Chapter 716 - 707: Enemy Agent, Should I Report You or Not?
Chapter 716: Chapter 707: Enemy Agent, Should I Report You or Not?
It’s just past six in the morning, and Su Qing’s house in Qingshui Garden is already bustling with chaos.
In the living room on the first floor, Su Qing runs to the other side of the sofa, facing off across the coffee table with a tall, fair-skinned, beautiful foreign girl with long legs.
Indeed, this foreign girl is Shavanna. She couldn’t find Su Qing yesterday and ended up staying over in a huff, since she’s also friends with Shen Yi. Although they don’t get along very well, it’s just typical female rivalry. After all, there’s some collaboration between them.
If Su Qing hadn’t returned, she was planning to leave today afternoon, considering she doesn’t have much time and has a pile of work to handle at her company.
After a day, she felt much better, but unexpectedly, so early in the morning, she felt someone touching her thigh. Initially, she thought it was Shen Yi, but before she even cried out, the other person did.
And now, the house was all lively in the early morning. Shavanna thought Su Qing was not only a sneaky pervert but also a hooligan, and she had been taken advantage of, so she wanted to spar with him on the spot.
Faced with this crisis, Su Qing naturally chose to make an emergency escape, since a wise man knows better than to fight when the odds are against him. Could he, a grown man, be beaten by a woman?
Of course, Li Zijun doesn’t count, and he definitely doesn’t want to experience being kicked off a bed out the door again.
But one must say, this foreign girl has great stamina; with her wild punches, she somehow managed to fight him to a draw.
Of course, this was also because he was in the wrong and didn’t fight back. Anyway, the two fought from upstairs to downstairs, and finally, after a roughly three-minute standoff circling around the coffee table in the living room, they settled the situation.
At this moment, Shavanna was wearing a black lace nightdress, her legs so white they hurt his eyes, her delicate features full of shame and anger, and Su Qing also noticed that this woman was wearing Shen Yi’s nightwear.
"Calm down, you need to calm down!"
"You freaking calm down, you touched me?" Shavanna pointed at Su Qing and shouted.
Su Qing: ...
She’s probably swearing, right? And it looks like her Chinese could use some improvement.
"I didn’t, it’s not what it seems, stop talking nonsense!" Su Qing denied vehemently.
I came back to my own home, how was I supposed to know she’d be in my bed? Can you blame me? Of course not, I’m an upright police officer, this is slander, could I admit it?
"You’re denying it, indeed, you’re terrible, Su, you’re really a sneaky pervert, I want to live and die with you!"
Su Qing: ???
"It’s ’advance together and perish together’!" At this moment, Shen Yi, leaning against the railing on the second floor, explained with a smile.
Their screams earlier had indeed startled her, but once she saw it was Su Qing, she quickly understood what happened. Although she felt a bit jealous, in the end this was her man accidentally taking advantage of another, and Su Qing didn’t do it on purpose, who told her to bring the person home last night?
Seeing Shavanna suffer a loss, she felt significantly more satisfied.
"Shen, your man touched my thigh and touched my..."
"Stop, stop, stop, I didn’t, it was an unintentional touch!"
"Forget it Shavanna, who told you to insist on coming back with me yesterday, how’s that working out for you now?"
Su Qing and Shen Yi teamed up, leaving Shavanna so angry her breath quickened, her chest almost about to burst open.
"Impossible, you even rubbed a couple of times!"
Su Qing: ...
At this point, isn’t it unnecessary to get into such specifics?
"Ahem, well, I apologize, but can you really blame me? The main thing is I didn’t know you were at my house, sleeping in my bed!"
"Yeah, usually it’s the two of us who sleep together. Last night I told you to sleep on the sofa, but you didn’t listen, see where that got you now, didn’t I warn you?"
Hearing this, Shavanna, realizing she couldn’t win the argument, snorted and went to the bathroom.
Seeing this, Su Qing couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief. At this moment, Shen Yi came downstairs and asked, "Why did you come back at this time?"
"Don’t get me started, an urgent task came up at the police station, couldn’t avoid it, got drafted into it. By the way, what’s her deal?" Su Qing asked, nodding towards the bathroom.
Shen Yi then recounted last night’s events, which caused Su Qing to break into a cold sweat upon hearing. He didn’t expect this woman to hold such a grudge.
"Aren’t foreigners supposed to be very open? Hugging and kissing when meeting, yet they react so strongly to a thigh touch?"
"What do you think, she came to settle scores with you, do you think she actually cares?" Shen Yi gave him a sideways glance and laughed.
Then she continued, "Have you had breakfast yet?"
"Yes, I have!"
"If you’ve eaten, then go downstairs and get us some!"
"Okay!"
If he could, he’d even consider not coming back.
Half an hour later, at the dining table, Shavanna sipped millet porridge, ate buns, and occasionally glared at him. Eventually, unable to bear it, Su Qing could only speak up:
"What are you looking at?"
If Shavanna had a better grasp of Chinese culture, she would have instinctively given the right answer.
"Sneaky pervert, I brought some strong liquor, dare you drink with me again?"
"I refuse!" Su Qing replied without even thinking.
What a joke, doesn’t he know his own limits? The other party is prepared, going up against her would be asking for trouble!
"No way, you have to drink!"
"Why should I drink? I have work in the afternoon, can’t drink, do you understand police work? 911, FBI, with special duties, you’re not sent by another country to disrupt my work, are you?" Su Qing laughed.
He found teasing this foreign girl quite amusing. Since her Chinese wasn’t good and if she spoke in English, he wouldn’t understand, playing dumb worked just fine.
By now, Shavanna occasionally burst out with English, clearly agitated, and Shen Yi refused to translate, so she could only use her not-so-fluent Chinese to communicate with him, certainly no match for him.
"I don’t have, you..."
Seeing this, Su Qing raised his hand to interrupt her: "How about this, I’ll ask you a few questions. If you can answer them, I’ll believe you, apologize, and even have a drink with you. How about that?"
Hearing this, Shavanna’s eyes lit up instantly: "Alright, ask me."
"Listen to the question, under what circumstances does one plus one equal three?"
Hearing this, Shen Yi burst into laughter, while Shavanna looked completely puzzled.
"It’s 2, how could one plus one be three?"
Su Qing: "In the case of a miscalculation, it equals three!"
Shavanna: ...
"Are you messing with me?"
"Ahem, well, in that case, let me ask you another question: Palace Jade Liquid wine..."
Shavanna: "I know this one, it’s 180 a cup!"
"Wow~~ I didn’t expect your study to be quite good, you’re doing well on infiltration work, but I wasn’t finished, Palace Jade Liquid wine minus a small hammer equals what?"
Shavanna: ???
"Huh? What are you talking about? What small hammer?"
At this point, Shen Yi: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓
Seeing this, Su Qing pulled a serious face and stood up: "Enemy spy, this is an enemy spy, see if I report you or not!"
"I don’t understand what you’re saying, if you have the guts, say something I can understand!" Shavanna, seeing him about to leave, got anxious.
She didn’t care about being a spy, but she felt unwilling since Su Qing didn’t end up embarrassing himself. She was, after all, an honor student and quite knowledgeable about Chinese culture. Looking at Shen Yi’s expression, it should be a simple question.
"Fine, I’ll ask you one last simplest question, under what circumstances does one plus one equal two?"
Shavanna: "In the case of a miscalculation?"
"One plus one naturally equals two, and you say you’re not a spy? See if I report you, hey? Wait, I’m a police officer, you, come with me, Thinece Police!"
"You... I’ll sleep with you!" said Shavanna as she lunged at him.
Su Qing: Σ(⊙▽⊙"a
What the heck? Why did it change again? Then he quickly looked at Shen Yi and said, "I didn’t, I didn’t, she’s slandering me, she’s slandering me!" Su Qing cried out while dodging.
Shen Yi: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓
"Laughable~~ Forget it, anyway, it’s a spy, just arrest her!"
Eating breakfast, Shen Yi looked on leisurely, finding it far more entertaining than before.
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