Chapter 1365 (Despicable, Sleazy)
Chapter 1365 (Despicable, Sleazy)
Ye Yan was almost scared out of his wits.
"Yan'er, are you asleep?"
‘Oh my, it's actually Mom.’
Ye Yan and Chu Yu exchanged looks... What to do!
"I'm asleep." What else could Ye Yan say? He had to make something up.
"Well, then I'll come in." Qing Ya pretended not to hear, just to see if these two kids were telling the truth.
Ye Yan immediately panicked. Mom was really setting him up.
But if it were another boy, this would be the ultimate wingman Mom. Having such a Mom was truly a super benefit.
Ye Yan quickly cleaned up the floor and dived under the covers.
Chu Yu watched Ye Yan's swift movements, completely puzzled.
At this moment, Qing Ya walked in, not looking anywhere else, just straight to the bed.
"Mom!" Ye Yan shouted irritably, as if to say, "Can't you see I'm busy?"
"Hmm, where's Chu Yu?"
Since Chu Yu was sleeping inside, Qing Ya didn't see her and assumed she wasn't there.
But at this moment, Chu Yu, being sensible, poked her little head out, blushing: "Mom."
"Oh my, you two, since you're both sleeping, Mom won't come in." Qing Ya was pleased with them, thinking this should settle it.
Ye Yan rolled his eyes. ‘Mom, you barged in yourself, and now you're acting like it's no big deal…’
"Mom, you should go to bed early," Ye Yan said.
"Okay, Yan'er, remember to take care of Chu Yu, don't bully her. Be a responsible husband, don't learn from your father's ways." Qing Ya still had some heartfelt advice, especially not to learn from your father's ways.
"Mom, I know, I care a lot about Chu Yu." As he spoke, he even hugged Chu Yu's fragrant shoulder. But Chu Yu, annoyed, bit him hard, making Ye Yan wince.
Qing Ya smiled and didn't say anything, closing the door behind her.
Outside the room, Qing Ya sighed deeply. When did she and Ye Hua used to bicker like this? But such bickering had now become a luxury.
Should she go back tonight? She really didn't know.
Ye Yan heard the sound of Mom leaving outside and finally relaxed.
"Why don't you let go! Rogue!"
Ye Yan quickly let go and jumped off the bed. "Who's the rogue here? In that situation just now, I had to do that! Otherwise, we would have been exposed!"
"Anyway, you're a rogue! I don't want to see you!" Chu Yu turned her back to Ye Yan, sounding genuinely angry.
Ye Yan was indeed a master-level scumbag, with hundreds of kisses under his belt and breakup excuses that could drive people crazy. Of course, his skill in charming girls was also quite remarkable.
Facing a girl like Chu Yu, Ye Yan felt confident that he could make her smile at any moment.
"Wife~"
"Get lost, who's your wife?" Chu Yu became even angrier, this shameless guy.
"Sob~ I don't care, you're my wife. Now that I've finally fooled you, you can't escape."
Chu Yu's face darkened. "You! You rascal, bastard! I'll tell your parents!"
"Wait, wait, wait, I was just joking! Didn't you hear the tone of my voice just now?" Ye Yan felt the air turning awkward. Couldn't she tell he was kidding? Could she please use her brain a bit, seriously, come on, be serious!
"Who jokes like that? Boring!" Chu Yu glanced at Ye Yan and lay down again.
Ye Yan also felt a headache. This woman couldn't be compared to ordinary women. He had to use some tricks.
After a while, Ye Yan curled up on the floor. "So cold... so cold..."
Chu Yu, of course, didn't fall asleep so quickly. After all, it was the first time she was sleeping in the same room with a man, and she was a bit nervous, more so because she wasn't sure what Ye Yan might do later.
"So cold... so cold..."
"You're freezing!" Chu Yu muttered, but she did feel that it was quite cold here, especially late at night when the temperature dropped to minus ten degrees Celsius. The bed seemed to have a heating function, but the floor didn't.
"You're heartless." Ye Yan shivered. "Can't you have a little sympathy? Any woman with a heart wouldn't bear to let me, Ye Yan, sleep on the floor."
Chu Yu chuckled softly. "It depends on the person."
"I don't want to talk to you right now." Ye Yan huffed petulantly. ‘I've aroused your interest, haven't you? Are you going to invite me to bed now? Let me tell you, I'll pretend to refuse gracefully, making myself seem very reserved... I won't be impatient.’
‘Come on, invite me. I'm ready to accept your invitation.’
"How about you change rooms?"
Ye Yan: "..."
This woman's thinking couldn't be determined by common sense.
"Don't talk to me."
"Why are you getting angry so easily? You have no manly spirit at all."
‘Damn it! Can't men get angry? What does that have to do with manly spirit? You women are the kings of nonsense, can't you be even more absurd!’
However, after a long time, Ye Yan still didn't hear Chu Yu's words. This woman really ignored him!
‘I can't believe it, I ignored you and you ignored me back. It's really annoying…’
In this unwilling state, Ye Yan gradually fell asleep. The temperature in the room was indeed very low, and Ye Yan seemed to deliberately let himself catch a cold, not resisting the cold.
But the gentle light radiated from Chu Yu on the bed enveloped Ye Yan.
In his dream, Ye Yan could feel this gentleness, very comfortable... as if he had fallen into his wife's embrace.
The night quietly passed, and it was another beautiful morning.
Ye Yan yawned and slowly opened his eyes, wondering where he was...
Suddenly realising his situation, the woman on the bed, actually ignored him completely. Could it be that there was something wrong with his charm?
It used to be foolproof, non-existent... It must be a bit of a mistake in the operation.
Looking at the sleeping Chu Yu on the bed, Ye Yan quietly slipped under the covers, pretending that nothing had happened, and continued sleeping...
He didn't know how long he had slept, but Ye Yan felt a bit cold on his neck.
Opening his eyes, he saw...
"What... what are you doing!" Chu Yu was holding a dagger, her eyes red, pressing it against Ye Yan's neck.
"You... you despicable man, you actually sullied me!"
Ye Yan hurriedly explained, "No, I didn't sully you, really."
"Then why did you come to the bed! You tell me! If you can't explain it, I'll kill you! I know, if I kill you, I won't be able to leave either, I'll commit suicide! I absolutely won't accept this!"
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