Chapter 113: What Is She Off to Do?
Chapter 113: Chapter 113: What Is She Off to Do?
The young guests all put on their voice changers and took the microphones from the production team.
Gu Jiao went first, her face alight with the glee of impending revenge. "Ahem, can you hear me? Now, stand up and walk to your right."
The moment Gu Xulin heard the voice, he knew it wasn’t Gu Zhao. Even though they were all using voice changers, he could just tell.
He stood up hesitantly and shuffled to the right.
Hearing the sound of footsteps, the other guests grew nervous.
They were all anxious to find out if their own younger brother or sister was the one controlling them!
"Stop!" the voice in his earpiece commanded.
Gu Xulin stopped in his tracks.
"Now, turn to your right!"
Gu Xulin obeyed. The next second, a command came through his earpiece that made him want to start swearing. "Get down on one knee, grab the hand of the person in front of you, and yell, ’I like you! This has nothing to do with the game! I was just too cowardly to tell you until this moment, but I love you!’"
[LOLOL that’s so savage. If he actually does it, the rest of the episode is going to be suuuper awkward for them, hahaha. Trolling two people at once.]
[Warning: incoming drama! Look at Gu Xulin’s face. He looks like he’s about to crush his earpiece!]
[Does the new kid have some kind of twisted sense of humor? They only pick commands that put people in an impossible spot. I’m here for it, though!]
Gu Xulin: ??!!!!
Fuck!
Gu Xulin froze from head to toe. ’I have to get out of here!’
’Is winning this game really that important...? My chastity is on the line...’
Gu Xulin screamed internally. He wanted to forfeit, but he couldn’t bear the thought of a sad-looking Gu Zhao having to be the last one to pick her equipment.
With a trembling hand, he grabbed the hand of the person across from him.
Jiang Yifeng jumped in shock. ’What the hell! Groping me in broad daylight?!’
His other hand shot out instinctively to grab hold, and he immediately stood up and sent the person flying with a shoulder throw.
Caught completely off guard, Gu Xulin crashed to the ground.
The guests were stunned when they heard the loud THUD.
’What was that? What’s happening? Did a fight just break out?’
Gu Zhao was furious! ’How dare he throw my brother! Who’s controlling that guy?!’
Song Yi and Zhong Mingrui were also furious. How dare someone bully Big King’s brother! This was a blatant show of disrespect to Big King!
"Take one step to the left, grab the person who’s standing, and kiss his face!" Gu Zhao commanded Ye Zexi in a huff.
Ye Zexi himself was on the verge of a breakdown.
"Say the line, quick! Gross him out!" Gu Jiao was mad too. She might want revenge on her cousin, but that was a Gu family affair!
She couldn’t process the details; all she knew was that a stranger had just attacked her ’bad boy’ fourth cousin.
Gu Xulin was also at his wits’ end. ’So you know it’s disgusting, huh?!’
’Is this ’injure the enemy by 100 but yourself by 250’?!’
"I... I..." Gu Xulin’s face looked extremely constipated. He squeezed his eyes shut and went for it!
"I like you! This has nothing to do with the game! I was just too cowardly to tell you until this moment, but I love you!" Gu Xulin yelled.
Then, he shut his eyes in despair.
Jiang Yifeng froze for a few seconds. When he finally processed it, his face filled with rage. ’Where did this pervert come from?!’
Just as he was about to land another slap, guided only by instinct, he felt someone else approach him!
And then that person planted a kiss right on his cheek!
A kiss... a kiss... a kiss...
Jiang Yifeng trembled with rage. ’My chastity!’
’Is everyone on this production team a pervert?!’
He immediately slapped Ye Zexi.
Ye Zexi: ...
Ye Zuiyi was stunned. ’This... He doesn’t even need my commands. At this rate, he’s going to take down everyone by himself.’
Ye Zuiyi watched the scene on the big screen, silent for a moment. ’Perhaps... I can use him.’
Big King’s two soldiers, Zhong Mingrui and Song Yi, were enraged and immediately joined the battle.
"Two steps forward! Now, feel him up! Grope him! It’s free!" Zhong Mingrui ordered huffily.
Hearing this, Gu Zhen’s face flushed. ’Could that be my little sister? She’s so good at getting me perks!’
’I did my research before I came—they’re all handsome with great bodies!’
She bit her lip, struggling to keep a straight face and not laugh out loud.
Then, she followed the command and went forward to start feeling him up.
Just touching wasn’t enough, so she gave him a little squeeze for good measure.
Jiang Yifeng’s pupils contracted in shock. He was about to lose his mind.
’I want to go home!!!’
’This place is full of perverts!’
’There’s no way kids are the ones in control! How could kids do this?!’
’My little brother is nothing like this!’
Jiang Yuchen watched impassively on the live feed as his older brother was repeatedly groped.
After watching for a moment, he also picked up a microphone. "Three steps to your left, one step forward. Grab the chin of the person in front of you and say, ’Have I been spoiling you? Letting you get friendly with other people right in front of me?’"
The directions he gave led right to his brother.
Song Zhe was instantly thrilled. ’Is it finally my turn?!’
He excitedly followed the directions, walking over and reaching out to find the person’s chin.
Song Zhe’s hand smacked right into Jiang Yifeng’s nose. He then fumbled downward, only to poke his finger straight into Jiang Yifeng’s mouth.
He recoiled his hand in disgust, but then decided that wasn’t right.
He stuck his hand back out, wiped it on the other man’s clothes, and only then retracted it with satisfaction.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Jiang Yifeng couldn’t take it anymore. ’Perverts! They’re all perverts!’
"I forfeit!"
[LMAO they finally broke him!]
[That "I forfeit!" from Jiang Yifeng almost burst my eardrums. I can feel his breakdown through the screen!]
[I really didn’t expect the one to finally push him to forfeit would be his own little brother, hahaha.]
Ye Zuiyi was extremely disappointed. ’So useless.’
With one poor soul driven to quit, the other young guests also began to torment the people they were controlling.
Gu Zhao started tormenting Ye Zexi. "Take off your jacket, feel your abs, and yell, ’None of you have abs as good as mine.’"
Ye Zexi blushed for a second, then confidently yelled, "None of your abs are as well-defined as mine, you bunch of weaklings!"
Gu Zhao: ???
’Why did he change the line?!’
Gu Zhao was pissed! ’He actually enjoyed shouting that, didn’t he?!’
"Shout at the person in front of you: ’Daddy, I was wrong! Yours is better than mine, and you’re bigger than me!’"
Ye Zexi remained silent.
’Mine are better,’ he thought.
"I forfeit."
Gu Zhao: ??
The other guests were completely baffled. ’Who was that? What’s going on? What was that all about?’
’Who’s the weakling? Me? Why did someone forfeit again?’
’Who was Mr. Vain?’
With another person forfeiting, only four remained.
Song Yi didn’t make things difficult for Zhong Siqi. After all, if he won, they would just share the equipment anyway.
Big King’s soldiers never abandon their own!
Or, to put it more simply: stick with Big King, and you’ll get a piece of the pie.
So he just gave him a simple task: "Praise Song Yi one hundred times, and you have to use different phrases each time!"
Zhong Siqi: ...
’Kid, you just gave yourself away.’
[Song Yi’s been corrupted too, hahaha.]
[Is Zhong Siqi’s brain currently trying to google ’100 unique compliments,’ hahaha. Zhong Siqi’s internal monologue: ’If only I’d memorized more ways to shower someone with praise!’]
[I can only watch this around noon. Any earlier or later and I’d literally die laughing.]
Zhong Mingrui, however, wasn’t going to go easy! No stranger was going to steal first place from Big King’s brother!
Zhong Mingrui: "Turn around to your left, then walk straight ahead!"
Gu Zhen started walking. She kept going, farther and farther, but the "stop" command never came through her earpiece.
The production staff watched her walk off into the distance, their faces filled with confusion.
’Where is she going?’
Gu Zhen walked farther and farther, until she had left the garden entirely.