Chapter 403
403 Devastatingly beautiful
“Are these clothes for me to wear?” Li Xianyu was a smart person. He immediately guessed the three women’s wild ambitions and refused loudly, ” what disguise? what three great demonic techniques? they’re all lies, right? you just want to see me cross-dress, right? ”
“Women’s clothing is an art.” The pretty right protector with an oval face said excitedly.
Li Xianyu turned his head and looked at his sister, who stood with her hands behind her back and seemed to be indifferent. “Your idea?”
Ice shards generously admitted and gave her own explanation. “I’ve thought about it. Of course, the charm ability is best matched with women. If you disguise yourself as a woman, even if you use your charm openly, the Aoki family will not associate it with you. They wouldn’t have thought that li Xianyu not only didn’t die, but also became a woman.”
After becoming a woman …
Li Xianyu shuddered. This sentence was too lethal for a straight man.
“I won’t cross-dress, this is my bottom line as a man, sis …” Li Xianyu took a deep breath and said aggrievedly, ” mom, you’re making things difficult for me. Did you want a daughter back then, but you accidentally gave birth to me? ”
This sentence was equally lethal to ice shards, and a layer of goosebumps rose on her smooth Jade-like back.
Seeing that Condor babe and the right protector were beside her, she endured it and said lightly, ” “Just this once, I won’t force you in the future.”
Li Xianyu sneered. ha! he said, ” there are only zero and countless times of crossdressing.
“Think about it, how many times have you crossdressed?”
Li Xianyu was stunned and thought about it seriously. Then, his expression and body froze.
The corner of ice shards ‘mouth under the mask raised. “You remember now?”
‘It might be true …’ It was not the first time.
Li Xianyu remembered that in the distant past, he had not been in primary school for long, about seven or eight years old. On a weekend when his adoptive parents were out, he and his sister were playing at home. As they played, ice shards dragged him into the room and found. princess dress,. hair band, a butterfly hairpin … She coaxed him into dressing up as a girl.
Behind every cute boy, there would be a mother or sister who liked to see him cross-dress.
In the afternoon, his foster parents came back and realized that their son was missing. When they looked again … Aiyo, what an adorable little girl. Who are you?
Later on, his adoptive mother also said that when his salted fish dressed up, there was really no need for girls.
This evil practice was immediately stopped by his adoptive father. He scolded ice shards for the first time. Who was his adoptive father? he was a gangster from the dance club and a straight man. How could he tolerate this kind of thing?
As a result, the door to a new world that li Xianyu had just opened was forcibly closed by his adoptive father.
However, after this incident, his adoptive father realized that his son was too delicate and not manly enough. He was afraid that his son would really go astray in the future.
At that time, there were many gay scenes in American dramas, and there were even many movies about gay men in Xiangjiang. Due to its influence, gay culture in Shanghai at the end of the 1990s was no less than it was now.
Later, in the process of li Xianyu’s growth, his adoptive father, intentionally or unintentionally, instilled in him that successful men should have Jing ‘an Zhang Manyu on the left and Xu Hui Lin qingxia on the right.
Many years later, his son did not go astray. He became an unruly human-shaped self-propelled cannon and a mobile pile driver.
The above was li Xianyu’s family background and growth environment in the past 20 years.
Thinking of the past, li Xianyu glared at ice shards fiercely. “After so many years, you still haven’t given up.”
“I didn’t. Don’t accuse me.” Ice shards refused to admit it.
However, the only thing that was revealed was a pair of eyes. They were no longer as calm as before. Instead, they flickered with a little excitement and anticipation.
Her parents had always suspected that she was a robot and that she was not interested in anything other than traveling. Look at my brother in a female outfit!
The next process was followed by the right protector’s amazement and Condor babe’s strange laughter.
Li Xianyu’s facial features were delicate, and his outline was relatively soft among men. The only thing that was particularly manly was his thick sword-like eyebrows and his heroic spirit.
The first thing the right protector did was to trim her eyebrows.
“Actually, the best way is to get an eyebrow tattoo.” The right protector said.
“A semi-permanent one is good. It’ll save us trouble.” Ice shards suggested.
“I think Liu Ye Mei is not bad, or straight eyebrows.” Condor babe said.
what do you mean by semi-permanent? make it clear. Don’t touch my eyebrows. Didn’t you say it’s just makeup? what the hell do you mean by semi-permanent? ” Li Xianyu was horrified.
His words were automatically ignored by the three women.
Just like that, the right protector happily drew the shape of his eyebrows according to his face shape. Then, he removed the stray hair and carefully poked him with the three elements needle, painting it with milk …
Looking at her up close, he found that the right protector was more delicate than he had imagined. She had a perfect oval face, soft facial features, rippling light in her eyes, and her small lips with lip balm shimmered with color.
There was a strange perfume smell on her body. She couldn’t tell the brand, but it must be expensive.
Half an hour later, the so-called semi-permanent eyebrows were formed. They were the typical thin and long eyebrows of the female lead in TV series, with a sharp curve at the tip of the eyebrows.
Li Xianyu was speechless.
He felt a chill in his heart. The eyebrows that he was most satisfied with on this face were gone.
“I can grow back, right? it’s not really permanent, right?”
“No, it’s permanent.”
“Then I’ll cut off the meat on both sides and let it grow back.” Li Xianyu said ruthlessly.
After another half an hour, the makeup was done.
In the mirror, there was a devastatingly beautiful face. She was wearing black contact lenses, a shiny wig, an oval face, bright eyes, a straight nose, and a small red mouth.
A Lotus appeared in the clear water, a natural carving.
She blinked a few times, and her eyes, which were covered with fake eyelashes, fluttered.
“Not bad, not bad. A Super beauty.” the right protector clapped his hands in a low voice. The sense of accomplishment from having a Super beauty in his hands was indescribable, and he was very satisfied.
Ice shards ‘eyes were sparkling.
Lu Xun once said that the greatest, most permanent, and most common art in China was a man pretending to be a woman.
Li Xianyu comforted himself in his heart.
“I’ve changed my clothes.” Condor babe excitedly placed her pleated short skirt and off-shoulder shirt on the table.
“But you can’t wear this kind of clothes.” Li Xianyu rolled up his trousers and showed them his hairy legs. “Can I wear it?”
“Shave your fur.” Condor babe said.
I can’t even shave. Which beautiful woman’s legs are as muscular as mine? ”
“That’s true …” Condor babe was immediately disappointed.
In all fairness, ice shards also preferred short skirts, but she did not deny that li Xianyu’s words made sense. She cupped her chin with one hand and thought for a moment. you can wear a long skirt or long pants. We can’t expose our bodies. It’s best to use a choker to block our Adam’s apple.”
“choker?”Li Xianyu was at a loss.
Protector right quickly explained to him. A choker was a collar, a female accessory that had inexplicably become popular in the fashion world in recent years.
“……”
Condor babe squatted by the closet, sticking out her butt and rummaging through it. She didn’t forget to mumble, ” you’re too tall. Ordinary women’s clothes don’t match you. Let me look for you …
After a while, she found a set of clothes from the closet.
She was wearing a pair of black pants and a pair of boots of the same color. She was also wearing a white t-shirt and a short female trench coat.
It was full of British style.
Looking at his beautiful self in the mirror, li Xianyu only had one thought in his mind: Who am I? I’m the most beautiful flower in the Li family.
I’m the most beautiful in the harem.
(?°?°)?????
yes, I’m going overseas. This outfit is not bad. Ice shards expressed her satisfaction.
This dress was suitable for tall women, and Li Xianyu actually matched it on his body.
“It’s too small, and it’s tight.” Li Xianyu frowned.
later, I’ll let the right protector take you to the city to choose. Right now, it’s just a demonstration. “I feel like something is missing.” Ice shards frowned.
Condor babe looked her up and down. She was confused. nothing is missing. I think it’s perfect.
The right protector and ice shards looked at each other. The former’s heart moved.”No chest.”
Li Xianyu was speechless.
Condor babe was speechless.
Li Xianyu was horrified. Isn’t it normal for a man to have no breasts?
Condor babe lowered her head and looked at her flat and wide chest, her heart filled with sorrow.
“There’s something I have to make clear first. You can’t take photos or videos. When this matter is over, forget about the process of me crossdressing and keep it to yourself. Don’t tell anyone. Please, please, don’t let my great-grandma know.” Li Xianyu was serious.
“Why can’t you let your great-grandma know?” Condor babe asked. She thought that crossdressing was fun, but it might be a very embarrassing thing in li Xianyu’s eyes, so she could understand. But what did this have to do with the unparalleled war spirit?
“Nonsense, I’ll be beaten to death.” Li Xianyu said.
If great-grandma knew that her only descendant was dressed in women’s clothing and was so beautiful, the blow to her would be like a mother finally seeing her son bring his girlfriend home. When she opened the door, it was a cute boy!
let’s go shopping. I’ll show the others my masterpiece. Protector right held li Xianyu’s arm and half pulled and half dragged him out.
At that time, the protectors were gathered outside in the big cave for breakfast. They were very incorruptible. It was just a big pot of eggs cooked in the dog meat soup last night, with millet porridge and salted vegetables. There was also a large pot of braised beef.
Protector bull held an egg in his left hand and a bowl of porridge in his right hand. nonsense, I won’t go to Japan to film. Although I don’t care about being seen by you when I mate, it doesn’t mean I’m happy to let all the men in the world see my concubines.
Hu Yan was peeling an egg. When he heard this, he looked up and glanced at him. you’re wrong. My real selling point is you. The film will be directed to Europe and the United States. Your muscles suit their aesthetics. As for your beloved consort … I don’t think any normal man would be interested in a small heifer.”
“Then why don’t you let protector rat go?” protector bull asked.
Hu Yan said in a deep voice,”a rat as big as a calf …” I’m shooting a romance film, not a horror film.”
“Then you …” As soon as protector bull spoke, the egg in his hand suddenly fell on the table and he looked behind the crowd.
Hu Yan, protector monkey, protector rat, protector left, and the others all turned their heads.
“Pa da,””clang.”
The eggs and the bowls and chopsticks fell on the table.
At the exit of the tunnel, a beautiful woman stood there. She was tall and had bright eyes. Even if she just stood there without making any expression, people could appreciate all the moving beauty.
She also had the equally beautiful Condor babe, the right protector, and even the Emperor!
However, compared to her, these women were all ordinary.
Hu Yan muttered, ” there’s a beautiful woman in the North. She’s peerless and independent. When she looks, she can topple a city. When she looks again … My heart.”
The others:
“Oh my God!”
“Goddess!”
“Get married!”