Chapter 1720 - Chapter 1720: Are You Constipated?
Chapter 1720: Are You Constipated?
Translator: Lonelytree
Lin Yuelan was speechless when she heard another wave of rumours.
It seemed that the person behind the scenes was unwilling to give up until she and Jiang Zhennan were killed. She wanted to link them up one by one.
Did she really think that they could be accused of treason just because of a dream? Hehe, that was really wishful thinking.
Jiang Zhennan, the Defender General, had protected them all these years and stood bravely on the battlefield. He was the patron saint of the entire dynasty.
No one believed that he would rebel.
Not to mention that she was a peasant girl who came from the countryside. She had become the princess of the country. She did not have to be locked in the palace at all. This life was more comfortable than being an empress. She was not stupid. There was nothing she wanted that badly that would make her want to lock herself in a golden birdcage.
And Jiang Zhennan, if he really had any ambitions with his ability, would have long usurped the throne. Could he have waited until today when the Yuwen family’s power was becoming more and more stable?
Hehe, the person behind the scenes was really funny.
However, it had been a long time since it was so interesting. She didn’t mind playing with them.
Lin Yuelan was leaning against the table with her chin in her hands. Her eyes were darting around. Jiang Zhennan, who knew Lin Yuelan very well, walked over from outside and asked curiously,” Yue ‘er, what are you thinking about? Why are you so serious? Or,” he deliberately paused,” or are you up to something bad again?”
Lin Yuelan rolled her eyes speechlessly and said,” How do you know that I’m up to no good?”
Jiang Zhennan smiled and said nothing.
Lin Yuelan didn’t continue arguing with him about this. Instead, she said excitedly,” Brother Nan, how do you think this scene will end?”
Jiang Zhennan was speechless.
This ending was obviously expected.
However, in order to play along with Lin Yuelan, he sneered and said,” Hehe, we’ll end things the way we want to, won’t we?”
Lin Yuelan asked curiously,” Are you really willing to let such a beautiful woman like Xiao Jingyu die? You must know that beauty has always been eyeing you covetously. Are you really willing?”
Speaking of this, Jiang Zhennan felt as if he had eaten a fly. He was so disgusting. He said,” Let alone a fake beauty who’s wearing someone else’s skin, even if she was naked in front of me, I wouldn’t even look at her.’
At this point, he suddenly asked,” Yue ‘er, what have I done recently that you’re not satisfied with?”
Lin Yuelan thought for a while and shook her head.” No! What’s wrong?”
“Since you didn’t, why did you use that fake person to disgust me?” Jiang Zhennan said with some resentment and grievance in his eyes.
Lin Yuelan was stunned for a moment before she burst out laughing.” Brother Nan, you… Haha…”
Jiang Zhennan still looked at Lin Yuelan with a little grievance in his eyes and
said,” Yue ‘er, why are you still laughing?”
Lin Yuelan waved her hand and said,” Alright, I won’t laugh anymore. I won’t laugh anymore! ”
Then, she reached out to pinch his cheek and said with a smile,” Brother Nan, you’re getting funnier and funnier!”
In her heart, she was roaring furiously. Where did that cold and ruthless Great General who emitted an ice-cold aura go?
Return him to her.
Jiang Zhennan grabbed her hands with one hand and said,” Yue ‘er, it’s because I’m always close to you!’ So, did you learn it from me?
But I’m also a cold beauty.
Wouldn’t it be even colder if two icebergs met?
Why did the two icebergs collide into a volcano instead?
However, the two icebergs were of the opposite sex. Opposites attracted each other, and then friction generated electricity. Naturally, sparks flashed, and it was getting more and more intense.
Lin Yuelan faked a smile and said,” Hehe, are you saying that I’m a funny person?” When she asked this, she gritted her teeth.
Jiang Zhennan shook his head.” No, no.”
Lin Yuelan looked at him suspiciously, but Jiang Zhennan was as sincere as he could be.
Lin Yuelan surrendered and said,” Alright!”
Then, Jiang Zhennan said,” Yue ‘er, what do you want to do?”
Lin Yuelan put her hands on her hips and sneered,” Haha, of course, I’m waiting to see them make a fool of themselves. I’m waiting to see them slap themselves in the face.’
It was impossible to say that she would not do anything.
Two years ago, when the Longyan Kingdom was not strong enough, Xiao Jingrui of the Black Clouds Kingdom forced a marriage alliance and openly planted a woman in the Longyan Kingdom as a spy. Therefore, the old emperor could only swallow his anger and accept her.
However, it was fortunate that Xiao Jingyu was the one who had courted death. The position of the main consort had been turned into a concubine position, causing Xiao Jingyu, as a concubine, to be unable to interfere on many occasions and places.
Even if she used despicable means to control Yuwen Xuhong and make him listen to her every word.
But so what? He was still like a dung beetle, hiding in cow dung and rolling around.
No matter how capable she was, she would be powerless if she couldn’t stretch her arms and legs.
Now that she thought that she had woven a perfect web for Lin Yuelan and Jiang Zhennan, one would see who was trapped in the end.
When Lin Yuelan thought of this, she smiled and said,” We’ll see those officials of the imperial court tomorrow and slap them in the face!” Jiang Zhennan smiled and said,” Alright, as long as you’re happy!’
The next day, the officials went to court as early as usual.
However, when the group of nobles and ministers arrived at the throne room and saw the people in the throne room, they immediately staggered. Then, they quickly knelt down in a somewhat sorry state and bowed to Lin Yuelan, who was smiling happily in the main hall,” Greetings, Princess Gu. Princess
Gu lives for thousands of years!”
Speaking of which, Princess Gu t s status was higher than that of the Empress.
Therefore, other than the emperor, all the officials and nobles had to bow down to her.
However, these officials looked at Lin Yuelan’s young face and felt indignant. A peasant girl like her had only made a few suggestions and improved the method of planting crops, yet she had obtained the title of Princess Gu, who was second only to one person and above all others.
However, they had studied hard for ten years and spent decades in officialdom. They had done so many things before they could climb to such a high position, but they still had to listen to her.
Lin Yuelan didn’t know what these people were thinking, but she could guess what they were thinking when she saw the jealousy on their faces.
Lin Yuelan smiled and said,” Please rise, Lord Wang, Lord Liu, and Lord Zhang!’
Just as the three lords were about to stand up, they heard Lin Yuelan say,” The three of you are already so old. What if you get hurt by kneeling to a young girl like me? What should we do? However, if you don’t kneel down, you might be accused of not respecting me, the princess of the country. This crime of contempt might be even greater, right? En, for the sake of your lives, when you see this princess in the future, you should kneel!”
The three lords were about to get up, but they immediately froze. Their faces were red from holding back their anger. They wanted to get angry, but they had to endure it. Otherwise, if they were really detained for the crime of despising the princess, where would they go to seek justice?
Seeing their sullen expressions, Lin Yuelan was happy.
These three old bones did not do anything important for the country and the people. They kept staring at her idle position all day long and admonished her. They secretly said that she was a farmer’s daughter. It was easy for her to become a princess, but she did not do it properly. She was always in public. She was not married yet, but she stuck to her fiancé all day long. It was simply immoral.
Of course, the three of them gathered together and said these things in secret. Therefore, since she had returned to the capital, Lin Yuelan should teach them a lesson.
“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve been suffocated until your faces are red.”
Lin Yuelan asked with concern,” Are you guys constipated?”
As soon as Lin Yuelan finished speaking, she heard the laughter of the people around her.
Anyone with discerning eyes could see that Princess Gu was making things difficult for them.
As for the reason, some of the officials had their own guesses.
Lord Chen’s face turned even redder. He was aggrieved.
He looked at Lin Yuelan and said,” Thank you for your concern, Princess. We’re not constipated!” He gritted his teeth and emphasized the word
“constipated”..