Chapter 172 - Heaven on Earth
Chapter 172: Heaven on Earth
Translator: Larbre Studio Editor: Larbre Studio
In a high-end apartment, Long Aotian sat in front of the computer, as he lit a cigarette. He suppressed his smile, as he looked at the group chat in anticipation.
A few seconds later, King Kong replied: Haha.
Lady Killer: Hahaha.
Kato Eagle: Hahahaha.
[File Administrator] Mo Fei: I’ll come and reply haha too.
Bian Que: This child has a low IQ, he’s hopeless. Farewell.
Hua Tuo: Bian Que is right.
Sun Simiao: Hua Tuo makes sense.
Li Shizhen: There is no problem with Sun Simiao’s diagnosis.
Long Aotian: …
What happened? This was different from what he had imagined. Long Aotian held his mobile phone in confusion.
Tong Tong: Long Aotian, the man with the big penis has already used this trick.
The lolita also sent a gif [You idiot, no medicine can cure you].
Long Aotian thought, It’s him again!
The Li family descendant somehow always clashed with him in one way or another. He looked like a sissy, but had a great penis. It was simply hateful. The most exasperating thing was that he had a beautiful great-grandmother.
Long Aotian liked lolitas but also had a lot of love for older lolitas. Every time he thought of Great-Grandma who looked like an 18-year-old, he couldn’t help but become a fanboy.
Long Aotian: Tong Tong, do you want to come to Uncle’s house in the evening? Uncle will give you candy.
He was used to teasing the lolita to see her serious reply: I have to do my homework at night and my mother will ask me to go to bed before nine o’clock.
Tong Tong: Idiot, what era is this, you are still giving me candy? Chat for three hundred, a meal for five hundred. I reject all matters that are not suitable for children.
Long Aotian typed: Tong Tong’s mother? Oh, I’m sorry, I was just kidding, don’t be angry.
Tong Tong: It’s not my mother. [angry]
Mo Fei: Tong Tong, who taught you that?
Tong Tong: The man with the big penis taught me. He said that in the future, when someone asks me if I want to eat candy or see goldfish, that’s how I should answer. [obedient]
Mo Fei: It’s not good to inculcate distorted values in her when she’s so young.
King Kong: Even after kicking him, he can continue to lead Tong Tong astray.
Fire Child: Do you want me to beat him up?
Kato Eagle: Forget it. Your master has gone to the northeast. No one will avenge you when you get wrecked by him.
People suddenly found that this rookie who had just joined the company less than two months ago, has grown into someone that even they thought was difficult to deal with,
Lady Killer: In fact, even if the God of Fire was in the company, he wouldn’t dare to intervene in this. You have a master, but he has a Great-Grandma. In terms of elders, you can’t win.
Fire Child: …
Li Shizhen: Don’t change the subject. I suggest kicking him out of the chat. Tong Tong, you can block him and don’t talk to him when you meet him at the company. We are responsible for the young flowers of our motherland.
Walking Pile Driver: Don’t kick me. Don’t kick me out of the chat. I admit my mistake. I’ll definitely not do it again.
Li Xianyu has been peeping at the screen and upon seeing this, he hurriedly jumped out to admit his mistake. Of course, everyone wasn’t truly angry, and were just teasing and joking as usual.
Mo Fei: Never again. Seeing that you are as the inheritor of the War Spirit, I will forgive you this time.
Walking Pile Driver: Does that big man have a spare villa with his own pool? Can I borrow it?
An ID, who looked familiar but who he didn’t interact with, jumped out.
Wang Lao Er: Do you want to rent it? I have a spare villa and a swimming pool, but you have to wait till tonight. Besides, I just got back from a business trip. Let me announce something. Today is my wife’s birthday. I want to surprise her. Do you have any good ideas?
Walking Pile Driver: I’m not renting, but my great-grandmother wants to swim. Battle Lady also wants to swim but they don’t want to go to the swimming pool outside, so I want to find a private pool to play in.
As soon as Wang Lao Er heard it, he agreed.
Wang Lao Er: I’m going to come to the company at noon. I’ll give you the keys to the villa.
Tong Tong: Swimming? I want to come and play too. Can I come and play?
Walking Pile Driver: Yes, of course.
Mo Fei: Then I’ll go too. I can’t rest assured if Tong Tong interacts with you.
Long Aotian was excited.
Long Aotian: Count me in, I want to swim too.
Lady Killer: I love swimming.
Kato Eagle: Can I join?
Li Bai: The water of the river comes from the sky, take off your underpants and drill in.” Count me in.
In an instant, more than a dozen male colleagues jumped out and asked to join.
Walking Pile Driver: Get out! You guys can swim on your own. But King Kong can come.
King Kong: Get out of here. You swim on your own. I won’t come.
Hmph, women are poop. I don’t want to soak with poop. It’s disgusting. There are always people who want to hurt me, no way am I letting that happen, King Kong thought.
Li Xianyu thought, Bro, your phobia of females makes you suitable to be the second male lead.
At lunch, Li Xianyu met Wang Lao Er in the restaurant. He was a thin and capable looking middle-aged man. His dark skin gave people a feeling of metal and people always felt that his face was very hard. Wang Lao Er is a disciple of Lianghua Temple that did not live in seclusion, nicknamed: Acalanātha.
Although he looked like an old farmer, he was a famous tank in Baoze. His flesh was thick and he could withstand a harsh beating. In terms of combat, his recklessness was comparable to Li Xianyu.
However, Li Xianyu was a blood cow, and could recover extremely quickly. Wang Lao Er had good armor. Simply put, the difference between them was that of high recovery and high defense.
Before eating, Li Xianyu gave Thunderbolt Battle Lady a shot. Her injuries have recovered but the body was still rather weak. With her physique as a demon descendant, she could recuperate after a few days.
At the end of the restaurant, there was a piano by the window. Victoria, whom they had not seen for a long time, sat upright and focused on playing. The sun lit up her blond hair.
The skin of a foreign girl was as white and tender as milk. During this time, she stayed in Baoze and gathered a lot of popularity. She is the new goddess amongst Baoze’s male colleagues.
“She’s not gone yet?” Thunderbolt Battle Lady was surprised.
“I think she said she was going to stay here for the Taoist Conference?” Li Xianyu recalled what she said. “As for her brother, I don’t know where her brother went. The Caucasian said he wanted to compete with me again to gain his reputation back,” Li Xianyu said while chuckling. When that Caucasian see that this salted fish had already evolved into a massive whale, I wonder how he would feel.
He would just employ Slime, and his upgrade all depended on swallowing.
Victoria finished playing a song and approached the waiter to order. Her curvaceous figure then sashayed towards Li Xianyu.
“You’re back.” Victoria smiled.
“Yes, I’m back.” Li Xianyu smiled, revealing weariness. Since the mission at Sanliban Village began, he experienced several life-and-death encounters. No, from the first contact with the demon descendants (fox demon), he has been wandering on the edge of life and death.
The quantity of tasks was too much. He, with the experience of two months, had gone through more abundant tasks than an ordinary staff who has been here for a year.
“By the way, where’s your brother?” Li Xianyu smiled unfathomably.
“After he recovered, he went to look for the vice president,” Victoria replied.
He remembered now. The Association of Superpowered Beings had gone to Myanmar to catch a drug lord. Out of an unknown reason, Victoria didn’t go and stayed in Baoze to come here.
“By the way, we’re going swimming this afternoon. Are you coming?” Li Xianyu asked.
Crack! Crack! The bones of his left and right calves shattered together. Li Xianyu’s face twisted painfully. Thunderbolt Battle Lady and Great-Grandma continued to eat as if nothing had happened, and no one said anything regarding this attack.
Are you bullying me just because I have self-healing powers?
After dinner, Lightning King told Li Xianyu that San Wu had returned. Not long after he went to Northeast, San Wu woke up. Li Xianyu did not see San Wu in the past three days. She cooped herself up in the practice room and worked hard every day.
When he heard the news, he went to the practice room, and saw the girl who had almost been forced into depression by the God of War in the battle of Sanliban village.
She looked exactly like in the past, she had a delicate and beautiful face, but a lack of expression and life. Li Xianyu didn’t know if it was an illusion but he felt that there was an inextricable melancholy in her expression.
Maybe it was that day that tangled the knot in her heart further.
“Take a break.” Li Xianyu put his hand on her head and rubbed it hard. “We’re going to swim this afternoon. Let’s play together.”
San Wu rarely rejected people and nodded obediently.
“By the way, do you have a swimsuit?”
“What is a swimsuit?”
“It’s a dress that shows a man a good figure”
“You want to see my body.” San Wu hit the nail on the head.
“No, no, we’re swimming. Seeing your body is secondary… Pfft, I didn’t want to see your body. My Great-Grandma is going too.”
“You want to see Great-Grandma’s body, too.” San Wu nodded.
“…..”
The sharp-tongued girl still hasn’t changed, you mobile mockery machine, Li Xianyu thought.
In the afternoon, he brought Great-Grandma and San Wu to the nearby mall to buy swimsuits. When they stepped into the swimsuit store, there were all kinds of styles, colors that were dazzling. Sexy, conservative, simple, and elegant, Li Xianyu was dazzled.
The world was unfair. Li Xianyu realized this truth in the swimsuit shop. Men’s swimsuits were always just a pair of underpants. They at most had some color and patterns compared to a wide variety of women’s styles.
Great-Grandma had a disdainful expression, but her eyes sparkled, staring at beautiful swimsuits with interest.
“Great-Grandma, I think this suits you.” Li Xianyu pointed to a white swimsuit. Its style was no different from ordinary underwear, and even sexier and hotter. A bikini, where its shoulder straps and panty straps were slender ropes.
“Sir, what good taste. This swimsuit suits your girlf- this lady next to you very well.” The salesperson smiled.
For the time being, she could not tell who the girlfriend was, between San Wu and Great-Grandma, so she changed her words. The two girls were rare beautiful women, one was lively and lovely, the other was elegant and ethereal, and both had slim but curvaceous figures. She has worked in the shop for many years, but has never seen girls who looked gorgeous even without makeup.
This man must be very rich! the salesperson thought to herself.
Great-Grandma blushed and pulled Li Xianyu without expression, away from the shameless swimsuit.
When she saw the salesperson follow them, Great-Grandma turned back, raised her eyebrows and lowered her voice. “How dare you decide for me? Do you know respect for your ancestor?”
Have you ever seen a great-grandmother pull her great-grandson out to pick out a swimsuit? Li Xianyu snarked silently.
Great-Grandma turned around and chose a conservative swimsuit. This thing has no aesthetic value. One can only look at the thighs, or half the thighs.
Li Xianyu rolled his eyes. “The weather is really nice, I’m going home to sleep.”
He pulled San Wu and made to leave.
“Wait, wait…” Great-Grandma held his arm in her hands, as her buttocks perked up, and lowered her center of gravity. When she was dragged by Li Xianyu and glided along for a moment, she compromised unwilling, “I’ll change then.”
Li Xianyu’s eyes brightened. “A bikini.”
“No.” Finally, she chose a two-piece swimsuit that was considered conservative. The top was a bralet and the bottom was boxer panties.
“What size do you need?” the salesperson asked.
“Chest is 34D. Waistline should be 55cm. Hip circumference should be 90cm,” Li Xianyu said Great-Grandma’s bust/waist/hip measurements (BWH) effortlessly.
The salesperson was shocked. She looked at Great-Grandma’s height and was surprised that the girl had a perfect figure. Such a BWH simply made her envious and jealous.
Packing Great-Grandma’s swimsuit, Li Xianyu asked San Wu what style she liked. The moving mockery machine had a nonchalant expression of “I don’t care, I’m okay even without wearing clothes.”
Li Xianyu waved his hand and chose a sexy bikini swimsuit for her. However, Li Xianyu didn’t know San Wu’s BWH and the salesperson measured it for her. She was once again filled with envy and jealousy.
At 1:30 P.M., they arrived at Wang Lao Er’s private villa. He originally bought it to live in it, but his elderly mother didn’t like the house, and loved the old house that they had lived in for several decades. Thus, this villa had been empty.
Adding the villa and the yard, the area must be more than 300 square meters. Although it was not a prime location, in Shanghai where land was expensive, buying such a villa… Li Xianyu calculated, the value was close to nine digits. What the hell? If it were not for a spendthrift Great-Grandma, I would have bought such a mansion in ten years’ time.
The pool was in the backyard, occupying one third of the area. It was very large, enough for Li Xianyu and others to flutter around and pee… No, it’s not a pool outside. You can’t do that.
Li Xianyu and the girls arrived at the villa first. When cleaning the pool, storing water and working halfway, Mo Fei arrived with Tong Tong, Victoria and Thunderbolt Battle Lady.
“Li Xianyu, why are you the only one working?” Tong Tong squatted by the pool, hands on her knees, her appearance cute and obedient.
San Wu and Great-Grandma were lying comfortably on the soft sofa, sipping chilled fruit juice leisurely.
Li Xianyu looked at her. The Lolita was wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses, had curly hair and looked mature at a young age.
Li Xianyu pinched her face that was hidden under her sunglasses. “You will know when you have a boyfriend in the future.”
The Lolita tilted her head, her voice gentle. “Know what?”
Mo Fei rushed to the pool and kicked him away before he spoke. “Bah, don’t say these strange things to Tong Tong.”
She was carrying a bag of snacks, a bag of drinks and fruit wine with low alcohol content in her hand.
“Wang Lao Er is coming to the villa in the evening to celebrate his wife’s birthday, and other colleagues will also come. Let’s swim first and wait for them,” Mo Fei said.
Half an hour later, the pool was cleared and filled with clear water.
Li Xianyu put on his underpants early in the morning. He was holding a bottle of beer, sitting under the umbrella and waiting for the bikini beauties.
He finally understood what was called a plethora of various brilliant beauties. This was not a view one could see on the beach. Thunderbolt Battle Lady, Great-Grandma, Victoria, and San Wu all were gorgeous beauties.
Even Tong Tong was cute and delicate, with slender arms and legs, cute and beautiful.
“Man, this is Heaven on earth…” Li Xianyu murmured.
He pulled the towel in silence and covered his lower body.
Splash splash! With splashing sounds, the beauties jumped into the pool and it was as if they turned into mermaids, their laughter ringing like silver bells.
He grabbed the mobile phone from the crystal glass table, took a picture, and uploaded it to the demon descendants chat group.
Walking Pile Driver: Here’s some welfare, I am a good man.
Li Bai: Shit, I really want to go, wait for me to arrive on the sword.
Long Aotian: Tong Tong is so kawaii.
Kato Eagle: Man, heaven on earth [nosebleeds]
Lady Killer: Asshole, can you take clearer photos?
God of Fire: The Unparalleled War Spirit is so beautiful.
System Notification: God of Fire withdrew a message.
In the northeast, the God of Fire exhaled guiltily. Thank goodness I withdrew the message quickly, if not it would be so shameful.
The Unparalleled War Spirit was the true goddess in the eyes of the older generation. This generation of young people have never seen the unparalleled demeanor of the Unparalleled War Spirit. But in their time, whether it was Li Wuxiang or Li Xianyu’s grandfather, they had removed most of the Unparalleled War Spirit’s seal. That generation of young people had seen the Unparalleled War Spirit’s true power.
Every time he saw the Unparalleled War Spirit, the God of Fire will reminisce about his youth, full of memories.
I was not when you were born, you were old when I was born.
Walking Pile Driver: To show you this is already a gift, I’m not giving you more. Haha, hit me if you are mad.
There was a picture sent of a bloody knife in the group chat.
The beauties soaked in the pool, as their good figures were blocked by the waves and were unclear. The male colleagues in the group chat were dying to see them.
Li Xianyu had succeeded in attracting the jealousy and hatred of men. Many were gritting their teeth in envy. Thief, we are all men, why are you the only one who can enjoy such benefits?
Li Xianyu threw away his bath towel and plunged into the blue waves at one end.
He dog paddled happily between the beauties, like a cheerful corgi. Li Xianyu, 21, ushered in the first peak of his life.
He dog-paddled in front of Thunderbolt Battle Lady and sang, “I ask if this mountain is the tallest in the world.”
Thunderbolt Battle Lady slapped him away.
Corgi Li gladly paddled in front of his great-grandmother and sang, “Or, there are other heights higher than the sky.”
Great-Grandma knocked him away with an elbow.
Corgi Li continued to swim happily in front of Victoria and howled, “There are mountains higher in the world than this mountain.”
Heaven on earth!
He swam too happily and didn’t control his force, knocking into Victoria’s back.
Victoria exclaimed and stumbled back a few steps.
“I’m sorry, it’s all the water’s fault,” Li Xianyu apologized.
The Caucasian lady was very generous and shook her head to say she’s fine. Her blue eyes glanced at Li Xianyu’s left arm. “Your hand…”
“Oh, this.” Li Xianyu touched his left hand. “I sealed the devil in my arm, so my arm became like this. In Buddhism, it is equivalent to the Buddha cutting his own meat and feeding eagles, and Avalokiteśvara transforming into a woman to make villains repent with her body.”
Victoria shook her head with a smile and said, “I don’t believe it. I hear it’s formidable. I saw on the Internet that someone said it was very formidable. Can you show me?”
Li Xianyu suspected that he had misheard. “What? You want to see what my left hand can do, don’t you? You want to know the horror of my left hand, are you sure?”
“I’m just curious.” Victoria nodded nonchalantly.
Li Xianyu’s glance flashed and smiled coldly in his heart. “Alright, but I’ll give you a piece of advice. Come on, hold my shoulder.”