My Life with Narration

Su Qing never knew that VIP hospital rooms had such perks.

Thankfully, his room was big enough for just himself; otherwise, it wouldn’t accommodate the four dancing ladies, and he wouldn’t know how much more Aunt Shen paid.

The four ladies had outstanding figures and looks; you could tell they had a dance background. They moved their waists and hips seductively yet elegantly, beautifully but not gaudily, stunning without being vulgar, the best of the best.

But Su Qing was baffled at that moment, “Is this really okay in a hospital?”

On the other hand, Ding Qiang and Wang Xing, who were initially quite reserved, started to enjoy the situation more as they watched.

“So this is the life of the wealthy. If possible, both of them would swap places with Su Qing to stay in this hospital room, even if it meant breaking their legs.”

Meanwhile, online, Su Qing’s account quietly started the live streaming function.

“Damn, starting the stream secretly again. I admit you caught me off guard!”

“Hey, what is this?”

“Looks like a hospital room, and that person lying on the bed is Big Qing!”

“Don’t joke, whose hospital room looks like this? It’d be normal if there were skewers and drinks, but four dancers? You’re telling me this is a hospital room?”

“You’ve been living under a rock, haven’t you? Let me tell you, this is indeed a VIP hospital room, a private suite. Damn, I’m so envious!”

“But why do I feel like Big Qing is confused?”

“Has Big Qing fallen sick? Why is he hospitalized?”

“He could damn well die! No, he truly deserves it!”

“I’m asking for a friend, which hospital offers this service, and what illness do you have to have? My friend wants to try it!”

“Big Qing, do you need more friends? I want to join the skewer-eating crew!”

“Psh, shameless, only thinking about eating!”

In the hospital room, Su Qing was entirely numb.

“Hey, you two, get a grip, don’t be swayed by sugar-coated bullets!”

As soon as he finished speaking, a dance ended, and Shen Yi, the landlady, and Tang Nan sat on the couch in the living room, applauding:

“Bravo!”

“That was excellent dancing!”

“Very nice, next group!” Shen Yi said, clapping her hands.

Then, the four girls in ancient costumes left, and four more girls in spicy outfits entered the room, instantly starting an electronic dance routine.

Su Qing: Σ(⊙▽⊙”a

Wang Xing: o(￣▽￣)d

Ding Qiang: []~(￣▽￣)~*

There was actually a second group, something he hadn’t anticipated.

But when the camera switched to the living room sofa with Shen Yi and the other two women, the whole live stream room was stunned, and the comments flooded in with curses:

“Holy crap, why?! How come there are three even better-looking beauties!”

“Damn, Nan bro, I actually saw Nan bro!”

“OMG, I recognized them; aren’t these the three girls from some time ago? The one in the middle is Big Qing’s girlfriend!”

“What? The girlfriend found dancing girls for her boyfriend; Big Qing really deserves to die!”

“Big Qing deserves to die!”

“Big Qing, die!”

“Die!”

Others get sympathy when hospitalized, but Big Qing getting hospitalized is what he truly deserves.

Watching the dance in the hospital made everyone a bit envious, but seeing it arranged by a girlfriend was intolerable.

The most crucial part was the three women sitting together, providing a visual shock.

Thankfully, Ding Qiang and Old Wang were also there to divert some attention; otherwise, Su Qing would certainly feel like he’d be sitting on pins and needles.

Skewers and beer? That’s nothing!

“Qing… Qingzi, can I come to see you again tomorrow?”

“Right, Qingzi, share the good times! Don’t discharge too soon; otherwise…”

Saying that, Ding Qiang and Wang Xing looked at his leg.

For a moment, Su Qing felt a chill: “What… what are you guys planning?”

“Old A, a minor fracture shouldn’t have any sequelae, right?”

“I think feeding him those wild mushrooms from Yunnan would be great!”

Su Qing: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

“How about wiping off your nosebleeds before speaking, damn!”

Upon hearing this, Wang Xing touched his nose: “I don’t have any?”

“Cough, cough, Old A, get me a tissue!” Ding Qiang said, his face flushed as he covered his nose.

Su Qing: …

Wang Xing: …

Indeed, in any small team, as long as there are three people, there will always be one who embarrasses themselves the most.

Shen Yi paid and fulfilled her promise to Su Qing, happy!

The landlady and Tang Nan watched for fun, happy!

Ding Qiang and Wang Xing freeloaded, happy!

Old Wang helped the big boss, happy!

The live stream viewers were initially happy, but later not so much.

Only Su Qing himself was forcing a smile from start to finish.

After all, he originally planned to have his aunt take him to a nightclub after everything to broaden his horizons, only to be caught off guard by her surprise attack.

Though it’s the same girls and dancing, is watching in a hospital room the same as watching in a nightclub suite?

Especially with Old Wang holding a camera, clearly up to no good; he wouldn’t dare give Shen Yi any leverage, so he had to keep his composure.

The result was he didn’t have much fun, lost his promise, and even gave a free ride to the two rascals who wanted him hospitalized.

“Edit the videos and send them to me, I’ll treasure them, understand?”

When the dance ended, Shen Yi spoke to Old Wang.

“Okay, President Shen, rest assured, I’ll handle it personally; no problem, guaranteed satisfaction!” Old Wang promised, tapping his chest, glancing at Su Qing leaning against the hospital bed, and left without saying a word.

Though he had a good relationship with Su Qing, he knew very well who paid his salary. A person may lack emotional intelligence, but they must differentiate between the big and little bosses.

“Cough, cough, Qingzi, Big Qiang and I are leaving first, see you soon!”

“Yes, yes, Qingzi, you’re not being discharged tomorrow, right?”

Su Qing: “Thanks a lot, you two! Now scram!”

Whoosh, whoosh!

The two turned into lightning and vanished from the hospital room.

“No, really, I’m fine now; there’s no need for all this!” Su Qing said, getting out of bed and walking to the living room with a helpless laugh.

Hearing this, Shen Yi appeared smug: “Anyway, I’ve fulfilled what I promised you, and what you promised me…”

“Quit! I’ll resign immediately, okay?” Su Qing promised quickly.

VIP hospital room or not, is a hospital a place for people to stay? Even the best of people can fall ill from staying there, uncomfortable anyway.

“Fine, if you say so, get discharged tomorrow, and by the way, wait for your final test results.”

Hearing this, Su Qing finally breathed a sigh of relief; leaving a day earlier is a day gained.

“Look at Xiaoyi, how considerate of you, even getting girls to dance for you, you should be content!” Tang Nan chimed in.

In response, Su Qing rolled his eyes: “Don’t you have any shooting today?”

“Today’s scenes don’t involve me, can’t I go out? I heard from Qingjie that there was a homicide case at your precinct and you fainted on the way? That thrilling?”

“I’m out filming police procedurals, and you play it for real? Tell me some details, let me see!”

“Wen Jie, whose silly kid is this, get her out of here!”

“Hey, don’t think just because you’re a patient I won’t dare to hit you! Xiaoyi, step aside, let me teach him a lesson!”

Shen Yi: →_→

“I wasn’t stopping you, was I?”

That afternoon, news of Su Qing’s hospitalization went viral, and people even started searching for him at Jiang City’s main hospitals, not for anything else, just for a barbecue meal.

The following morning, accompanied by Shen Yi, Su Qing completed the discharge procedures, all health checks passed.

Shen Yi drove him, not even going home, straight to the police station.

“Ah, isn’t this a little rushed?” Su Qing asked from the passenger seat.

Shen Yi: “What do you think? Either you go in by yourself, or… I’ll call Auntie to accompany you in, you choose!”

Su Qing: “Goodbye!”

With that, Su Qing got out of the car and walked into the police station.

As soon as he entered, Du Qiang immediately saw him:

“A Qing, quick… come help!”

Su Qing: ???