I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

This sudden act of dominance took Xu Xiaolan by surprise. A rare blush appeared on her soft and delicate face.

However, before An Lin could even continue, a pair of hands had already rested on his shoulders and pushed him back aggressively.

Boom!

An Lin was pressed down onto the boulder by Xu Xiaolan.

The female’s hands were pressing down on the male’s shoulder, and a holy flame was lingering around her. A pair of eyes that contained a supreme dragon might was currently looking down at the male condescendingly.

“You…” An Lin had an expression of shock as he looked at Xu Xiaolan.

“Your domineering act came too suddenly; I don’t like it that way.” Xu Xiaolan wore a faint smile, and there was a hint of triumph on her face.

An Lin took a deep breath. “I’ll have you become used to it!”

Boom!

Four Divine Flames all appeared at once.

As the flames crackled and exploded, the earth and mountain also started to tremble.

Instantly, the Four Nine Immortal Sect’s Full Moon Mountain was filled with sword intent. Lightning arced around the sky, and flames soared toward the heavens.

The members of the sect all clicked their tongues in wonder as they looked up at the commotion on the mountaintop.

Xue Zhantian couldn’t contain his urge to comment, “Master and Female Master are stuck together like glue again. Come together in marriage, shifting battle positions, the roar of gunfire reverberates through the heavens…”

Da Bai yawned and lazily slapped Xue Zhantian’s ball-like body around. “Even without looking, it’s obvious what’s going to happen. In the end, Big Brother An will definitely be rubbed into the ground by Xiaolan, woof!”

“Why?” Xue Zhantian had a quizzical look. “Master is a being who can f*ck the heavens! Although Xiaolan is also very strong, how is it possible for her to defeat Master?”

Da Bai started chuckling in an enigmatic manner. “You don’t understand. There’s a kind of power called making love, and this power can suppress Big Brother An’s true strength. It prevents Big Brother An from ever defeating Xiaolan!”

“Making love?” Xue Zhantian nodded in confusion.

After an intense struggle, An Lin was taken to the ground by Xu Xiaolan again.

They were both panting heavily, and it was clear that the battle had sapped large amounts of their energy.

“Phew… That felt amazing!” Xu Xiaolan chuckled as she wiped the sweat off her brows.

“You’ve become a lot more powerful after ranking up to the Soul Formation Intermediate Stage,” An Lin said as he sighed. “If this continues, I’m afraid that I really will be overtaken by you soon.”

Xu Xiaolan held a handkerchief in her slender hand and helped An Lin wipe his sweat. “How do you feel?” she asked in a gentle voice. “After sparring all out, has your cultivation base increased by a teeny-weeny bit?”

At the mention of this, An Lin fell into despair again. “Not at all! Not only that, even An Kirin has stopped reacting when I borrow the power of his Golden Void Lightning! All he does is sleep! In the past, he would always muck around when I borrowed his power. He would stand there and point his finger toward the heavens!”

Xu Xiaolan: “…

“Why do I feel like this is better…”

An Lin sighed. “I’m done for. An Kirin doesn’t even flex anymore, how will he wear clothes? Sure enough, he’s become a bludger…”

An Lin’s quest to break through to the next rank eventually ended in failure.

An Lin felt that his system was completely f*cked. The conditions are so vaguely worded; how am I supposed to complete them? Just f*cking tell me how I should clothe An Kirin!

No matter how he asked this question, the only reply that he got was a deathly silence from the cold and lifeless system interface.

Two more days passed with him living like a bludger in the Four Nine Immortal Sect.

Bai Ling designed a trial called “Ghost Soldiers” in the small world of the Phoenix Research Institute.

This trial could target and examine trial-takers’ divine senses and dao hearts.

In a dimly-lit space, countless waves of ghost soldiers would surge toward the trial-takers. All types of strange and uncanny illusions would materialize, and these would cause the minds of the trial-takers to waver and crumble.

Da Bai took this trial as a lab rat… Bah! Da Bai took this trial as a lab dog.

When designing trials, one had to take care when designing the difficulty. Otherwise, if the disciples were to die inside, it wouldn’t be called a trial anymore. It would be called a slaughterhouse!

Thus, Da Bai personally took the trial to test out its difficulty. Then, based on the gathered data, Bai Ling would make the necessary adjustments and perform some fine-tuning.

Unexpectedly, Da Bai attained sudden enlightenment when he was taking the most difficult Ghost Soldiers Trial. Ferocious silver winds materialized in the dreary realm and instantly ripped all the ghost soldiers to shreds.

Bai Ling was momentarily dazed. An Lin, who was spectating the trial while crunching on melon seeds, suddenly stood up. His face lit up in delight.

Da Bai was dazed for a few seconds as he stared at the silver wind sweeping around him. He started shouting in joy when he finally came to his senses, “Hah… I’ve finally formed my own domain, woof!”

Da Bai’s domain was very powerful. Not only did it contain the power of the wind, it even possessed a power that could attack one’s divine sense. It could be said that this was an attack that targeted a person’s physical body as well as their divine sense.

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“Thank you, Big Brother An, for providing me with immortal pills and spirit pills! Thank you, Big Sister Bai, for giving me the Sea Pearl Immortal Fruit! Thank you all for supporting me! Cheers everyone, woof!” Da Bai raised his wine glass and took a huge gulp. He appeared to be in very high spirits.

They all raised their wine glasses happily and toasted Da Bai’s breakthrough.

In this sect, everyone was family. When a member broke through to a higher rank, everyone would be overjoyed.

“I’m the happiest that Da Bai has broken through to the Half-Step Soul Formation Stage.” An Lin raised his wine glass as he stood up in excitement. “After all, he was the only one yet to reach the Soul Formation Stage in my group of beast pets. As his Master, I was naturally worried about this. Think about it. How embarrassing would it be if his rank didn’t budge a single bit after an entire year?!”

“Gasp…”

Everyone drew in a sharp breath. They were in shock as they stared at the speaking male. We’re not like you! they screamed in their minds.

“Fortunately, Da Bai has finally managed to raise his rank. I’m also able to feel at ease now. Here, a toast to Da Bai!” An Lin raised his wine glass.

The others all raised their wine glasses and drank to Da Bai’s achievement.

Tang Ximen—who was still stuck on the Spirit Nurturing Final Stage even though he was nearing graduation—was absolutely smashed. “What kind of f*cking useless prodigy am I?” he asked with tears streaming down his face. “Even a dog is more powerful than me…”

Xuanyuan Cheng patted his shoulder in encouragement. “Don’t mention it. Even I’m feeling a heap of pressure! I’ve decided that I’m going to take advantage of this break to raise my rank to the Soul Formation Initial Stage. If I don’t break through, I won’t return to school!”

Tang Ximen: “…

“Are you really here to console me? Why do I feel even sadder?”

“Don’t try to compare yourself to Big Brother An’s beast pets. His beast pets all have a minimum rank of the Soul Formation Stage. Senior, don’t get too hung up on this!” Miao Tian also patted his shoulder in encouragement.

When Tang Ximen saw Miao Tian’s adorable smile, he finally felt a little better. A relieved smile appeared across his face.

What junior male student? They can all f*ck off to the side. Sure enough, junior female classmates are better. Hehe…

“That’s right, Student Miao Tian is spot on!” Luo Ziping nodded in agreement. “Take Xue Zhantian for example. He’s clearly just a ball, yet he’s already on the brink of the Heaven Creation Stage, which is equivalent to our Return to Void Stage! We can’t say that Senior Tang is more worthless than a ball, right? That wouldn’t make any sense at all!”

Tang Ximen’s expression darkened. He pointed at Luo Ziping and yelled, “Leave! I don’t have such a heartless schoolmate!”

Everyone burst into laughter. The air was suffused with a boisterous atmosphere.

Liu Qianhuan poured herself some fine wine and took a small sip. A carefree smile also spread across her face as she looked at the lively scenes before her.

She never would’ve imagined that her whimsical suggestion to An Lin would materialize into tonight’s spirited and harmonious scenes.

“Huan Huan, a toast to you. Here’s to our Sword Pavilion becoming strong and prosperous!” A long-haired beauty smiled as she walked over.

Liu Qianhuan looked up and saw that it was Xin Zhu. She was a close friend who had come here to cultivate with her after graduating from the Heavenly Court.

Liu Qianhuan smiled and clinked glasses with Xin Zhu. “Don’t worry, our Sword Pavilion will definitely surpass the Heavenly Sword Sect in the future!”

After saying this, Liu Qianhuan drained her wine glass.