My Master Disconnected Yet Again

Chef had also went from preventing them from harming Rabbit at the beginning, to prevent them from escaping and then to prevent them from fighting amongst themselves, at last, he only needed to prevent them from dozing off.

In addition, Rabbit’s teaching was beginning to have some effect, whether it was Rabbit or the divine race below, they actually didn’t need to sleep at all. This also means, there was no need for a break between lessons, they could continue lecturing past day and night. As a nagger, Rabbit was especially stubborn with regards to teaching. If they couldn’t get it after explaining once, it would repeat, if twice wouldn’t work, it could repeat 10 times, up till the student understood it.

Especially after Rabbit realized that they totally couldn’t harm it at all, he completely let himself loose. Besides bringing out its top tier talking skills, it would stop to chew on a carrot midway to regulate his emotions. On top of that, when it came to disobedient students, he could even stop and specially advise and guide them gently…

“Hey, what’s the point of you doing that? You know you wouldn’t be able to break this array formation and would even suffer a backlash. Why do such foolish things where you lose more than you gain? Isn’t it good for us to be a little more harmonious? I’m here to teach you to read, as long as you learn conscientiously, you can easily pick it all up in a few years. As the saying goes, no pain no gain… blah blah blah.”

“Hm, that Supreme Divinity, what are you doing? How could you bite your friend next to you? As we say, grain liberation before cultivation, at any rate, he is a classmate who listens to class with you, how could you eat him? No matter how great the grievances between you both, with such a relationship present now, it’s time to let it go too. You should know… blah blah blah.”

“Oh, also that student who is scratching his food, please put your foot down. Can’t you see that the student beside you has already fainted? Everyone is a God, to have the affinity to be gathered here together, you ought to understand and respect each other, can’t you wait till lesson ends to scratch it? Also… blah blah blah!”

If it was said that Rabbit’s teaching standards was level one, then his skills in talking and spouting nonsense was level ten. It would definitely nag till you doubt your human… no, doubt your godly existence.

The students from the various races did not know how to deal with it and could only grit their teeth while listening to everything, until they felt that their entire world was filled with the buzzing of his nagging. What was worse was that, to allow them to learn as fast as possible, one of the array formations that Lonemoon had set on the podium was directly linked to their consciousness. No matter what he said, in the minds of the students below, that word will appear like subtitles. Hence, once it speaks, gold characters will make their way into the brains of the students one after another, the kind that cannot even be stopped. No one could bear such continuous attacks.

Hence subsequently, once Rabbit opened his mouth, saying, “Um, that…”

All the students would wail out loud, “We were wrong! We won’t do it again, Master, please… can we go on with normal lessons?”

“Mm, promising and worthy of being taught!” Rabbit nodded in satisfaction, while chewing on a carrot.

The Discipline Master Yi Qing who was completely jobless: “…”

He’d better return to the back palace to help Master make dinner.

Lonemoon had also expressed his approval towards Rabbit’s quality of teaching, even his attitude towards Fatty improved. He even began to consider letting Rabbit continue to teach a few other courses after he was done with this one. Of course, as a reward for his outstanding employee, he readily approved of Rabbit’s request to dig up a piece of land in the back mountain to grow some carrots.

Hong Meng: “…” The land seemed to belong to him

Rabbit’s lesson went on for an entire three years, due to his round the clock, spoon-feeding teaching methods, he finally gave these tens of thousands of illiterate people, a fairly strong foundation in language. Especially in the later stage when Rabbit would reason with them at every turn, it led to them being extremely nervous, most of the time, Rabbit only needed to explain it once and each of them would be able to repeat it fluently, otherwise Rabbit would repeat itself a hundred times…

Lonemoon also felt that it was time to begin teaching other courses. Hence he ordered a day of break to rest in the same spot and it would be his turn to teach tomorrow.

Almost at the same moment when Rabbit walked off the podium, the members of the divine races in the entire venue sighed in relief together. Their backs that had been kept straight for several consecutive years slouched at once. Some even couldn’t bear the pressure of suddenly relaxing and passed out.

Way too scary! It was scarier than the one holding a sword! Turns out the so-called rabbit race, was such a scary race? All the gods trembled in fear!

Meanwhile, Rabbit who’d finally ended class was already happily pulling his comrade Fatty to go plant carrots, after all, he’d been eating for three years, whatever stocks he had was emptied.

Lonemoon had originally planned to begin lesson the next day, but after finding that there were gods who had fainted and that some had yet to awaken, he could only postpone it by another day. They only began the second course of lessons on the third day.

This time, he was personally teaching, the first lesson was morphing. Though everyone here was from the divine race and was naturally equipped with the transformation technique, that was only limited to transforming something bigger or smaller or into a different color. For example, in the venue right now, everyone had compressed themselves into figures several times smaller, otherwise, they wouldn’t even fit.

Yet not one of them could morph. Morphing referred to morphing into human form, it wasn’t simply making a temporary form like sorcery, but changing the physique and meridians of the entire body. The reason why they had to morph into human form was because human form was the best form to practice cultivation. People usually say ‘Dao body’, transforming into a ‘Dao body’ was the first step in entering Dao.

Lonemoon was much more straightforward than Rabbit, he conjured a spell and sent the technique of morphing into the consciousness of everyone and left behind an instruction, “All of you are to practice on your own, based on this method, I will come and check after five days.”

Everyone was rather happy at first. They did not expect that this new Master was so much more straightforward than Master Rabbit, they finally need not bear the pain of chunks and chunks of words streaming into their consciousness. They felt that they were finally seeing the light of hope, until they fell back into hell five days later…

It never occurred to them, that the check that Lonemoon spoke of, was an individual check. If they failed their morphing, they had to do it again, until they mastered it. Not only that, his demands towards morphing was also extremely strict, it wasn’t enough to simply create four limbs and hide their original looks. They couldn’t be too tall, too skinny, too fat, too ugly or too short. Even having too little hair was a fail! Even wearing ugly clothes was a fail!

Everyone: “…”

What were they to do, when they realized that this Master was crazier than the previous one? They urgently began begging for help! The kind that involves life and death!

It wasn’t that no one resisted, but it was because… they really couldn’t beat him!

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Being forced to morph a few hundred times a day, of course there were many students who were so frustrated that they wanted to fight, but before they’d gotten to even two meters before him, they’d already been beaten to heaps on the ground. He indeed does not nag like Master Rabbit, but he would use poison!

“Morphing into such an ugly form and you still have the face to show it to me, want me to help you reconstruct yourself too? Redo!”

“Is your original form a pig? Are you trying to change your race in making yourself so fat? Do you need to send you back to Samsara to satisfy you? Redo!”

“This face was what the green bird earlier had morphed into right? What’s a deer like you randomly trying to call yourself cousins with others? Redo!”

“And you two, why are you so alike? Morphing into some couples face before me? I’ve yet to be taken off the market, what right to you have to pretend to be a couple in front of me, redo!”