WARNING! Tsundere President

“Sure, I can sit upright. Kissy, kissy, goo, goo…” She brandished the handcuffs on her, “Can you remove these? I’ve already promised to lead you to Ol’ Jiu and Bai, so can you let me go already? If you follow me everywhere, they won’t show up even if they saw me!” Her eyes were watery as she winked a few times—a morse code which unfortunately was not caught by the man nearby.

“HELLO! Planet He calling Mr. Military. Do you copy? Did you just block me?”

“Correct.”

“Either you let me go now or you admit that you’re just playing Mr. Hard-to-get. As long as you nodded at our actual relationship, I’ll be yours, love you more than those b*tches before.”

And it was an awkward silence between them for the next few minutes. She frowned and shook her head, “Cold and uncommunicative. No wonder your ex dumped you.”

“Come again?” Huo Chen squinted his eyes and turned to her. He spoke with a voice colder than the Arctic and a gentle look like a full moon.

“I-I-I mean, it’s the truth, isn’t it? Don’t you threaten me!” She swung the handcuffs frantically, “I won’t spill a single bean. If it wasn’t your stupid bondage fetish, why would I want to have a word with ya?”

“Shut up then.”

“Hmph!” In rage the lady turned her head away from the unreasonable man, her eyes looked through the window with feelings rumbling inside her.

Ol’ Jiu! Bai! Stay in the shadow! Never be caught! 

And Huo Chen finally had a moment to collect his thoughts.

He remembered how last night Wen He and him were hiding in the dark as he watched Yang and Huo Yunting leave the party one at a time.

Right after they had left, this mischievous woman started to play her games.

We are supposed to get that criminal ALIVE so we could interrogate him about his partners but she just had to shoot him dead! 

She’s violent, hot-headed, uncooperative and cunning! 

Huo Chen remarked on Wen He in his mind.

——

And Lu Zhaoyang was completely unaware of the brewing storm.

During her lunch break, she called Lin Yazhi for an inquiry on ways to cheer up a male “friend” to make up for the arguments they had.

The little junior of hers snickered, “No worries. I’ll handle it. It’ll be at your office before you go home.”

Lu Zhaoyang was utterly confused when she ended the call. The suspense stayed throughout the afternoon till the very final minute at the office when she actually received a package.

Lin Yazhi mailed it, obviously.

[OPEN IT AT HOME.]

That was Lin Yazhi’s message right before Zhaoyang unwrapped the package.

Please don’t tell me it’s something that appears in porn…If it’s some belt, whip and candle stuff I’m so going to use them on Lin Yazhi! 

Well the truth was—Lu Zhaoyang knew her junior well.

It was something that showed up in porn. But it was something worse than the kinky stuff. It was…

“A PACKAGE OF COSTUMES?” Lu Zhaoyang nearly spat her tongue out upon seeing the costumes all over her bed. She checked out the tags on each of them. Those were bizarre, fetishized uniforms including “the Nurse”, “the Sailor”, “the Air Hostess”, “Catgirl”, “Cat Maid”, “Lacey Lassie Lingeri—” Zhaoyang could not read anymore tags as she made a facepalm.

I’M NOT WEARING ANY OF THESE!

I know Huo Yunting is a ‘propeling’ man but he’s not in the mood now! Even if I’m wearing ribbons with cat ears, he wouldn’t pass a glance! 

Lu Zhaoyang rolled her eyes as she dialed Lin Yazhi’s number.

“HELLO~ZHAOYANG!!!” her junior shouted excitingly.

“Yazhi, I’ll take good care of these till you get married one day. I’ll give them to you with both hands. You can take it as my wedding gift for you.”

“Chill, Big Sister Zhaoyang, I picked these according to *your* size. They’ll fall through my flat chests you know? So you’ll wear it tonight for your boyfriend. BTW, is your boyfriend that outrageously handsome, hot dude who came for you at Thunderbolt Corp. back then?”

He once was…

“Enough with your gossips, go work for the Hollywood Reporter or something. I have to clean your messes up.”

“Hold it, Zhaoyang! I can’t be wrong with my eyes, men LOVE these!” Right before Lu Zhaoyang hung up in annoyance, the little junior made her final words, “Make sure to do uniform on a rainy day. Wet and transparent. Oh em gee!”