I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“Xiao Qin, you went overboard!” I cried out against her treatment of 004 and 005, “You’re definitely violating the Four Cardinal Principles if you’re constantly hitting the eggs of our foreign friends!”

“But, but…” Xiao Qin tried to explain herself, “What if they hurt Ye Lin classmate?”

I don’t think Ai Mi’s bodyguards would hurt me, but I’m afraid it would be a disaster if Peng TouSi and Xiao Qin start to fight.

Peng TouSi’s physique is virtually peerless in this world. I’m like a child compared to him, let alone Xiao Qin who has an even smaller physique than me. There’s been an ancient saying in the martial arts world: “Force dominates skill”. Regardless of Xiao Qin’s skills, she can’t overcome an opponent when there is such a large disparity in their physique.

The only chance of winning is if the opponent gets careless like 004 and 005. But what kind of person is Peng TouSi? He’s someone who was able to maintain consecutive wins in Russia’s death matches, nicknamed the ‘Black Death God’! He has already tasted carnage and he won’t lose to Xiao Qin’s tricks!

Although he always acts gentle, who knows what he is actually thinking! According to Ai Mi, didn’t he go crazy when he was studying Chinese? What if we accidentally make him mad again and he tears Xiao Qin in half!

I was thinking about all sorts of bad scenarios and was not prepared when Peng TouSi pulled me over. My head hit his sturdy chest and I immediately saw stars.

He laughed mischievously and turned me around so I was facing Xiao Qin. Then, he used his rough right hand to choke my throat and make it look threatening.

“If you come any closer, I’ll choke your precious Ye Lin classmate to death!”

At the same time, he whispered in my ear: “Lin, play along.”

Peng TouSi, that’s enough! I thought you would be experienced in the ways of the world, and have already become a master that is at the peak, I never expected you to resort to something as despicable as seizing a hostage!

After seeing that I was restrained, Xiao Qin immediately began to panic.

“No, don’t hurt Ye Lin classmate!”

Peng TouSi sneered: “That depends on your behavior.”

Wow, Peng TouSi, you’re great at acting like a villain! It really suits your physique and the scar on your face.

“Don’t act rashly, Miss Xiao Qin.” Peng TouSi slightly tightened his grip around my neck. Although I know Peng TouSi doesn’t intend to hurt me, I still couldn’t help but show an expression of worry.

“Lin has such a tiny neck, if I just use a bit of force, he’ll be on his way to heaven. Don’t say I never warned you beforehand.”

Who has a tiny neck! No one has anything thick in your eyes, right? Also, socialist successors won’t meet God even if they die! We’ll meet Marx, Lenin, and Mao Zedong! When I meet Chairman Mao, I’ll definitely lament to him about how I was like the volunteer army who resisted the US invasion of Korea!

After thinking for a while, Xiao Qin realized that she does not have the ability to rescue me from Peng TouSi and she fell into despair.

“Please, please don’t hurt Ye Lin classmate. I was wrong. I’m sorry.”

She lowered her head towards Peng TouSi as she spoke.

Peng TouSi smiled, revealing his white teeth. “Hey, if apologies work, what are the police good for?”

“Then, what do I have to do to make you release Ye Lin classmate?”

“Well, you can do squats in front of me!”

“Eh?”

“It’s an aerobics exercise that works your leg muscles. Put two hands behind your back, squat down as low as possible, then quickly stand up again —— start doing it now!”

Xiao Qin had no choice but to start doing squats based on Peng TouSi’s demand.

She separated her legs to shoulder width and put two hands behind her back. Xiao Qin was hesitant when she was squatting and her speed was slow as if she was still thinking of a way to save me.

Peng TouSi urged impatiently: “Hurry up! Aren’t you the child of a martial arts family! If you keep doing it sluggishly, I’ll choke your loved one to death!”

I got an approximate idea of Peng TouSi’s goal. He probably wants to expend Xiao Qin’s stamina. Since he does not want to fight with Xiao Qin and he has to save the moaning 004 and 005 who were lying on the ground, he probably thought the most peaceful solution was to use up Xiao Qin’s stamina.

Because I did not resist while being held by Peng TouSi and I also pretended to have a frightened expression from time to time, Xiao Qin had no choice but to obey Peng TouSi and increase her squatting speed.

“Don’t just do it silently, count!” Peng TouSi ordered.

Xiao Qin started to awkwardly count out loud.

“One, two, three, four…”

“Twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty…”

Her hair rose up and down along with her movements. The mismatched shirt she wore swayed back and forth and it revealed the delicate skin of her waist from time to time. You can even see her slightly bulging breasts from the collar of the shirt.

But I was the only one who enjoyed the scene, Peng TouSi was completely indifferent.

“Forty-two, forty-three, forty-four…”

Xiao Qin gradually started to slow down. Drips of sweat exuded from her sideburns, her breathing became more rapid and her face was flushed red.

Did she expend her stamina that fast? I thought the Little Tyrant was a perpetual motion machine that had endless stamina!

But it’s not strange if I thought about it carefully: Xiao Qin stayed at home for three years and she has not exercised much. Today, she climbed a building and performed the brutal ball bursting technique on 004 and 005. Now, she’s definitely not faking when she’s gasping for air, she probably used up all her stamina.

After seeing Xiao Qin huff and puff, Peng TouSi nodded with satisfaction. Then, he suddenly pushed me towards Xiao Qin.

“Catch!”

Neither I nor Xiao Qin was prepared and Peng TouSi also used a lot of strength. It lead to the two of us colliding and falling to the ground together. I happened to be pressed on top of Xiao Qin.

Xiao Qin already had a high heartbeat and a red face because of exercising, but now, her face was even redder.

“Ye, Ye Lin classmate, don’t be so impatient. There’s still people here…”

She bashfully drew circles on the floor with her finger.

“Lin, hold her down! I’m taking 004 and 005 to see a doctor!”

Peng TouSi walked next to the two unfortunate people and picked them up, one on each arm. He held them both under his armpits like they were dead pigs. Although 004 and 005’s physiques are not as good as Peng TouSi, their physiques are still good enough to reach the standard of a beach lifeguard. Peng TouSi held the two of them without even breaking a sweat, then he bent down and opened the main door with his mouth.

Damn! Why does Peng TouSi’s action remind of the Japanese trend ‘Doorknob Girl’? The scene of a homo biting the doorknob made me think of some terrible things!

After Peng TouSi opened the door, he turned around and said: “Make sure you hold her tight! You can let her go after we leave, 004 and 005 will thank you.”

I agreed while mumbling, I was not even sure why I was holding onto Xiao Qin.

To be honest, it felt pretty good being on top of a girl’s soft and warm body.

We were both wearing pretty thin clothes, so we could feel the elasticity of each others’ bodies and our gradually rising body temperature.

Xiao Qin’s body was hot like she was on fire and her body was trembling.

“Happiness came so soon… I’m not mentally prepared…” Xiao Qin’s eyes were blurred, her lips slightly parted, and the fragrance she blew out on my face made me silent.

“But, it doesn’t matter… Ye Lin classmate can do whatever he wants…” Xiao Qin extended her pure white arms and embraced my neck. She giggled and said, “It was worth sneaking out last night…”

Sneaking out? That means she snuck out after Auntie Ren fell asleep?

I suddenly thought of a serious problem: Although Auntie Ren respects Xiao Qin’s privacy and wouldn’t enter her room for inspections, shouldn’t she be up and eating breakfast? If Auntie Ren tries to call Xiao Qin up for breakfast and she doesn’t get a response, wouldn’t she quickly realize that her daughter is missing?

If Auntie Ren, who values her daughter as much as her life, finds out her daughter is missing, she will definitely search everywhere! Where’s the first place she will look? Based on her understanding of her daughter, she will definitely come looking at our house!

My whole body shook after that thought. Xiao Qin misunderstood and thought I also couldn’t contain my excitement like her, so she hugged me even tighter.

Peng TouSi opened the main door, but before he stepped out, loud and clear footsteps came from the stairs —— it was the sound of running, but who was in such a rush?

“Give me my daughter!” The owner of the footsteps yelled. She rushed inside violently, even Peng TouSi was forced to take a step back due to her imposing manner.

A set of black clothes, a single ponytail, sharp eyebrows, big round eyes, and a face full of murderous spirit… Who else would it be other than Auntie Ren?

Even if Xiao Qin was wearing my clothes, Auntie Ren was able to immediately make out her daughter who was pinned under me.

Her daughter’s face was flushed red, her sideburns were dripping with sweat, her breathing was rapid, it was as if she just went through some intense exercise.

Auntie Ren grinded her teeth with hate, it was like fire was going to shoot out of her eyes. She came towards me to kick me.

“You damn brat, you dare…”

Peng TouSi moved in front of Auntie Ren while holding the two pigs under his arms.

“Miss Ren, it’s not Lin’s fault. I told him to do it.”

Auntie Ren was like a dragon who had its scales stabbed, “What did you say! You had a part in this too?”

Her foot was as fast as lightning. It was full of her wrath and it struck Peng TouSi’s chest. Peng TouSi revealed a painful expression, he staggered back three steps and half kneeled onto the floor.

But he still did not let go of 004 and 005.

After she struck Peng TouSi with one kick, Auntie Ren shifted her ice-cold gaze towards me.

I wanted to get up to explain, but Xiao Qin held me tightly without letting go. Not only did she use her arms to embrace my neck, but she also wrapped her legs around my waist. Auntie Ren’s complexion became even worse.

I used all my strength to get up from the ground with Xiao Qin attached to me. I used the wall to support me. Xiao Qin was still hugging me tightly and she hung off me like a koala.

“Mom, don’t hit Ye Lin classmate!” Xiao Qin turned her head to look at Auntie Ren, “Everything I did was of my own will!”