Chapter 69
Chapter 69: How was a bootlicker refined?
Translator: 549690339
After reading the post, even Xu Zhi himself was a little excited.
It was simply too exquisite!
Even Xu Zhi himself felt like blowing up after reading such a complicated and ingenious game background setting.
After watching the video, they felt their blood boil and had a strong desire to enter the game and start to realize their glorious Life in Another World.
The netizens who did not know what was going on were naturally even more excited.
“You’re blowing up the production team! Hardcore is hardcore, but is there anyone who is super friendly to US players? It’s just that there are too few closed beta slots, so I can only treat you as cloud players who are watching you play games and browse the forums to satisfy your cravings (tears).”
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“It’s too scary. Playing this game makes us love to learn! at first, it was biology and chemistry. Then, it was Medical Pharmacology. After that, I thought it would be Physics, Chemistry, and so on. Who knew it would be language! (Sudden change in style)”
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“It’s too terrifying. If we can enter the Magus world, we’ll have to learn the native language of the other world again … He had to learn a new foreign language before he could play games. Was there anything scarier? I can’t even learn English (wailing)”
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from the looks of it, this game might really become a Second Life (serious face).
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it turns out that the most high-end legendary map appeared from the very beginning-the dimensional courtyard where the creator lived, the ‘place of origin of all creation’. The creator was evolving us, unicellular and spore. No wonder he came to check on the evolution progress of our species regularly … To think we wanted to fight the boss before.”
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“Waa! Thinking about this, I, a little ant, want to run over and lick the feet of the creator! There are many benefits to pleasing the creator!”
“I also want to lick his feet!”
“Leg licking +1”
hehe, you bootlickers are really shameless. I’m different, I want to lick his sexy chest hair too!
“Hmph! You’re blaspheming the creator. As the only existence in the world that transcends countless dimensions, time and space, cause and effect, and ethics, how can there be a setting like chest hair? I’ll beat you up, you bastard!”
Some cute girls started to defend him.
They expressed that they had already become fans of the game.
The Supreme God of creation was too handsome and elegant. Even eating an Apple was super handsome, far more handsome than anime, TV series, and stars. He should be made into a pillow or a 2d figurine.
I found out that the legendary God of creation likes to sit on the chair in the courtyard and eat apples!
“Hahaha, you like snow pears too!”
there’s hope for me to become a plant. I want to evolve into a very delicious plant and grow fruits to please the God of creation who is creating species. This will definitely trigger the hidden plot.
“Let me evolve the delicious plant! It was delicious, sweet, eight times more protein than beef, and it would even deliver itself to the mouth! I want my idol to eat my cute little sweetheart (shy)”
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A bunch of dogs.
Xu Zhi sat in front of his computer and read the crazy discussions on the forum. There were all kinds of hot ridicule and laughter. Suddenly, he did not know whether to laugh or cry.
He didn’t expect that the information about the wizard World revealed by Hunyuan Thunderbolt hand would cause such a drastic change on the online forum.
Previously, he had wanted to eat fruits, so he had duped them into staying in his Orchard and evolving into a plant. He didn’t expect such a good thing to happen now.
Taking the initiative to act as food and delivering it to his door?
The gourmet species plan was about to be realized.
‘I’m in for a good meal, and my Happy Farm life in the future …’
Xu Zhi continued to observe in secret. Suddenly, he could not help but secretly post a post on the forum, fanning the flames.
“Don’t forget that the God of creation actually loves to eat the final chicken!”
“Yeah!”
All of a sudden, countless players in the forum came to a realization.
Instantly, countless players entered the game, frantically searching for the racer of Mount Haruna who had just finished posting and was now on the sand.
At this very moment, the racer of Mount Haruna was leading his final chickens to reproduce on the spot. After the food extinction incident, he had finally managed to reproduce the chickens with great difficulty.
Eh?
Chen Wenshan looked at the group of enthusiastic players running toward him and laughed.
It’s finally here! Sure enough, everyone is looking at me with such fanatical admiration!
It must be because of my tall and handsome post just now, a wave of exquisite reasoning, and a large number of fans!
“Quick, catch him!”
brothers, let’s sacrifice the final chicken and trigger the hidden plot!
yes, he was the one who took the lead to provoke the Masters of creation. We’ll capture him and offer him as a sacrifice so that we can seek the forgiveness of the Masters of creation!
An extremely terrifying scene appeared in the lush forest.
Countless exotic beasts of all shapes and sizes-eight-tentacled, nine-legged, and hundreds of pairs of eyes-charged madly at the final chicken’s race, quickly crushing it.
Chen Wenshan was speechless.
F * ck!
You guys are poisonous!
‘I just finished posting, and I came in on purpose. I made a handsome pose on the spot. I wanted to enjoy your admiring gazes, not to get beaten up …’
“Run!”
He wasn’t stupid and quickly sped away.
who did I offend?! Chen Wenshan was in a bad mood and tears were streaming down his face.
How did things turn out like this?
He was running away like crazy. He was hiding in the forest and panting heavily. these damn bootlickers. I kindly posted a post to unravel the puzzle and explain such a powerful game world setting to you, but you guys turned the tables on me? ”
He was gasping for air, but he didn’t notice that behind him, a bunch of lush trees were secretly blinking.
“Look, what did we find?”
“It’s a lone racer of Mount Haruna! we can try to catch one. A racer of Mount Haruna can provide us with a few days ‘worth of energy. They’re rich in protein and are the favorite of the creator. However, it’s not easy to deal with. We’ll slowly approach it from behind. Shh! Be careful and don’t make any noise.”
Pfft!
A group of trees quietly pulled up their roots and sneakily approached, swarming forward.
Goo Goo Goo!
The shrill cry of the rooster could be heard.
“Hey! We actually caught it! It’s struggling very hard!”
“Be careful! He had already gone crazy and was biting … Oh no, he was biting the tree, he was biting the tree! Hurry up! Block his mouth!”
“I caught it … The final chicken’s poison is all on its head, so we just have to turn it around and we can eat it. Its protein content is six times that of beef. Of course, if we’re not in a hurry, we can roast it first, it’ll be more delicious that way.”
yes, they’re crunchy and taste like chicken, but don’t eat too much, and don’t eat their King, the ‘racer of Mount Akina’. After all, they’re going to stay and reproduce, and we’re going to sacrifice this race to the Great Creator.
A group of trees gradually walked away.
Huala!
A cool breeze blew.
As the racer of Mount Haruna resisted, his chicken feathers fell all over the ground. Like an innocent young man who had been stripped naked, he stood on the spot with a face full of question marks and confusion.
He had a mental breakdown.
He had started to doubt his life.
Could it be that I’m really an edible-type?
A race that lives for delicious food?
…….
Xu Zhi was sitting quietly on a chair at the entrance of the courtyard, eating an Apple.
In front of him and under his feet was a pile of strange trees with emerald green flower crowns and branches on their heads. There were also bright-colored chickens on their heads.
They were like a group of primitive treants, worshipping the giant God that towered into the clouds.
Xu Zhi smiled and casually grabbed it. He took it back and began to make dinner for the night. well, last time I made soup. This time, I’ll fry it in oil.