The 99th Divorce

“Alright, alright, alright! Now get lost!” Yu Lili ground out between clenched teeth as she grabbed his hand and threw it off.

Her actions only worked to fuel his already growing excitement. His large hands acted even quicker.

Shen Zhilie heard the background commotion on the other side of the phone. After a beat of silence, he asked, “What are the both of you doing?”

“He’s drinking water. I’m on the phone,” Yu Lili said.

“I see…” Shen Zhilie’s nerves settled a little. “I’ll come and pick you up. Which hotel are you at?”

“Don’t bother. I’ll sleep here. Ou Ming can’t see, so I’ll stay here and take care of him. Don’t worry, our room has two double beds,” Yu Lili said.

Ou Ming looked toward the single sprawling King bed and held back his laughter.

Yu Lili pretended not to notice. “I’ll come over tomorrow. Rest early. I have to help Ou Ming bathe now.”

“That’s not appropriate,” Shen Zhilie said. “You’re a woman…”

“I’ve known Ou Ming for many years. Helping him to bathe isn’t a problem at all.” Yu Lili feigned ignorance at the reason for Shen Zhilie’s concern. “I’m hanging up now.”

“Hold on!” Shen Zhilie yelled out.

Yu Lili stopped mid-action. Just as she was about to place the phone back to her ear, Ou Ming snatched the phone over, disconnected the call, and tossed the phone aside.

“He wasn’t done speaking!” Yu Lili kicked him. Her tone inadvertently sounded embarrassed.

Upon hearing this, Ou Ming’s eyes darkened even further. He pulled her pants that had been stripped halfway all the way down.

Yu Lili quickly pulled them back up and gave him another firm kick. Sullenly, she demanded, “Go away!”

“Bathe!” Ou Ming pulled her over and said, “I’ll help you undress.”

“No! One at a time! I’ll help you bathe first, and I bathe after that!” Yu Lili pulled her pants back up and buttoned them properly.

When she got up, her phone began to ring again. It was Shen Zhilie.

Yu Lili answered the call. “Hello?”

“Be careful,” Shen Zhilie said “Although Ou Ming can’t see, he’s still a man at the end of the day. Don’t let him bully you.”

Hearing his concern made Yu Lili feel a tinge of guilt. Just as she was about to say something, she looked up and was met with a weird look from Ou Ming.

“Alright. Rest early. Good night.” Yu Lili hung up the phone a good two seconds later.

“What did he say?” Ou Ming leaned over and murmured.

“He told me to be careful of a pervert like you!” Yu Lili pushed him away once again. Taking care to avoid him, she made her way to the bathroom.

Ou Ming wiggled his eyebrows and held her back from behind with his single hand. With a laugh, he asked, “Is that so? He doesn’t trust me that much?”

“I don’t trust you either,” Yu Lili said.

Ou Ming nodded his head in understanding. “You’re right not to trust me. Come, let’s go in.”

“Move,” Yu Lili said.

“Help me undress.” Ou Ming placed her hand on his clothing. “I can’t remove it with my hand.”

Yu Lili stared at him suspiciously. When she saw his serious and somber expression, she reached out and began to undress him one piece of clothing at a time.

After she had divested his upper body of all his clothes, she pulled him with her and said, “Come in.”

Ou Ming wasn’t satisfied. “My pants!”

Yu Lili turned around unwillingly to remove his pants. As she neared him, she sensed his arousal. Her face reddened in embarrassment. She looked up only to be faced with Ou Ming’s animalistic expression.

She peeled his pants off him. When it came to last garment, she refused to continue. She pushed him toward the bathtub and commanded, “Go in on your own!”