Chapter 322 - : I’ll Kill You If You Don’t Shut Up
Chapter 322: I’ll Kill You If You Don’t Shut Up
Soon, the firefighters arrived and so did the ambulance.
Jiaren Wu did not specialize in dealing with assassinations, so these things were not for her to handle. She went home with Wei Shuyi. On the way, she took a bottle of mineral water to wash her nose and said, “This smoke is really bad.”
“The moment you rushed in, weren’t you afraid that you wouldn’t be able to come out?” Wei Shuyi admired police officers. They were really people who didn’t care about life and death at all times.
Jiaren Wu replied, “I would’ve always made it out.”
“Yeah?”
“You were waiting for me. How could I not come out?”
Hearing this, Wei Shuyi felt extremely comfortable.
He parked the car by the side of the road and turned back to meet Jiaren Wu’s puzzled gaze. “Get out,” he said.
Jiaren Wu looked out of the window. A row of shops were outside. Why did we stop here? Are we going down to buy something?
Wei Shuyi urged her, “Hurry up!”
Jiaren Wu got out of the car in confusion.
Not seeing Wei Shuyi get out of the car, she got even more confused. Just as she was about to ask, Wei Shuyi pushed open the door of the passenger seat. Jiaren Wu raised her eyebrows, and Wei Shuyi pretended to be cold as she said to her, “Get in.”
Jiaren Wu stared at him.
“Are you sure?”
Wei Shuyi snorted.
He alighted from the driver’s seat and walked past Jiaren Wu. He bent down and pushed her into the passenger seat.
“Mrs. Wei, sit properly.”
When Jiaren Wu heard him call her Mrs. Wei, she felt even more comfortable.
After Wei Shuyi sat down, he saw that Jiaren Wu was still sitting in her seat, not moving at all. Even though her hands were free, she still refused to put on her seatbelt. Letting out a helpless and indulgent sigh, he said, “I’m giving you some face, but you’re already asking for more, right?” After saying that, he leaned over and helped Jiaren Wu buckle her seatbelt.
Jiaren Wu finally looked satisfied.
The car drove back to Wei Shuyi’s house.
The car was silent for nearly three minutes when Jiaren Wu suddenly spoke.
“Say it again.”
Wei Shuyi was speechless. What does she mean?
Although he was complaining in his heart, Wei Shuyi was very cooperative. “Mrs. Wei.”
Jiaren Wu softly repeated “Mrs. Wei’s.” The more she thought about it, the more pleasant it sounded.
The word “Mrs.” was not very pleasant to hear. The surname Wei next to her name sounded especially nice to her.
“Hubby,” she said.
Luckily, there was a red light, and Wei Shuyi had stopped the car early.
He coldly said, “Shut up!”
Not only did Jiaren Wu not shut up, but she also became even more persistent. “Hubby.”
“If you don’t shut up, I’ll kill you!”
Hearing Jiaren Wu call him her husband, Wei Shuyi felt goosebumps all over his body.
His face was tense and his expression was solemn, causing Jiaren Wu’s heart to itch.
With a sly look in her eyes, Jiaren Wu said, “Then I won’t call you Hubby anymore.”
She gave up so easily. Wei Shuyi was both surprised and relieved.
The green light came on.
Just as Wei Shuyi drove past the traffic lights, Jiaren Wu suddenly turned her head to look at Wei Shuyi. Her gaze was deep and serious. Wei Shuyi focused on driving and tried his best not to look at her. Jiaren Wu looked at him for a while before saying, “Lady Shuyi.”
Wei Shuyi was dumbfounded. If he wasn’t driving, he would have slapped her.
Jiaren Wu carefully observed Wei Shuyi’s expression and changed her greeting. “Then Eunuch Wei?”
Wei Shuyi’s face darkened.
What kind of nonsense is that?
“Hubby, Eunuch Wei, Lady Shuyi. You can choose one.” In the past, she was willing to address him as “Brother Wei” or “Teacher Wei.” Now, the nature of these titles was even viler.
Wei Shuyi heaved a sigh of relief as if he were trying to expel all the anger and frustration inside him.
He placed his long fingers on his forehead and sighed. “I guess hubby is the best.” At least, he was a man.
Lady Shuyi meant his gender had changed, and Eunuch was neither male nor female.
Who could he blame?
He thanked Father Wei and Mother Wei for giving him a name that could be both male and female.
When Jiaren Wu saw that he had finally relented, her lips curled into a triumphant smile.
On the way home, Jiaren Wu kept addressing Wei Shuyi as her husband.
Just shouting was not enough for her. She even sang, “Husband, husband, kiss! Kiss on the left, kiss on the right! Kiss on the mouth! Husband, husband, hug! I want princess hugs, flying hugs, and spinning hugs. My husband is super handsome. When he smiles, he’s super handsome. When he holds my hand, he’s super handsome. When he touches my head, he’s super handsome. My husband is the best, he is the person I admire…”
As she sang, Jiaren Wu shrugged and shook her chest.
Unable to tolerate it any longer, Wei Shuyi stopped the car by the roadside and shouted, “Shut the f*ck up!”
Jiaren Wu was all smiles as she continued to sing, “My husband is superhuman. My husband’s lips are super soft and he has a pair of charming eyes. He’s indescribably sexy…”
What kind of obscene lyrics and erotic songs are these?
Wei Shuyi couldn’t sit still and tolerate being teased by Jiaren Wu’s lyrics.
He unbuckled his seatbelt and got up to kiss Jiaren Wu.
A kiss without a word!
After being kissed, Jiaren Wu could still say, “You should’ve used this earlier. I’ve been hinting at it for so long…”
These words angered Wei Shuyi, and he deepened the kiss.
Two traffic police officers passed by on their motorcycles and noticed Wei Shuyi’s car swaying from afar. They suspected that the driver was drunk.
The two people in the car were enjoying themselves.
Knock! Knock!
Someone knocked on the car door.
Wei Shuyi froze.
He let go of Jiaren Wu and tidied her skirt before rolling down the window.
“Little Brother, our car doesn’t violate the rules, right?” He had always been polite to others. However, Jiaren Wu was a police officer. Even if he was stopped by the traffic police, Wei Shuyi’s attitude was still very good.
Seeing that Wei Shuyi’s attitude was good, the two traffic police officers were no longer expressionless.
“It’s a routine checkup. Your car has been twisting in the middle of the road. Bro, are you driving drunk?”
Wei Shuyi shook his head, “I didn’t drink.” He had fainted from anger because of Jiaren Wu.
However, Wei Shuyi still cooperated with the traffic police and did an alcohol test.
Seeing that he really didn’t drink, the traffic police felt relieved.
“Be careful when you drive next time.”
“Don’t worry, a female police officer is sitting in my car. She won’t dare to cause trouble.”
Upon hearing this, the traffic policeman took another look at Jiaren Wu beside him. His eyes lit up, and he was puzzled. When did such a beautiful woman appear in our line of work? Looks like the candidate for the most beautiful police officer in Binjiang City this year is going to change.
After the traffic policemen left on their motorcycles, Wei Shuyi glared at Jiaren Wu. “Look at you!”
Jiaren Wu giggled. “Who asked you to be so intolerant of teasing?”
Since he couldn’t win over Jiaren Wu, Wei Shuyi remained silent.
When they returned to Wei Shuyi’s house, it was already past nine o’clock. The two of them showered and were unable to fall asleep. This was their first time sleeping together as a couple, and both of them were a little tempted. However, Jiaren Wu was going to work the next day and was exhausted today. Therefore, Wei Shuyi held himself back.
He hugged Jiaren Wu and said, “Hurry and sleep.”
Jiaren Wu knew that she could not tease him anymore, so she closed her eyes and tried to convince herself to sleep faster.
No one knew what time she fell asleep.
When she woke up, the sky was already bright.
Wei Shuyi’s class was scheduled for the afternoon, and Jiaren Wu had to go to work at eight in the morning. She changed into her uniform, brushed her teeth, and washed up before heading to the kitchen. To her surprise, she found that Wei Shuyi had wrapped more than a hundred dumplings in a steamer basket. Jiaren Wu’s jaw dropped when she saw that. “I… I can’t eat that much.” She really couldn’t eat that much.
She might be able to finish a steamer full of buns, but those miniature ones were not such big dumplings.
Does he really treat me like a pig!
Wei Shuyi rolled his eyes at her. “It’s not for you.”
“Then who are you giving them to?”
“Your colleagues at work.”
Jiaren Wu was stunned.
Wei Shuyi explained, “I’ve been to your unit a few times, and I’ve always been empty-handed. It was fine in the past, but not now.” He had officially become Jiaren Wu’s boyfriend. His status was different now, and he couldn’t be like before.
These words moved Jiaren Wu.
As she ate her breakfast, she sent a WeChat message to Kang Hui, informing him that he did not need to go to the canteen for breakfast today and should wait for her to bring food over.
After breakfast, Wei Shuyi personally sent Jiaren Wu to work.
Jiaren Wu smiled sweetly all morning.
Wei Shuyi shook his head and said, “She’s quite a nice lady. Why did she become so silly?”
Jiaren Wu was still smiling and did not argue with him.
The narcotics police was a highly dangerous profession. After all, the enemy they dealt with was drugs. Binjiang City’s Public Security Bureau’s Drug Enforcement Team was the strongest anti-drug team apart from KM City and NJ City. What they needed to protect was the safety of the people in the capital.
In this country, other than the border cities that were part of KM City, Binjiang City’s drug trafficking rules were the strictest. Although it was the capital, the more prosperous a place was, the more tempting and dangerous it would become.
In this building, flyers advertising the dangers of drugs were everywhere.
Wei Shuyi’s gaze swept over the flyers on the wall. He recalled what Jiaren Wu had said before about her old colleague’s wife, Zhu Zhen, who had passed away three years ago. Wei Shuyi recalled Zhu Zhen, who had been sent away for rehabilitation, and the pregnant drug addict woman he had seen in the interrogation room that night.
His heart felt heavy.
After receiving Jiaren Wu’s message, Kang Hui immediately greeted his colleagues. Everyone was waiting in the office and had not gone to the canteen.
Upon the sight of the couple, the office was filled with shrieks and howls.
A man wailed, “Jiaren Wu, your heart belongs to someone else. Oh, my heart is broken!” The male police officer leaned against the other male police officer beside him and exaggeratedly covered his chest with his hand. He said to his colleague beside him, “Miaomiao, hurry up and hold me. Give me a breather. I’m going to die of sadness.”
The man called Miaomiao was speechless as he pushed this drama king aside.
Another man winked at Wei Shuyi and said to him, “Handsome guy, you’re really lucky. You have subdued our team’s little princess. Do you know that among the men standing in front of you, those who are married are your elders while those who are not married are all your love rivals!
“If you don’t give them some benefits, don’t even think about leaving this building!”
In their narcotics department, women were extremely rare existences. There were more men than women, and with Jiaren Wu’s good looks and personality, she naturally became the little princess that everyone doted on. These words weren’t fake.
Wei Shuyi didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. He threw a few large bags of steamed dumplings onto the largest table. Looking at the pile of food, he said, “I woke up at 4: 30 in the morning just to make these 200 dumplings. Is this good enough for you?”
When the group of people smelled the fragrance, they all came over and fought over the dumplings.
Two hundred handmade dumplings had successfully won the approval of the police. This transaction was worth it.
Wei Shuyi left after a while.
Jiaren Wu sat down behind her desk. At this moment, Kang Hui walked over.
He was holding dumplings in his hand. As he ate them, he told her, “I found a clue.”
Jiaren Wu’s smile froze.
“Who is it?”
Kang Hui said someone’s name.
Jiaren Wu revealed a shocked expression. She had never expected that the person who transported drugs to China and controlled the entire drug market in Binjiang City was actually that person!
Kang Hui said, “I won’t let him off.”
Jiaren Wu remained silent. She stood up and walked to the window. She looked down at Wei Shuyi, who had just gotten into the car and was about to leave.
A hint of reluctance and pain slid through her.
Unknowingly, Kang Hui had also stood beside her.
“You really like him,” he said in a certain tone.
Jiaren Wu nodded.
“You don’t seem like a girl who will easily fall in love with someone.” Wei Shuyi was a decent man, but Jiaren Wu didn’t seem like someone who would fall in love with someone at first sight. He was very curious as to why Wei Shuyi had attracted his junior sister.
Wu Mei shook her head and said, “I’ve liked him for many years.”
Kang Hui was stunned.
“Have you known each other for a long time?”
She nodded. “Yeah.”
Kang Hui pondered for a moment and firmly said, “But he doesn’t know that you know him.”
Jiaren Wu turned her head and stared at Kang Hui for a long while. Suddenly, she said, “Senior Martial Brother is so smart. In the future, you will definitely be able to soar to greater heights.”
Kang Hui shrugged. “Capturing more bad people is my goal.”
“Me too.”