Chapter 213 - Special Item: A Small Bench That Refuses to Eat Melons
Chapter 213: Special Item: A Small Bench That Refuses to Eat Melons
Huh? A surprise!
Su Yang feels like life is really full of surprises. Using the little monster bean actually worked! Moreover, it actually produced an additional surprise. What can I say, good people really have good things coming to them.
Su Yang took a glance at the green liquid in front of him and clicked [Confirm] without hesitating. Once Su Yang clicked [Confirm], the green liquid and the tools that had been created by the system all disappeared into thin air.
A moment later, a small wooden object that looked like a child sitting on a small bench appeared in the air and dropped to the ground with a crack.
Su Yang didn’t dare to reach out to pick it up. After all, he learned his lesson from the last [Book of Negative Symptoms].
Unlike the items that he added to himself, the random items that arrived in the system store would always have some strange abilities. The last time he opened the book, Su Yang had a cold for half a day. This time around, who knew what kind of ability this bench had.
Perhaps, he’d obtain the ability to become a woman after touching it.
After a while, the system interface of the bench finally jumped out.
[Bench +1: Acquired special ability.]
[Ability Name “A small bench that refuses to eat melons.”]
Su Yang was puzzled.
A small bench that refuses to eat melons? What the hell was this.
Suo Yang tapped on that ability, and suddenly the description of that item jumped out.
[Small bench that refuses to eat melons]
Ability 1: Sitting on this small bench, you’ll become invisible unless you speak, and others will automatically ignore you.
Ability 2: When you sit on this bench, a handful of melon seeds, half a watermelon, a small bucket of popcorn, and a bottle of Fat Nerd Merry Drink will automatically appear at your feet.
Restriction 1: You must keep eating or drinking from the food at your feet during the effect. If you stop for more than 1 minute, the ability will lose its effect.
Restriction 2: Your ability will lose its effect after your butt leaves the bench.
Restriction 3: This ability only works on living beings, meaning that if someone happens to be videotaping you, you’ll still appear on the video.
Restriction 4: This ability is ineffective when you’re interacting with someone.
Note 1: Go ahead and leave me alone. As soon as I eat a melon…
Note 2: You guys go ahead, I have enough!
‘Huh? Is this ability… good?’
Su Yang looked at the system’s introduction, and felt that this ability was useful. The main thing was that he could get food out of thin air, which could save his life at a critical moment.
Imagine… If World War III breaks out, the world would be peppered with nuclear waste. You, on the other hand, would be hiding in an abandoned bomb shelter while enjoying this food that’ll keep you alive, indefinitely!
You might even get two wives for a piece of watermelon!
It was perfect.
Su Yang felt that he was simply too witty!
However… Is this bench’s ability backwards?
This is obviously [A small bench of melon eaters]. How did it become [A small bench that refuses to eat melons]?
Su Yang continued to examine the bench’s item description and after a while, he realized that there was an option for [Additional Talent] behind this item’s remarks. It seems that this was the new ability granted by the +4 Little Monster Bean. He never thought that it would be a ‘buy one get one free’ deal.
Su Yang clicked on [Additional Talent] and only one sentence appeared.
[Additional Talent: Refuse to Eat Melon]
Talent: After sitting on this bench, your emotions will be more susceptible to people if one side makes you feel very sympathetic or deserving of help. You will uncontrollably pick up the bench and enter combat mode.
Note: Offer help whenever you can! Don’t be shy to act on it when you have to!
Su Yang was speechless.
‘What the hell is this additional ability that’s completely reversed.
‘A +4 demon bean of your own for one of these?
‘At the end of the day, you’re still a melon eater!
‘To think that this was actually a [Talent?!]’
Talent was an attribute that came with the item, cannot be turned off or on, and was always activated. Abilities, on the other hand, were only effective if you used them.
Su Yang felt… like that demon bean was fried for nothing.
After looking at his newly obtained special item, Su Yang raised his head and found that the little monsters were still around him and hadn’t dispersed.
Su Yang coughed. “What’s wrong?”
Little Hus lifted his dog head and looked at Su Yang. “Su Yang, that little monster bean is really good and really made a difference. In the future… If there are no little monster beans trying to self-destruct, you wouldn’t deliberately piss them off until they explode, would you?”
Su Yang was speechless again.
Was his image that bad in their eyes?
However…
Come to think of it, he might really do it.
However, he didn’t necessarily have to piss them off to the point they exploded, either. He could simply find an excuse.
‘Hmm… This little monster bean is always lying down and not moving today, so I guess it’s dying, so I’ll sacrifice it.
‘Well… This little monster bean is always running around the yard today… It’s probably because its motor nerves are too developed… I’d better sacrifice it.’
Ten thousand reasons to sacrifice those monster beans.
Su Yang thought about it and felt like it was much more interesting than messing with rabbits!
Well, he should really figure out what reason to sacrifice no.17 though. “Cough, cough.”
Looking at Su Yang’s grin, the little monsters knew that Suo Yang must be thinking of more schemes and tricks.
Pool immediately scrambled and hugged the three little demon beans that he’d brought home from the shop in his arms, and then got up and left with Sanque’s flower pots. ‘This guy was also quite magical, since none of the three little monster beans that followed him actually blew up, and were still intact.’
The other little monsters also dispersed one after another. Only Deeny who was holding her rabbit still remained there in place. Su Yang looked to Little Deeny. “What’s wrong? Little Deeny?”
Little Deeny touched the rabbit and looked up at Su Yang. “Master, can you add one point to my rabbit if you get new random points later? I feel so sorry for it…”
Su Yang was speechless. ‘Isn’t it pitiful because of itself?’
“Okay, okay.” After all, he had done something wrong, so Su Yang touched Little Deeny’s head. “Okay, next time I get random points, I’ll give it one, okay?”
“Yay! Thank you master!” Deeny nodded vigorously with a smile as beautiful as a hibiscus flower blossoming on her face.
…
At the same time, several young people were drinking and singing inside a VIP box in a club on The Bund in Shanghai. They were embracing and hugging everyone in sight, drinking and mingling in what seemed to be a very uncomfortable situation.
As they were getting high, the door of the box was suddenly pushed open and a rotund, rich-looking young man led by a waiter walked in.
As soon as he entered, his fat face was piled with smiles, and he said to the other people in the box, “Hello! Hello, young masters! I’m late so I’ve paid for today’s expenses.”
As he spoke, he revealed a gold tooth set in the left side of his mouth, which shone brightly under the lights of the box. He was the owner of Dafa Gold Shop, Tang Dafa.
A young man sitting on the left laughed and scolded. “Fatty Tang, you’re showing off your money in front of your brothers aren’t you.”
Tang Dafa was busy laughing along with him. “Of course not, of course not. I have a bit of money. I’m not relying on you young masters to take care of me.”
The young man sitting in the middle waved at him. “Stop droning on, sit down quickly. We’re talking about the Jiang family.”
Saying that, he looked around. “By the way, did you guys hear about it? That girl from the Jiang family recently fell from grace.”
Tang Dafa was surprised as he sat down and looked at the young man in the middle. “Jiang Yan fell from grace? How did that happen?”