Chapter 24: Too Many Fancy Tricks
Chapter 24: Chapter 24: Too Many Fancy Tricks
[Current Consumption: 2,998 yuan]
The system prompt verified Zhang Yan’s previous theory. Brother Tongzi would only reimburse actual, recognized entertainment expenses; prepaid top-ups didn’t count.
"I was too careless," Zhang Yan muttered. "I treated Brother Tong with my whole heart, but he played mind games with me! Now I have to figure out how to earn this 100,000 yuan back."
However, looking at the final consumption amount, although it was still high, it was much less compared to those weird and shady services. And according to the receptionist, top-tier therapists didn’t provide those kinds of services. This was quite interesting. The highest-tier membership and the most premium service actually weren’t the most expensive.
Following the receptionist, Zhang Yan eventually arrived at a room that resembled an ancient imperial palace. Although it was a miniature version, it was clear that a lot of thought had gone into the decor.
The room featured an en-suite bathroom. It didn’t stick to the antique style; instead, it was equipped with a modern omnidirectional showerhead. The water pressure was strong, making for a very refreshing shower. Next to the bathrobe was a pair of blue disposable shorts, which looked like they were of rather poor quality. The bathrobe itself was in an antique style. Wearing it while sitting on the soft lounger in the room really gave off the vibe of an ancient emperor.
He wasn’t kept waiting for long. A beautiful woman wearing a chest-high ruqun dress pushed the door open and entered.
Her top was a white sheer chiffon blouse, its sleeves decorated with exquisite embroidery—delicate, soft, and elegant. For her lower half, she wore a light green chest-high ruqun. The skirt had multiple pleats with a smooth, flowing drape that exuded a gentle temperament. Small floral accents embellished the fabric, giving it a rich sense of depth. Her hair was pinned up and adorned with pink and white floral accessories. Her makeup didn’t strictly adhere to ancient styles, but her elegant eyebrows and red lips were more than enough to smooth over this minor imperfection.
Her exquisite attire gave Zhang Yan an excellent first impression. Even if she didn’t quite reach the level of his ex-girlfriend, Cheng Lu, she would still easily be considered a beauty in everyday life.
"Your Majesty, Yiyi has kept you waiting."
They were really committing to the bit. However, her greeting was clearly trained. Both her pitch and tone were perfectly controlled. It was safe to say that this single sentence alone was enough to make half of a man’s body go soft.
[Current Joy Value: 30]
Yiyi held a tray in her hands. On it rested an elegant porcelain teapot, a teacup, a bowl of transparent fibrous soup with a few pieces of rock sugar floating inside, and an assortment of small pastries.
"Your Majesty, please allow Yiyi to pour you some tea."
Zhang Yan was sitting on the lounger. Yiyi took a white tablecloth, spread it out next to the bed, and set the tray down. After arranging everything neatly, she crossed her hands over her stomach, bowed respectfully, and finally knelt on the floor. Looking down from this elevated angle definitely satisfied a man’s vanity to a certain extent. And, purely in terms of the view, it was rather magnificent.
Yiyi began pouring the tea with great solemnity, though it wasn’t as tedious as an authentic tea ceremony. It had likely been specially streamlined so that a layman like Zhang Yan would feel awed without it wasting too much of his time.
Once a cup of tea was brewed, Yiyi offered it up with both hands and asked in a delicate, sweet voice, "Your Majesty, would you like Yiyi to test the temperature of the tea for you?"
Zhang Yan looked at the tea, which wasn’t giving off much steam, and felt a stir in his heart. "Granted."
He was getting way too into character and started putting on airs!
Yiyi slightly parted her lips and took a sip of the freshly brewed tea. Her elegant brows furrowed slightly. "It seems a bit hot, but Yiyi has a way."
Holding a mouthful of tea, Yiyi stood up and leaned over the soft lounger. Well, the tea certainly wasn’t hot anymore. It was quite tasty, and even a little sweet.
"Your Majesty, try this rock sugar bird’s nest soup." Yiyi brought a spoonful of the bird’s nest to Zhang Yan’s lips.
These snacks were indeed meant for Zhang Yan to eat, but they weren’t just for eating. They were all part of a certain roleplay. Zhang Yan couldn’t remember how long it had been since someone last fed him, but he still knew how to open his mouth.
"Oh my, Your Majesty, why are you so careless? You’ve gotten it all over the corners of your mouth."
Yiyi considerately cleaned the corners of Zhang Yan’s mouth for him—though not with a tissue or anything of the sort. He could only say that the service was truly excellent.
With a soft, fragrant beauty by his side, sweet whispers in his ears, and fine delicacies and tea in his mouth, this service named "Serving Tea" lasted less than twenty minutes in total, but the experience was genuinely delightful.
[Current Joy Value: 80]
"Your Majesty, now that the tea and pastries are finished, Yiyi will perform a dance to add to the fun."
Yiyi pulled out a feather fan from who knows where and began to dance gracefully to the soothing background music. Her chiffon top swayed gently, her wide sleeves lifted, and her ruqun fluttered elegantly.
"Wait, you actually know how to dance!" Zhang Yan was genuinely surprised. He thought it would just be a token gimmick, but Yiyi’s dancing was unexpectedly good—at least in his eyes.
He never expected this industry to be so fiercely competitive nowadays! Of course, dancing couldn’t just be about dancing. Interaction with the audience was also very important, and Yiyi excelled in this aspect as well.
[Current Joy Value: 110]
After the whole routine of serving tea and performing a dance, Zhang Yan really did feel a bit like an ancient emperor inspecting the talents of his palace maids.
"Your Majesty, next, please follow me over here."
It wasn’t until Yiyi led him to a spa bed that Zhang Yan suddenly remembered he was actually here for a health-focused spa treatment. They really threw in too many flashy gimmicks!
The subsequent procedures finally matched up somewhat with what Zhang Yan had searched online. It was just an essential oil back scrub, exfoliation, and an essential oil massage, except it was all done in an extremely soft and gentle manner. During the process, there was inevitably some non-limb contact, which allowed Zhang Yan to know exactly how thin her clothes were. The background music appropriately featured sounds resembling ancient chime bells, keeping him fully immersed in the cosplay scenario overall.
An unknown amount of time passed. A drowsy Zhang Yan was gently nudged awake by Yiyi. "Your Majesty, the time is up. Are you satisfied?"
[Current Joy Value: 170]
Zhang Yan was dazed for a moment before his brain registered the situation. It was over just like that? This stuff was worth 3,000 yuan?
At this moment, he finally understood what the veterans online meant when they occasionally commented about "paying a premium for a G-rated experience." Although they had clearly put effort into every step, and the various little touches and flirtations were sufficiently arousing... was that it?
Seemingly noticing his lingering desire for more, Yiyi continued, "Of course, if Your Majesty is still in the mood, you can also choose to add more time."
Here it comes! The operator of this establishment was truly a cunning scoundrel. Leaving the customer hanging in suspense, and then asking if they wanted to add more time—what normal man could possibly refuse?
However, just in case, Zhang Yan asked, "What services are included if I add more time?"
Yiyi smiled sweetly, grabbed a coat, and hung it over the door, perfectly blocking the small transparent window.
"It includes..."
"Add it! Add it!"