641 Chant for Eating the Spicy Mini Lobsters
Hundreds of thousands of spicy mini lobsters were placed inside the Red Envelopes. On average, each of the members in the group managed to snatch around a dozen spicy mini lobsters – just enough to fill a small plate.
Yanwang: Wahahaha! It's a new delicacy! My favorite! Look at the color of these small lobsters! Cooking it with this spicy fragrant sauce is damn near perfect! I'm literally drooling right now!
Zhu Bajie: It smells so good! I think the taste would be delicious as well! Bro Bei will never let us down!
Wei Xiaobao: Let's cut the crap! Dig in! This is my first time seeing prawns like this!
The group was left in a quiet state after all the Red Envelopes were gone. Sitting at one of the stalls in the night market and ordering a few lobster skewers for himself, Chen Xiaobei was not worried about their response at all. It was as if he had everything under his control. Just as expected, the silence broke half an hour later.
Yanwang: F*ck! This is so delicious! It's spicy and crunchy! It can totally be compared with spicy sticks! Awesome!
Xiao Tianquan: The flesh is so fresh and tender! I like the texture! Eating it with the spicy sauce is just heavenly!
Goddess Zixia: The taste is good but it can get kind of troublesome when we eat it… My hands and mouth are dirty…. This is so unfeminine!
Chang'e: You are right. I have no idea how to eat it like a lady as well.
Chen Xiaobei: Sisters! Don't worry! Let me teach you a chant to eat those mini lobsters!
Chang'e: A chant? You make it sound like we are going to learn a martial art.
Goddess Zixia: Tell me now! Tell me now! Don't keep us waiting!
Chen Xiaobei: Lift up your hands (grab the claws). Kiss it (taste it). Lift up the red veil (peel the shell from the head). Suck it hard (consume the eggs). Take off the bellyband (open up the stomach). Pull down the red pants (pull of the tail). Eat it up (enjoy the lobster flesh).
Goddess Zixia: This is great! Let me try it now!
Chang'e: It is no wonder you are crowned as the smartest person within these three realms! What a great way to teach us to eat these mini lobsters! I'm going to try it now as well!
Wei Xiaobao: This chant sounds so dirty! But, I like it! Hehehe!
Bull Demon King: Psst! This is too much for me! I ate the whole thing including the shell!
Silver Fox: Hubby! You are so not gentle! Xiaobei is hundred times gentler than you! Follow his way of eating these mini lobsters and you will get to enjoy its tastiness to the fullest!
God Erlang: This is so satisfying! God Chen's way is the way!
Yanwang: This delicacy is just too damn delicious to finish them all in one go! I just managed to snatch fifteen of it! I have to save some for later!
Zhu Bajie: Shit! Why didn't you tell me earlier? I have finished all eighteen of them! I don't think I have tasted it properly! Can someone give me a few?
Sha Wujing: Second Brother, you are still the same! Remember when you ate the Ginseng Fruit last time? You did the same thing as well! No one will be tricked by you anymore!
Zhu Bajie: Old Sha! You are no brother! I'm going to talk to you anymore! Who is the luckiest one here?! Please give me a few lobsters! I'm drooling so much that a river is forming!
Bull Demon King: That's right! Who is the luckiest one here? I'm so jealous of the person!
God Erlang: The luckiest one must send a big Red Envelope to the group! Am I right?
God Erlang was still the same old deity. All he ever did was asking others to send Red Envelopes to the group. He would never send any Red Envelopes to the group. After that, everyone began to demand the luckiest one to send a big Red Envelope to the group.
Everyone: That's right! The luckiest one is @Jiang Ziya! Red Envelope! Send now!
Everyone: One, two, three, four, five! We have waited for so long! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven! Don't keep us waiting anymore!
Jiang Ziya: Ugh… Stop rushing me… I will send it right now…
That chant that he taught the group was used to hasten Chen Xiaobei initially. He did not expect that the group members would use it on him – making it no different from slapping his own face. It seemed like, the member in the group would not let Jiang Ziya off the hook before he sent a big Red Envelope to the group.
"Haha! In the end, the luckiest guy turned out to be Jiang Ziya! Using a few mini lobsters to force the old bastard to send a big Red Envelope to the group is so satisfying! I can totally imagine his reaction right now! Wahahaha!"
Immediately, Chen Xiaobei rubbed his palms against each other and stood by for the Red Envelope to be sent to the group. During his stay in Zhong State, he had used up his last Pure Yang Talisman Sword. It would be nice if he could grab a few of it to replenish his armory.
Ding!
[Jiang Ziya just sends a Red Envelope to the group!]
Seeing a big Red Envelope appeared on his screen, Chen Xiaobei tapped on the screen with his finger at lightning speed. Recently, he just received a huge boost to his luck – did him a great favor in snatching the Red Envelope.
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Jiang Ziya! You have acquired a piece of Pure Yang Thunder Catalyst! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
"What is that?"
With curiosity in his mind, Chen Xiaobei asked. However, he did not have time to check it out because the next of Red Envelopes was about to fall on him.
Yanwang: It's a happy day! I suggest that we all send a Red Envelope to the group!
Everyone: No problem! Let's not be stingy! Red Envelope rain! Let's roll!
Ding!
Ding!
Ding!
Suddenly, hundreds of thousands of Red Envelope started to flood the group. Without saying a word, Chen Xiaobei began to tap on the screen with all his might. Clearly, he did not care about the kind of items that he snatched because all of them were valuable to him!
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Spider Demon! You have acquired a piece of Thousand Webs Bracelet! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Monkey King! You have acquired three Monkey Furs of Prosperity! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from God Erlang! You have acquired a set of outdated Divine Soldier's armor! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
"This God Erlang is a terrible deity! How dare he put an outdated item in his Red Envelope?!"
Before the Red Envelope wave ended, Chen Xiaobei managed to snatch three Red Envelopes but one of them was useless. He then thought again.
"God Erlang is such a stingy deity! It is not easy to make him to send a Red Envelope the group. Snatching his Red Envelope requires an insane amount of luck! Let's just keep it in my treasure chest for now. I might be able to use it in the future."
Upon seeing that the Red Envelope wave had ended, Chen Xiaobei tapped into his private chat room and sent a gift to his special friend.
Taiyin True Deity: Brother Xiaobei, why did you send me a Red Envelope suddenly?
Chen Xiaobei: I sent a big Red Envelope to the group today! Then, I realized that you are not in the group. So, I decided to send one to you via private chat.
Taiyin True Deity: Haha! You are so considerate! I can't believe that you remembered to send me a Red Envelope!
Chen Xiaobei: Of course! I sought for your help when I was having difficulty. I will definitely not forget about you when I have good stuff!
Taiyin True Deity: What a good brother! I shall give you something in return! Brother, receive my private package!
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Taiyin True Deity…]