1987 Changing the toothbrush once every three years
“If you have something to say, say it. If you continue to cause a scene, I’ll call the police.” Zheng Ren said impatiently.
In the end, he suppressed the frustration in his heart and said coldly.
Lin Yuan stood at the door and felt curious. Boss Zheng usually looked quite gentle, but why was he so insistent on treating this patient?
Although the patient looked a little perverted, he was still a patient. Could it be that one had to look at one’s appearance before seeing a doctor now?
“Boss Zheng, my … My body is full of bugs.” The yellow-teeth said.
“Bugs?”
“It’s all in your body?”
Zheng Ren and Su Yun asked at the same time.
“Oh, the heavens have finally opened their eyes. Do you want to play Resident Evil or alien?” Su Yun said with a smile.
“I really …” Seeing that boss Zheng and his assistant didn’t believe him, the yellow-teeth immediately said anxiously,”after you lectured me that day, I’ll go back and reflect on my mistakes.”
“Don’t f * cking talk nonsense, tell me the truth!” Su Yun said.
The yellow-teeth quivered and immediately said,””My throat was itchy, and I started coughing. Then, the phlegm I coughed out had little black bugs in it.”
Su Yun revealed a disdainful expression. Lin Yuan’s eyes widened as he watched. Coughing out a live bug that could even fly, this was simply too magical!
“It’s fine. Do you still have it now?” Zheng Ren said indifferently.
“I can’t cough out anything that can fly now.” The yellow-teeth guy grabbed onto the last straw and said,””But I can see little black bugs when I rinse my mouth.”
He was worried that boss Zheng wouldn’t believe him, so he glanced around and saw the sink. He immediately ran over to turn on the tap and put his mouth close to it.
Su Yun kicked the yellow-teeth’s butt.
He had been watching for a long time and finally got the chance. He stuck out his butt, and it was just in time for a kick.
“Is it dirty?” Zheng Ren said unhappily,”Lin Yuan, do you have clean water?”
“Ah?” Lin Yuan was dumbfounded, but she reacted quickly and immediately said,””I’ll use a disposable paper cup to get some water. “
With that, she turned around and ran away.
The yellow-teeth’s face was full of tears and grievances.
What’s there to be afraid of? in the hospital … Forget it.
“Do you know where the bugs come from?” Zheng Ren asked.
The yellow-teeth guy shook his head.
“Later, I’ll take a look at the bug first.”
Very quickly, Lin Yuan ran back with his long legs. He used a disposable paper cup to carry half a cup of water and handed it to boss Zheng.
“Rinse your mouth and spit into the paper cup. I want to see the bugs.”
Seeing boss Zheng’s calm expression, the yellow-teeth man also had some confidence. He drank half a cup of water in one gulp, then gargled and spat it out.
There were a few black dots floating inside. The yellow-teeth looked terrified as he said,””Boss Zheng, it’s these little bugs.”
“Hairy Midge, it’s fine.” Zheng Ren casually glanced at it and said indifferently.
“What?” The yellow-teethed man grinned and then pleaded with a bitter face,””Boss Zheng, you’re a kind-hearted person. You can’t just stand by and watch him die.”
“You still know the phrase” not helping a dying person “?” “I thought you were only interested in money,” Su Yun said disdainfully.
“It’s a very common type of bug. Do you occasionally see the bug in your house … Near the sink and bathtub?” Zheng Ren asked.
The yellow-teeth tried hard to think about it. It was indeed so.
But how did boss Zheng know? Even if there were little bugs, they shouldn’t have vomited them out. Could they be rebuilding their homes in his body?
“Pay attention to your personal hygiene and drink less raw water. Do you … Brush your teeth?” he asked. Zheng Ren asked helplessly as he looked at the yellow-toothed man’s mouth full of yellow teeth.
“Uh … Once every three to four days?” The yellow-teeth said with uncertainty.
“Well, it’s also easy for hairy midges to ovulate in the toothbrush, and there are also larvae growing there. How often do you change your toothbrush?”
“Three …”
“Three months? You’re so big-hearted. ” Su Yun spat from the side.
“About three years.” The yellow-toothed man thought hard and finally gave an answer.
“……”
Everyone was speechless.
Changing the toothbrush every three years, you’re not joking, right?
“AI, I’m fine.” Zheng Ren sighed again.”Hairy midges are also known as moth phoenixes. They are small, polypod insects with many hairs or scales, including the blood-sucking white sandflies and common indoor moths.”
The yellow-teeth man listened in a daze.
“Your problem is probably that you don’t pay much attention to personal hygiene. You change your toothbrush every three years. I guess the hairy midges in your toothbrush have been living in the same house for twenty-five generations.” Su Yun said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
It was that simple? The yellow-teeth didn’t believe him.
“Go back and change your toothbrush. Pay attention to your personal hygiene and clean the house thoroughly.” “I’ll be fine soon,”Zheng Ren said.
“Boss Zheng, what medicine do I need to take?” The yellow-teeth man asked nervously.
“You don’t need to take medicine. Just pay attention to your personal hygiene.”
“Uh …”
Zheng Ren frowned and explained.
“At home, the hairy midges typically breed in pools, bathtubs, nozzles, or drainage outlets, especially those drainage outlets that are rarely used or have slow drainage. The larvae feed on sewage sediments, rotten plants, and microorganisms, which are commonly seen around the opening of the drainage pipe. “
He didn’t dare to mention the toothbrush.
Even someone as bold as boss Zheng couldn’t imagine what a toothbrush would look like after three years.
Although it was common to dig out feces during gastrointestinal surgery, the yellow teeth made boss Zheng flinch.
“There are also some case reports about the detection of hairy midge larvae in the country, and the general patients are boarding in school for a long time. Because there were many people in the dormitory, the bathroom was not very clean … It was generally a transient infection. You just have to pay more attention to this when you get home. “
Zheng Ren mumbled as he mistook the toothbrush. He was not willing to mention the two words no matter what.
“Let’s go, let’s go. ” Su Yun urged,”go home quickly after you’re done. Don’t stay here.”
The yellow-teeth was a little hesitant. However, when he saw that boss Zheng was starting to get impatient, he thought of Godfather Liu and immortal Wang whom he had just met.
He lowered his head and did not dare to refute. He walked out of the changing room dejectedly.
Seeing the yellow-toothed man walk away, Su Yun said in disdain,””This kind of person will be in big trouble sooner or later.”
“Change shifts and get ready for surgery.” Zheng Ren said.
“Boss Zheng, are you sure it’s a hairy Midge?” Lin Yuan was a little surprised to see that Zheng Ren did not even do a test.
“What’s wrong? I’ll get him to come back and spit again?” Su Yun then said,”why don’t you bring the toothbrush from home and test it for him?”
Lin Yuan felt nauseated at the thought of the toothbrush that he had been using for three years.
“Confirmed. The form is that of a hairy Midge.” Zheng Ren said with certainty,”the larva is slender, full-headed, without legs. It’s cylindrical in shape with either pneumatic or pneumatic ends at the back. It has 12 to 14 segments.”
The dorsal side of the body often had bone pieces, the lateral abdomen often had bulges to help move, the body often had bristle or club-shaped hair, and the abdomen often had long hair or brushes and other ornaments. The aquatic larvae also had trachea gills and suction cups for attachment. I can see it very clearly, didn’t you notice?”
“……”