Seized by the System

The banquet continued to go on, but there was a slight change in the atmosphere.

The great green insect was very elated to see this change because the others were starting to be more modest, and their eating pace was evidently getting slower.

Especially that greedy cat. As soon as it was distracted, its appetite seemed to have declined…

In this case, it could eat as much as it wanted.

Previously when it went to the Greater Rat City to chime in, although the amount was sufficient, the taste of the food was so-so. It only felt full from it but it did not satisfy its desire for good food.

‘How stingy of them, they even said that they’ve just established their kingdom not long ago, and their foundation is shallow, so they’re not experts in the culinary arts, and asked me to be more tolerant…

‘Why didn’t they invite the humans then? Clearly, they were afraid that their food will be too tasty that I won’t want to leave…

‘Am I an insect like that? At most, I’ll eat for two more days.

‘The Great Azure Dragon is still the best. Seeing that I’m not getting as much food as this greedy cat, he quickly spoke. Sure enough, he’s still on my side.’

Chong Daqing began wondering, then it happily swallowed a golden deep-fried boneless carp.

At the same time, a gentle voice was heard. “Master, do you need me to bring more soup?”

A graceful lady who had hints of immortality lingering on her was seen speaking softly and sweetly to Vigilante A.

The great green insect rolled its eyes and asked dubiously, “Sister, your aura is quite familiar, have we met before?”

“Uh…” Xing Xi the second palace mistress of Liu Yun Palace felt her heart twitch. She did put some effort into disguising herself but there were plenty of magic tricks in the upper realm, she could not guarantee that it would be effective.

“I’m terribly sorry. Noble one, I have no memories of that, though I wonder, where have you seen me?” She replied gently.

“Uh, I remember when I went to Liu Yun Palace as a guest, the ladies there had similar auras…” The great green insect seemed to be immersed in a far away memory but its hands and its mouth did not pause at all, it was still eating naturally, and was only enunciating with its spirit. “Back then, I went together with Sister Tian Yin. She said to look for your palace mistress for double cultivation…”

“Oh, could it be that you’re the legendary noble daughter of Celestial Clan’s clan leader? That’s normal. Before I descended to this realm, I cultivated in Liu Yun Palace.” Xing Xi immediately composed herself. Since this was an eater, there was no way it could know of her true identity.

“You’re still considered to be a familiar person, come and eat with us…” The great greet insect said insincerely as it only did it out of courtesy.

“There’s no need to. I’m just a little maiden, how can I be eating with all the masters?” Xing Xi lowered her head and rejoined.

Fang Ning was speechless. This lady was really good at picking the time to ruin the atmosphere. Right after he mentioned about being of one heart and one mind, she popped out of nowhere. Obviously, she was trying to make him beat his own face.

Fang Ning was a reputable figure, so when this lady who had an unknown origin and an unclear background appeared, he only let her stay for the sake of Nan Feng the Devil Vigilante.

The above reason was fake, the key was that Sir System had never prompted that she was willing to follow him faithfully.

‘The System Map doesn’t even show that you’re an ally. You didn’t even turn green, yet you’re thinking about joining us? What a joke.’

The only thing was that this was not a good reason to explain to the others. Above all, it involved the Sir’s secret, so it must not be told.

Therefore, the crowd placed their chopsticks down and wondered, ‘The Venerable One who has always been honorable is actually so indifferent towards this fairy-like beautiful lady?

‘Even Butler Zheng is allowed to be present, yet she can only serve him. A lady who is so fairy-like is often seen in the upper realm, in front of the holy immortals and buddhas, she can even be a leader of fairies. This is a waste.

‘Is the legend real…the Venerable One dislikes women?’

“Tss…” The crowd could not help but gasped as they looked at one another.

They looked at each other and realized something horrible!

Which was, other than his relatives, the Venerable One only had men as his subordinates!

The great green insect was still a child, so there was no need to count it in.

It was evident when the math was done. The black and yellow dogs were two straight dogs, and Sky Eagle was a male eagle itself. Zheng Dao and the little hamster were naturally males, and Thomson the black tiger was a male tiger…

There were also those that they did not know. Anderson, Achilles, and Ma Dechun…each of them were men.

As expected, it was unclear when no one was bothered but now that they did the math, they were shocked.

Fang Ning really had a house full of men, but who was he to blame, he could only blame an idiot…

He also felt that something was off, thus he immediately asked Sir System in secret, “I think that it’s weird too, why do you only recruit male followers…”

“Nonsense, haven’t I done all this to prevent you from making mistakes? Humans like you are most fond of offices and elevators. I’m making preparations in advance…” Sir responded firmly.

“Uh, shit. A wise man once said something very reasonable, for every result that seems accidental, behind it lays an inevitable reason…” After Fang Ning was clear of the reason, he did not know whether to cry or to laugh.

He was a geek, and had no liking towards interacting. In term of this, sir had recruited followers of the same gender, who were easier to interact with. After all, he was not very good at understanding a woman’s thought.

Therefore, he never considered this a problem before this. Today, he completely broke the ice…

“Mmm, this wise man said it right, can you tell me his name? I’d like to record his quotes.” Sir questioned.

“I don’t know, there’s none. Get lost…” Fang Ning rebuked without holding back.

No wonder he had always felt that the Yang Energy was so strong, it turned out that it was sir’s doing…

System Notification: [The System has seized the host’s body.]

“Shit, what are you trying to do?” Fang Ning was taken aback.

“I’ll completely obstruct you.” Sir uttered forcefully.

Hence, Fang Ning heard himself say, “Oh, the divine ability that I cultivate is Yang Energy based, and conflicts with Yin Energy. This is why I’m not allowed to be close to females, and I’ve never recruited female subordinates. You don’t have to be shocked about this.”

‘Shit…are you cultivating a little body technique or a helianthus book? Not allowed to be close to females? Screw you!’

Fang Ning was at a loss for words but he could not do anything about this idiot. He only gritted his teeth, and decided to work harder again.

‘I see.’ Instantly, the crowd sighed breaths of relief. Sure enough, the vigilante was an honorable person, if he was not straight, how could it be?

“Hehe, brother, you’ve been wronged.” Sky Eagle showed a look of sympathy, then it somewhat felt proud of itself. As the clan leader of the Eagle Tribe, it had always been surrounded by its wife and its mistresses. Regarding this, it was far better than this vigilante.

“Yes, I thought that I’ve been quite lonely, I didn’t think that you’re so pitiful too, owner.” The black dog had teary eyes when it said this, it looked as if it had found an intimate friend.

‘Hehe, we’re different, I have a wife.’ Fang Ning held in his anger, and comforted himself.

“You can only see anyway, since you can’t get married. You’ve been single for thirty years, you might as well go on for a few hundred years.” Sir crushed Fang Ning’s dreams right away.

“You, you’re simply being tyrannical, and exceedingly domineering, what do you want?” Fang Ning was so outraged that he grit his teeth. Recently, he had been quite easily triggered, so as soon as Sir rubbed salt on his wound, he instantly remembered how he was already lonely man over thirty. All of a sudden, he was unable to hold back.

“Nothing, I just want to calm you down, and stop slacking or waste your days away…” Sir rejoined confidently.