Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

“Oy, old man! Show me the formula you used!” Chen Xiaobei barked, his fingers digging into George’s collar.

“Never! That’s the pride and honor of my entire bloodline! I wouldn’t even show it to god himself! Go to hell!” George protested fiercely.

Obviously one of those obsessed mad-scientists, he valued his research more than his own life.

Even though he was well aware that Chen Xiaobei and Yin Wuqiu could smite him to smithereens, he was unhesitatingly uncooperative.

“I may not be a god, but you can never hide anything that I want to see from me!” Chen Xiaobei slapped George in the face.

“Argh!” His frail body was so brittle that he vomited blood and immediately fell unconscious.

“Bro Bei!”

Yin Wuqiu frowned hard; wondering what in the world was Chen Xiaobei doing?

Next, Chen Xiaobei retrieved a Dreamcatcher Bell from the Infinite Space Ring.

‘Ding Ring Ring’

The bell rang and George seized up, his body stretched out and frozen on the floor like a corpse.

“Tell me what your formula is!” Chen Xiaobei asked.

Yin Wuqiu and Zaar stared at him. Why was Chen Xiaobei interrogating an unconscious man? Had all the frustration finally caved in and drove a screw loose?

What happened next startled the both of them…

George answered the question; his tone robotic.

“It’s in the computer. In the ‘xxx’ folder. The password is 3oihj34hd.”

“Didn’t he pass out? How could he answer the question?” Zaar rubbed his eyes.

“Hyp… Hypnosis?” Yin Wuqiu guessed. “Bro Bei is just too cool there’s nothing he can’t do!”

Chen Xiaobei ignored the both of them, and went straight to the computer.

“What… What the hell is this?”

Chen Xiaobei took a brief look at the contents in the folder and realized that he did not understand a word.

He was trained in Traditional Chinese Medicine. This formula, however, was recorded in the form of chemical equations. There was not a single hint of a Chinese herbal medicine formula. In fact, it could not even be considered a drug.

“It looks like this Biochemical stuff is neither a poison nor a drug, it’s something that causes a type of rapid mutation of human cells!”

Chen Xiaobei buried his head in his hands.

Rapid mutation caused to cells to continously multiply out like hair and fingernails, but the things that grew out was completely deformed.

“This cannot be cured using Chinese Traditional Medicine. I’ll have to consult my Sifu.”

Chen Xiaobei was lucky he had the the Prime of Tongtian. He fantically sent a message to his Sifu but did not receive a reply.

“Crap! Could sifu be listening to Ancestral Lord’s preaching again? I better ask the legendary doctors of the underworld. Who knows, they might have an answer!”

Chen Xiaobei quickly entered the Little Apple Playground.

Chinese Traditional Medicine was too profound. Chen Xiaobei had only learned three healing skills from three different legendary doctors.

The three of them might be able to diagnose Xiangyu’s condition and might come out with a conclusion that Chen Xiaobei had never learnt before.

Chen Xiaobei: Li Shizhen, Sun Simiao, Hua Tuo, my teachers! I have a very complicated case that I cannot solve! Please enlighten me!

Li Shizhen: Huh? God Chen, you’re joking right? Didn’t you receive our Compendium of Materia Medica, Footnote of Medicine King, and Nine Dragons Acupuncture Skill? What in the world is it that cannot be cured?”

Hua Tuo: God Chen, tell us in detail! The people of earth always say ‘Even if Hua Tuo reincarnates, he won’t be able to cure it!’ But they don’t know me, don’t they? I want to see what is it that I cannot solve!”

Sun Simiao: Yeah! Tell us, what type of curious illness is this? Every time there is a new medical condition, it excites me because it’s a new challenge!”

Chen Xiaobei: Alright. I’ll send the details to you now!

Chen Xiaobei then sent his pulse diagnosis, photographs of Xiangyu, and pictures of the mutated parts to the three doctors.

“I hope you know how to go about this. I don’t know when my Sifu will reply me. If it’s too late, Bro Yu is a goner!”

Chen Xiaobei shook his head in dismay, his eyes glued to the screen of the phone, waiting for the verdict.

Time trickled by, and Chen Xiaobei was growing more and more anxious by the minute, exuding a bitter sigh every short while. He was on the verge of exploding from all the anxiousness and anger he had amassed!

If anything happened to Xiangyu, many Americans would have to die! A hell lot of them!

Terror-struck by Chen Xiaobei’s Qi Field, Zaar made himself scarce and stood as far away as he could. He held his breath, and avoided making any eye contact with Chen Xiaobei.

In Zaar’s shaken mind, Chen Xiaobei was even scarier than an angry evil spirit right now.

Even Yin Wuqiu was uneasy.

He was the former master of Penglai Faction, an Ethereal Cultivation elite. If even a person as resilient as him could be affected by Chen Xiaobei’s Qi Field, it would seem that Chen Xiaobei’s anger had reached its peak, a point of no return!

Yin Wuqiu nodded calmly. He was ready to massacre for Chen Xiaobei.

Chen Xiaobei’s intense wrath; Yin Wuqiu’s consuming fierceness. At the other side of the room, Zaar trembled in fear and lost control of his bladder again.

Ding!

Chen Xiaobei’s phone rang.

“Finally!”

Chen Xiaobei’s hand was shaking. He suddenly looked very nervous.

The reply finally came but Chen Xiaobei dared not look at the answer, afraid of that the three legendary doctors did not know what to do either. That would be like giving Xiangyu a death sentence.

Chen Xiaobei and Xiangyu’s friendship could not be described in a mere sentence or two. Xiangyu became a woman for Chen Xiaobei, and Chen Xiaobei risked his life by invading the ancient tomb and thereby losing all his merit points. These were the past events that they had been through together.

It even crossed Chen Xiaobei’s mind that he would swap places with Xiangyu. He would rather be the one on the table than to see Xiangyu suffer.

“Calm down. Breathe. Everything Bro Yu did in Thunder Kirin was what a noble warrior would do for the motherland and its people. Zhao Yun also said that Bro Yu had earned a lot of merit points for his good deeds. I’m pretty sure the gods would send their blessings on him!”

Chen Xiaobei took in a deep breath, and braced himself as he opened the group chat.

Li Shizhen: It’s curable!

Chen Xiaobei: Really? That’s great! That is amazing news! Then why are my medical skills ineffective?

Hua Tuo: There are always new diseases and illnesses, and we would always need to find new ways of curing them. Our medical knowledge dates back thousands of years, and we cannot possibly go through everything at once!

Chen Xiaobei: Yes! Yes! You’re right! It looks Iike I’ll still need to improve my medical knowledge and skills! Please tell me what I should do now!

Sun Simiao: It’s very easy actually. You will need a Three-starred Divine Medicine; a Five-colored Magnolia to treat it.

Chen Xiaobei: A Three-starred Divine Medicine?  Do any of you happen to have it? I’m willing to buy it with merit points! I’ll pay you anything for it!