Chapter 303
Chapter 303: Chapter 302: You Can’t be a fat otaku or a baldy
Translator: 549690339
“Cousin, do you want to chew betel nut?”In the corridor outside the door, his little cousin skillfully handed him a piece of betel nut.
Pu Yunchuan waved his hand, and the other party smiled. He bit the betel nut into his mouth and instantly dyed his teeth purple and red, pu Yunchuan frowned when he saw this. “Kid, you’re already drinking betel nut and smoking at such a young age. Are you trying to go to heaven? Are You…”
“Cousin, look at what you’re saying. When were you not naughty when you were young? At your age, you don’t even have the energy to be naughty. Look at how little hair you have now…”. “…”. Huh? Cousin… … your hair volume seems to be a little higher than last year. You’re not as bald as before “…”
“Is that so?”Pu Yunchuan touched his hair and immediately reacted. He quickly said angrily, “When did you become bald? It’s just that your hairline is a little higher. It’s still very early for you to become bald, okay?”
Just as he was speaking, his phone suddenly rang. The Voice of the ancient Phoenix Legend immediately became loud and clear.
When his younger cousin heard the voice, his face twitched. “Cousin, quickly change your ringtone. My mom found you a blind date… you’re… Too Low…”
“What do you know… Mature men all listen to the legend of the Phoenix…”Pu Yunchuan rolled his eyes at him and answered the phone. “Who is it?”
“Fatty, the Knight Academy test has begun. Where are you? Why aren’t you online yet?”
“Uh…”Pu Yunchuan was stunned, and then he whispered, “I’m at a relative’s house. It’s a little inconvenient. Can We slow down the plot?”
“Slow down how?”The dog brother on the other end of the phone rolled his eyes and said, “Do you think it’s your family’s single-player game?”? “Slow down? If you don’t go online and get your name crossed out, this mission of yours will be considered a failure. Let me tell you, if we who do long-term missions fail, we will really lose everything. When we go back, there will be a few farms and ranches open. We still have to move bricks!”
“Don’t… help me think of a way to stall for time first. I will immediately find a machine to go online…”Pu Yunchuan immediately became anxious when he heard that they had to continue moving bricks, as the first batch of veteran players, if they managed to survive by moving bricks, wouldn’t that be as miserable as reality?
If they couldn’t even act cool in the game, then what was the meaning of life?
Thinking of this, Pu Yunchuan hurriedly asked, “Little cousin, do you have a virtual machine at home?”
“I do have one… It was originally in my sister’s room, but I have to decorate my new room in my sister’s room. Now it’s in my grandmother’s room…”
“Okay, okay, okay, it’s good that you have one… take me there quickly…”Pu Yunchuan said quickly.
“Cousin, are you going to play games now?”The younger cousin suddenly looked strange and reminded him, “The girlfriend that mom introduced to you will arrive at the battlefield in about ten minutes…”
“I’m going online to do a mission, and I’ll be out soon…”Pu Yunchuan said quickly.
It seemed that his cousin didn’t have a girlfriend just because of his looks… “…”. His little cousin thought to himself.
The two of them walked into Grandma’s room and saw the virtual machine placed in the middle. Pu Yunchuan’s eyes lit up and he quickly plugged in the power and sat inside.
“The size is a little small…”Pu Yunchuan immediately frowned and said.
“Nonsense, isn’t it…”his little cousin immediately rolled his eyes. This virtual machine was bought by his elder sister. Of course, the size was tailor-made for her. If she felt that it was too loose, would she be able to marry off?
“By the way, what game does my cousin play?”The younger cousin asked curiously when he saw that his elder cousin was so obsessed that he didn’t even care about blind dates.
“Galaxy…”Pu Yunchuan verified the game’s fingerprint and said.
“Galaxy? Elder brother, you have an account?”The younger cousin was instantly energized.
“You know this game?”Pu Yunchuan was stunned.
“Who doesn’t know about it now? This godly game has been spreading like crazy on the Internet. I’ve long discovered it. Now, there are only 2,000 seats left in the queue…”
“That’s not bad…”Pu Yunchuan first nodded, but then he suddenly thought of something and hurriedly said, “Uh… No… You’re only 13 years old. You Can’t enter the virtual world, right?”
The country clearly stipulated that minors were not allowed to enter the virtual world…
“Eh… There’s always a way…”his little cousin smiled and said.
Pu Yunchuan immediately curled his lips when he heard that. He could not help but sigh that children nowadays were really good. What should have been enjoyed by adults were now enjoyed in advance, such as betel nuts, and girlfriends…
“How’s cousin doing in Galaxy?”His little cousin asked curiously.
“I’m not kidding you…”at the mention of this, Pu Yunchuan finally found a trace of his dignity as a brother and said proudly, “Who in the game doesn’t know that I’m the first brother g to eat Elf Sex?”
“The origin of all evil mentioned in the Elven Forum, G, you’re too beautiful, is that you, cousin?”The younger cousin suddenly felt a sense of respect, even more shocked than knowing that the other party was an 11-year-old player.
“Shh, keep a low profile!”Pu Yunchuan immediately laughed proudly.
As soon as he finished speaking, a familiar electronic voice sounded, “Respected player: g, you’re too beautiful, Hello, you’ve logged into the game and will enter the game interface in ten seconds, please don’t move.”.
“Eh?”The younger cousin at the side was suddenly stunned, why did he feel that his cousin’s body was glowing?
Could it be… This was the legendary aura of pretentiousness?
That’s not right… ? … This F * cking light seemed to be real. Could it be that there was a problem with the virtual machine?
The younger cousin quickly stood up and said, “Hey, cousin, you…”before he could finish his sentence, a strong light flashed, and Pu Yunchuan disappeared from the game cabin. …
His little cousin was stunned on the spot with a dumbfounded expression…
What… was going on?
..
On the other side, a middle-aged woman who looked 60-70% like his little cousin was leading a mother and daughter along the way.
“What do you think your nephew does?”The mother asked curiously.
“I think he works in computer software, and his salary is quite high. 10-20 thousand a month…”the woman who was obviously his little cousin’s mother immediately helped her nephew put in a good word.
“A programming ape?”The girl behind him asked.
The girl looked more delicate and belonged to the small family type. This kind of girl was obviously liked by the adults.
“It seems to be…”her aunt nodded.
The girl immediately frowned slightly when she heard that. She was obviously a little disappointed.
This was not because she was prejudiced against the programming ape profession… … But… The women in this world were prejudiced against the job of a program ape… …
After all, they had a greasy reputation. Most of them were either fat otakus or bald. There were very few high-quality products left in this world…
In the dating world, their teachers were the only class. The nature of their work was respected. Their working environment was relatively simple, and they had more holidays. They were not as busy as other jobs, and they had a lot of time to take care of their families, they could be said to be the most popular type on the market.
Compared to them, doctors and civil servants could only be in second place, but compared to men, the programmers were clearly in fifth place!
Their status was slightly higher than that of brick-moving, and lower than that of the excavators and New Oriental chefs who graduated from Lanxiang… …
In comparison, they were almost as unpopular as the female saleswomen or female public relations.
Seeing the expression on the woman’s face, her aunt secretly panicked, she quickly said, “But my nephew is relatively honest and has a gentle personality. He never throws a tantrum. He usually saves money. After working for a few years, he keeps his money in the bank. He’s the type of person who lives at home the most, and…”. As she spoke, her aunt whispered, “His father’s old house has just been demolished. He lost a few houses and two big business fronts. He’s the only son in his family.” “…”
“This…”the mother’s eyes lit up, and the girl’s expression turned a little better.
It sounded like the conditions were not bad… … Although the program ape was greasy, its salary was also high. With so many houses and fronts, it was still a good choice to take a look… … But the prerequisite could not be a fat otaku… … or bald… …