Marrying a White Snake Wife is Super Cool

Chapter 527: Chapter 288: You Old Geezer! You Really Intend to Snatch My Daughter Today

"And then what?" Lu Yuan pressed.

"After that, since I couldn’t get rid of him, I told him he could come to our home another day to fight me. If he won, I would let Ruyan become his disciple," Su Liyan’s tone was as calm as ever.

Lu Yuan was a little worried. "Darling, are you confident you can win?" he asked.

Su Liyan shook her head. "I couldn’t gauge his true strength, so I’m not entirely confident."

Lu Yuan patted his wife’s rear and comforted her, "Don’t worry about it. Let’s get some sleep. Maybe he was just talking. Don’t take it to heart."

"Dear, I don’t want to sleep yet. I want to play a little game with you," Su Liyan said, grabbing Lu Yuan’s hand and guiding it down.

Lu Yuan glanced at Gu Ziye, who was still sound asleep to his left, then leaned in and whispered in Su Liyan’s ear:

"Try to be quiet. We don’t want to wake Gu Ziye."

"Mhm, mhm, I know," Su Liyan nodded.

...

In the heat of the moment!

Su Liyan covered her mouth, doing her best to muffle her sounds.

Lu Yuan was panting heavily.

Unfortunately, this was a normal bed, not the sturdy, heated kang-bed of the Lu Mansion in Taiping City.

The bed legs started to shake.

The CREAK, CREAK, CREAK was likely loud enough for even the servants on night duty in the courtyard to hear.

Su Liyan panted, her words broken, "Dear... you told me to be quiet... You need to not move so much, either."

Lu Yuan gave a hard thrust.

"I can’t. I can’t control myself."

Lu Yuan’s brain was no longer controlled by his consciousness, but by his hormones.

The sleeping Gu Ziye dazedly felt as if she were on a small boat, the rocking making her head feel heavy.

Gu Ziye couldn’t open her eyes, but she could hear the sounds around her.

She could only hear a very familiar, strongly rhythmic sound that was somehow quite enchanting.

Gu Ziye stirred, wanting to turn over, but she lacked the strength. She must have been too busy before bed; her stamina was completely spent.

Only someone like Lu Yuan, with the protection of his Holy Body, could handle two peerless beauties one after the other.

Lying on her back, Su Liyan turned her head to look at Gu Ziye on her other side and whispered, "Dear, slow down a bit, or you’ll wake Yue’Er."

Lu Yuan, on top of Su Liyan, finally slowed his pace considerably.

Though Gu Ziye didn’t open her eyes, she could sense what Lu Yuan was doing.

Gu Ziye slowly relaxed her furrowed brow and pretended to fall back asleep.

「The next morning.」

Gu Ziye pretended to know nothing about what had happened the previous night.

Seeing the disheveled Lu Yuan and Su Liyan beside her, she nudged Lu Yuan’s body and called out softly,

"Yuan... Sister... we should get up now."

Su Liyan rubbed her bleary eyes, still looking half-asleep.

Lu Yuan shifted Su Liyan off of him. "Darling, you should go back now, or our daughter will wake up and not see you."

"Daddy, I’m here," a small voice chirped from under the bed.

Lu Ruyan pushed herself up from the floor and slowly stood.

Lu Ruyan’s presence in the room gave all three of them a start.

Su Liyan was suddenly wide awake. "My dear daughter, what are you doing here?" she exclaimed.

Lu Ruyan put her hands on her hips like a little adult, her pout incredibly endearing.

"Daddy, Mommy, Fourth Mother, I came a long time ago, but you were still sleeping," Lu Ruyan said.

"I peeked over the side of the bed, but it was full and there was no room for me, so I just went under the bed."

Hearing this, the three of them breathed a sigh of relief. They had been worried the child had seen what happened last night.

’Right. Other than Brother Pingtou Xiaotian, who loves to eavesdrop and peep, normal people don’t enjoy watching others get it on.’

’Getting yourself all worked up with no way to release it... what a miserable feeling.’

’Of course, Lu Ruyan was just a little girl; she wouldn’t understand any of this.’

Su Liyan picked her daughter up, sat her between her legs, and pulled a small blanket over her.

"My sweet girl, you must be freezing. Come and warm up."

Lu Ruyan tilted her head back to look at her mother. "Mommy, why weren’t you there when I woke up?

I went to sleep with you last night. If you run off again tomorrow, I’m just going to sleep squished in with all of you from now on."

Lu Yuan stroked his daughter’s forehead. "You’re a big girl now, Ruyan. You should learn to sleep by yourself."

Lu Ruyan pouted, unconvinced. "Daddy’s not a little boy anymore, so why do you still need Mommy and Fourth Mother to sleep with you?"

Lu Yuan glanced at Su Liyan and Gu Ziye with a proud expression. "That’s a testament to your father’s ability! When you’re older and married, you’ll be able to be with the one you love, too."

"Then can I have several of them, too?" Lu Ruyan asked with a perfectly straight face.

Lu Yuan was floored. ’What kind of logic is that?’

’Does she think she’s some rich matriarch or a woman of immense power?’

For someone so young to have such a thought process truly astonished Lu Yuan and the women.

This was especially true for Su Liyan and Gu Ziye, who had never even considered the question; they had always taken the practice of a man having multiple wives for granted.

Lu Yuan pinched his daughter’s little cheek. "Oh, no you can’t!"

’Polyandry might be possible in a matriarchal society, but this is a patriarchal one.’

"But Daddy, what if I’m really capable in the future, too?" Lu Ruyan asked, her big, innocent eyes wide.

This question completely stumped Lu Yuan. He had no idea how to respond.

Just then, a servant came to report, "Prince Consort, you have a visitor."

Lu Yuan’s first thought was of Gu Gaoxu. He hurriedly changed the subject. "Ruyan, a guest is here. I’m going to go see. We’ll talk about this later."

"Hmph. Daddy ran off without even finishing our conversation," Lu Ruyan grumbled unhappily from Su Liyan’s lap.

After getting dressed, Lu Yuan went to the front hall. He found two Daoists in azure robes standing there.

"Please, have a seat, you two," Lu Yuan said politely.

Daoist Longchuan turned to look at Lu Yuan, his face wreathed in smiles. "Lord Lu, it’s been a while."

Lu Yuan glanced at the old man beside Daoist Longchuan and instantly understood everything.

’Isn’t this elder the Daoist Quanyi my wife told me about last night?’

’I thought the man was just joking, but I guess he really meant it.’

Lu Yuan replied courteously, "Daoist, it has been a while."

"Bring us some tea." After the three were seated, Lu Yuan instructed a servant.

Daoist Quanyi spoke first. "Lord Lu, I have come to your esteemed residence today to follow through on our agreement from yesterday."

Daoist Quanyi was over a hundred years old and had a very rigid, by-the-book way of doing things.

He called a spade a spade.

Lu Yuan feigned ignorance and turned to Daoist Longchuan. "What’s all this about?"

Daoist Longchuan looked a bit awkward. After all, they had come to someone’s home to essentially take their daughter.

Daoist Longchuan glanced at the old master beside him, then braced himself and explained the events of the previous day.

Lu Yuan responded with a smile, "Daoist Quanyi, are you aware that my daughter isn’t even two years old yet?"

"A prodigy! A true prodigy!" Upon hearing this, Daoist Quanyi seemed to grow even more excited.

Lu Yuan looked at Daoist Quanyi and sighed internally. ’It’s exhausting trying to talk to someone who was born a century ago.’

"Fine, fine. If Daoist Quanyi truly has the skill to defeat my wife..." Lu Yuan trailed off, already regretting his words and not wanting to continue.

"Excellent! Then it is settled!" Daoist Quanyi interrupted, unable to hide his delight.

Lu Yuan stood up. "Please wait a moment, Daoist. I’ll go get my wife."

At a loss for what to do, Daoist Longchuan simply nodded at Lu Yuan in a gesture of goodwill.

Daoist Longchuan knew full well that even as a cultivator at the Great Celestial Master Perfection Realm, this was a family he could not afford to offend.

Her voice rang out before she appeared. "You old codger! Are you really here to steal my daughter today?"