall tower. The Tower was very tall and the air window was very small. In fact, it was also very dark here, but it was not damp.

A ray of sunlight passed through the small air window and entered the sky prison. On the ground, a golden line was shot out.

This was the only sunlight in the sky prison on this level.

Sikong Yi and Bai Zhu looked at the two cells on the left and right.

Sikong Yi's mouth immediately muttered, "the cells here are too narrow, how am I supposed to live in such a small cell? My bed is much bigger than this cell. "

The jailers did not care about Sikong Yi's nagging. They reached out and pushed Sikong Yi.

"Go, go, go. Don't talk nonsense here. You are here to be imprisoned, don't you know? " The jailer shouted.

He felt that these two people had come to the wrong channel and came to the wrong place.

"I know. We're here to be imprisoned, but the environment in your prison cell is too bad. You can't even give me a star.

"Do you have any VIP members here? Can you give me a promotion? I want a better VIP room, " Sikong Yi said.

The jailer's lips twitched. He had never heard of anyone who wanted a VIP room in a heavenly prison.

"We don't have a VIP room, but we have a death prison here. It's one meter wide and one meter long. Do you want it? " The jailer said.

The corner of Sikong Yi's lips twitched. "One meter wide and one meter long. Do I have to sleep standing up? I'm 1.8 meters tall. "

"Do you sleep standing up, squatting down, or sitting down? What does that have to do with us? " The jailer rolled his eyes.

"Well, it's my master's first time in prison. He doesn't understand the rules here. Sorry for making a fool of himself, " Bai Zhu said.

"Come and register here. Then hand over your cell phone and all your communication tools, " the jailer ordered.

"This registration is fine, I'll register, but I can't hand over my cell phone, " Bai Zhu said quickly.

His eyes turned around, and he was thinking of a solution.

"How dare you not hand over your cell phone when you're in the cell? Do you think this is a hotel? " The jailer choked.

"Hurry up and hand over your cell phone, don't let us trouble you. " Another jailer took out his leather whip and hit it on the ground, immediately leaving a white mark on the ground.

Bai Zhu felt a pain in his back. If this hit his back, he was afraid that his skin would be torn open.

"Don't worry, you guys. Listen to me. It's useful for me to keep my phone. I have a group that gives out red packets every day. If I hand in my phone, I won't be able to snatch the red packets.

Those red packets are very big. If I snatch them, I'll have a daily income of 78,000 yuan,"Bai Zhu said.

The jailers' eyes lit up. "What did you say? Are there so many big red packets every day? What group is it? Let us in quickly. "

"Yes, yes. Hurry up and pull it. Let us enter the group to snatch the red packets. "

"I want to join the group too. "

The jailers said one after another.

"Okay, okay. Let's add each other on wechat. I'll pull you into my master's group. ".

My master was giving out red packets every day. "Master, don't you agree? " Bai Zhu winked at his master.

Sikong Yi immediately said, "yes, yes. I just like to give out red packets. Whenever I have nothing to do, I'll give out red packets in the group. "

He gave Bai Zhu a look as a form of praise for his disciple.

A fool's heart is full of worries. There must be one. Although his disciple was usually a bit stupid, he did not expect to think of a good way to bribe the jailers so quickly at the critical moment.

Bai Zhu took out his phone and opened wechat. He added all the jailers and guards as friends and then formed a group.

He pulled all the jailers into his group. His master was the group leader and he was the administrator. Those jailers and guards were all good friends in the group.

"Master, it's your first time in prison. Don't you want to send a red packet to celebrate? " Bai Zhu said to his master.

"Yes, yes. I feel that the whole world must celebrate your first time in prison, " the captain of the guards said.

"Yes, we must celebrate. How lucky are you to be able to enter the heavenly prison? Do you know that there is only one heavenly prison in the whole country? " Another guard said.

"This is definitely a celebration. It's to celebrate your meeting with US guards and jailers. It's a great fate, " a jailer said.

The other jailers and the guards all agreed.

"Yes, this is fate. Fate. "

Sikong Yi looked at these jailers and guards and nodded seriously. "It is indeed fate. It is worth celebrating. I will give everyone red packets now. Everyone is ready to snatch the red packets.

I am giving out random red packets. Everyone is only competing for luck. If you snatch the big ones, you can not be angry even if you snatch the small ones."

"Don't worry. We all have the character to snatch red packets. If we snatch the big ones, we will snatch the small ones. We are not angry. "

"That's it. It's definitely a competition of luck. If your luck is good, you can only admit defeat. You're not allowed to be angry. Captain, don't you agree? " After an hour, he consoled his captain He was really a little afraid that his captain would be angry. This was because their captain's luck was exceptionally bad. Every time he bought a lottery ticket, he had never won.

"Of course. It's a competition of luck. You can't blame anyone for this. Come, hurry up and give out the red packets. I want to see how my luck is today. " The captain urged.

"Bai Zhu, hurry up and give out a red packet to everyone. " Sikong Yi ordered his disciple.

He never did this kind of thing himself. He only earned money and didn't spend it. Moreover, it was too painful to give out red packets by himself, so he could only let Bai Zhu help him give out red packets. He only treated it as if he was out of sight and out of mind.

The most important thing was that he also had to prepare to snatch the red packets. No matter how much money Bai Zhu gave out, he would snatch back as much as he could.

Bai Zhu looked at these wardens and guards who were like Wolves and tigers. He weighed how much money he would give out in the red packets. If he only gave out less, these people would give them a whip.

He immediately sent a big red packet of 2,000 yuan into the group.

The limit of a red packet was 2,000 yuan. He couldn't send it out even if he wanted to. However, he could send it out consecutively.

Therefore, Bai Zhu sent out ten red packets consecutively.

The guards and jailers were crazily fighting for the red packets in the group. Everyone was so excited that it seemed like they were even happier than the new year.

Soon, there were voices of complaints, and some people jumped up in excitement.

"F * Ck, F * Ck, my luck today is simply too good. I actually stole a thousand yuan and even stole a 980 yuan. Everyone, tell me, who stole so many red packets? Is there anyone who has more than me? " The captain of the guards said happily.

There were a total of ten red packets. He snatched ten times, and two of them were especially big. It made him go crazy with joy.