Chapter 220: Those Who Peep At Me Peeing, Shall Die!
Chapter 220: Those Who Peep At Me Peeing, Shall Die!
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"He probably needed to pee urgently. If not, he wouldn’t have stopped so abruptly."
"That’s obvious, isn’t it? This kid has so many tricks up his sleeves that he wouldn’t leave just like that! Truth be told, I’m surprised he didn’t decide to urinate all over the Fire Emperor instead!"
As soon as this person said those words, everyone around fell into silence.
From their perspective, it was true that it was rather likely for Xu Que to do something like that!
He was simply an unconventional person who would resort to unconventional methods. In fact, his methods were so strange that nobody would ever be able to ignore him.
When they were lining up to gain admission into the palace, he cut the queue of several students and that in itself wasn’t a big deal. But when he admitted that he had no principles, how was anyone supposed to continue insulting him then?
During the first round of the competition, he defeated the Legendary Swordsman within a single stroke and didn’t leave him with any dignity. In the opening round, he eliminated the most eligible Prince Consort to the Fire Emperor. Nobody else would’ve been able to do that.
Soon after, he pointed at the Fire Emperor and told him that his favorite Concubine and daughter had already been taken by him. He wouldn’t even let go of his younger sister and made it glaringly obvious that the Emperor had been made a cuckold!
Soon after, he decided to show off his powerful skills. He knew that at that point in time, the Emperor was unwilling to intervene personally and proceeded to kill the Imperial Guards with such impunity.
When the Fire Emperor took out the God Powered Cannon, the ensuing events left everyone speechless, for he used the cannon to light his cigarette. Xu Que then revealed that the God Powered Cannon was created by him.
When the Fire Emperor finally stepped in, Xu Que used powerful spells one after another and forced the Fire Emperor to a corner and defeated him in a landslide. If that wasn’t enough, he was fighting the Emperor while laughing at a fabricated story about his tiny penis. Nobody could ever best that!
When the Fire Emperor took out his family’s heirloom, the jade seal, you even stole it away from him. Nevermind that you stole it from him, you even used it on him! But that wasn’t enough. You started singing a song!
Based on all these things you’ve done so far, it’s such a good thing that you didn’t think of peeing there in front of everyone!
When the crowd saw that Xu Que was walking towards the throne room to relieve himself, they all heaved a sigh of relief.
At last, this kid has finally shown some sense of propriety. When he felt the need to relieve himself, he actually knew where to go instead of doing it out here in the open. Even though the place he went into was the sacred throne room, that was much better than doing it on the head of the Emperor, which seemed likely.
Indeed, it wasn’t because Xu Que didn’t want to pee on the Fire Emperor’s head but was because he was running out of time. If not, he would most certainly have done that!
The Fire Emperor was fast approaching the 100% completion rate. It was best to find the opportunity to slip away and earn as much act tough points as possible before doing so!
Hence, Xu Que whipped out an Escape Emblem and held it within his palms. At the same time, he strode off towards the throne room confidently.
"This… This isn’t a place where you can be whenever you deem fit!" Flaming Sun Princess shouted out as soon as she saw Xu Que walking in that direction.
"Cut the crap. I shall pee anywhere I feel like peeing. If you continue talking nonsense to me, do you believe that I shall pee on your old man’s head? Where’s the map? Hand it over now!"
Xu Que realized that the Flaming Sun Princess was as uninteresting as he remembered and stretched his hand out and rolled his eyes.
Zi Xuan who was standing beside the Flaming Sun Princess looked up and realized that something was wrong with the Princess’ expression. She was afraid that the Princess would agitate Xu Que further. At this point, she could also feel Xu Que’s killing intent and thus secretly handed the map of the Imperial Tombs which had been prepared earlier. She then whispered, "I shall retrieve the map of the Water Nation’s Imperial Tombs later."
"Eh, no problem. If this came earlier, things would be much better. We’re all mature adults anyway and we should be matured and understanding right? Then… Go and get busy. I shall take a leak!" Xu Que took the map and stepped into the the throne room.
Zi Xuan’s face turned red as she turned around, her back facing the throne room.
The Flaming Sun Princess knew that she was powerless to stop Xu Que as well. Today, right here in this palace, nobody was able to stop him. The only thing she could do was to wait for her father Emperor to get up!
But could father Emperor really manage to pull himself back up?
Could he succeed in conjuring the Emperor’s Energy?
The Flaming Sun Princess didn’t know. She truly didn’t know.
Her brain felt giddy and foggy. After seeing Xu Que step up, her brain had been buzzing, causing her to feel disoriented and confused.
As for Xu Que, she had no idea how to look at him. But she knew that she was the Princess of the FIre Nation and that she was her father’s Princess.
The Concubine Fantasy who stood by the side was in a complete mess. From the start of the conflict to this point, she didn’t dare to look at Xu Que in the eye, afraid that he would go for her to settle score.
However, Xu Que didn’t even look at Concubine Fantasy. That was because he was in no rush to kill them. The most important thing to him now was that he must do something. Something extremely, extremely, extremely important. That was to… flee after acting tough!
To run!
Of course, he needed to run away!
If he didn’t run, what was he going to do here?
Wait for the Fire Emperor to ascend in cultivation level and kill him?
What a joke!
But even in fleeing, he couldn’t openly admit to running away in fear for that would cause him to lose face!
As for the Fire Emperor?
"Heheh… wait for me to blow up your ancestors’ tombs. We’ll see if you’ll still have more Imperial Qi then!" Xu Que laughed out elatedly as his shadows gradually disappeared while he walked deeper into the throne room.
The entire grounds was filled with silence!
Everyone looked at each other in confusion and even those few Infant Transformation Generals and the Imperial Guards had started to walk over.
They were still hesitating, wondering what they should do. Should they cross the line drawn out by Xu Que and rescue the Fire Emperor?
"What are you staring at? Save the Fire Emperor!" Concubine fantasy’s voice rang out with urgency.
The Generals froze as they gritted their teeths and started making their way past the line.
All of a sudden, a loud voice rang out from within the throne room, "Anyone who crosses, dies!"
"Shua!"
The few of them were stumped and took several steps back in retreat as though to prove their innocence.
Concubine Fantasy was stumped as well and yet she seemed to persist in her request a she whispered, "Generals, go into the toilet and attack him now. Take advantage of the fact that... He’s still relieving himself. This is the best chance!"
The Generals felt their lips curl into a snarl. Take advantage of the fact that he’s relieving himself? Isn’t that too vicious?
The few cultivators around were stumped as well. So Concubine Fantasy has finally revealed her true colors. To take advantage of someone when he’s in the vulnerable state of relieving himself? Isn’t that too vile? Indeed, this woman’s heart is black and evil.
The few Infant Transformation staged Generals reacted to this as they started thinking to themselves.
If only they could seize this opportunity to take Xu Que down, the Fire Emperor would surely forgive them for not attacking earlier as commanded. If they could kill Xu Que, they would most certainly be rewarded by receiving honorific titles and might even receive other treasures!
"Shall we… try?"
After a careful consideration, they started moving slowly towards the throne room. Their movements were extremely stealthy as they inched their way towards the door.
These Generals were extremely skilled in fighting arts. Given the opportunity to ambush Xu Que and take him down, they would definitely seize it and make the most out of it.
Right at this point, boundless killing intent radiated out from within the throne room, rippling outwards.
"Boom!"
"Those who peep at me peeing, shall die!"
As soon as his words were spoken, a single stalk of green and white colored Buddha’s Fiery Lotus shot out as it floated through the air. It then appeared right in the middle of the Generals.
At the next moment, the few of them gave each other shocked expressions as the lotus exploded!