Chapter 1034: "Smelly Elves"
Chapter 1034: “Smelly Elves”
“Fishy smell? Dangerous elf? I think uncles and aunties like you who barge into my welcoming party are more dangerous than my Axelle.”
Ainsley stepped out from Jake’s shadow and completely showed her face to the group of elves.
Only then did the elves look at her and realize that the kid who wore Code-L’s cat version pajama was actually the real Ainsley…
That purple hair was too striking even when it was hidden under the hoodie.
Oh, God. Did the two kids exchange pajama themes or something? Cosplaying as each other?
Before the elf guard could react, Ainsley already looked at him with a sweet smile.
“Uncle elf, speaking of smelly…I think you guys are more smelly…”
The elves sweated hard under Code-L’s majestic aura, after all.
Even if the legend said that elves’ sweat smelled good, Ainsley still deliberately pinched her nose and wrinkled her eyebrows.
“So smelly, ah, uncle. You are sweating so hard…I think the fishy smell should come from you and your friends?”
Ainsley sounded gentle and sweet. Even her charm aura had already spread quietly among the elves.
But the elves were too distracted to even notice her charm aura.
This was the first time that someone had told them on their face…
The elves can also be smelly.
Especially if they smelled like dirt and sh*t from the forest.
The elf guard had a blank face for a moment. His brain circuit just crashed, and he really couldn’t think at all.
Did a human kid just tell him that he stinks? His sweat is smelly?
As if to confirm Ainsley’s words, a boy in a purple hoodie covering almost his face suddenly jumped in front of the elf guard and yelled.
“Ewww! Stinky old men! My fairy race also has a sensitive nose. I can smell your stinky sweat from miles away!”
The boy around Finley’s age who suddenly jumped out in front of everyone was none other than Evan’s little fairy…
Percival.
At this moment, Evan’s eyes widened as he saw his little fairy disappearing from his pocket and turned into his human-sized state.
Percival is a royal fairy.
He can look like an ordinary human boy.
But that pair of purple mist-like wings…
Everyone present was too dumbfounded to react.
How come there was suddenly a royal fairy in front of everyone?
The fairies were usually shy and only wanted to appear in front of their close people.
Thus, not everyone has seen a fairy up to this day.
In just less than an hour, they had met two legendary fantasy figures in fairytales.
Even Ainsley was taken aback when she saw the naughty fairy suddenly appearing in front of her like that.
Percival’s voice was loud, but his tone of voice was full of a boy’s playfulness.
Of course, his words weren’t as playful as his tone…
It was extremely insulting to the elves.
This was the first time Ainsley ever saw a human-sized fairy other than Finnie, her fairy friend.
Not to mention that she saw Percival casually showing off his unique wings under everyone’s eyes.
The baby instantly fell into deep thoughts.
Didn’t Fin say that royal fairies only show their wings when they’re in their human-sized state to people close to them?
…how come Percival didn’t abide by the rule?
Ainsley wanted to continue thinking about Percival’s wings, but Percival didn’t give her a chance to be distracted.
The usually quiet and mysterious fairy suddenly jumped up and down in front of the elves like a naughty child.
“A group of morons claiming to be pure-blooded elves. Only royal elves can be truly pure-blood. Don’t you know that?”
Percival wasn’t a racist and never discriminated against half-blood or people with impure blood.
Anyway, he had lived in the human continent for years and the humans actually liked mixed-blood people because they’re usually prettier or more handsome in general.
But this didn’t apply to other non-human races with a traditional mindset such as the elves.
Although the world was already a modern world, the elves still retained their way of living for centuries.
They lived in tree houses. Their clothes were all traditional elf designs, and none of them wore modern designs.
The elves only used modern technology on their weapons.
Still, they were old-minded, and the racism trait was there, especially toward other races and half-blood elves.
But in this era where many races lived together in peace, how many lives were truly pure-blooded elves?
Only the royal elves were pure blood elves.
Other elves, including the nobles, had more or less another bloodline in their veins. Although thin, it was there.
These nobles also knew about the unspoken secret of nowadays’ elven society.
But no one ever slapped them with the truth right in front of their faces!
Not to mention, it was in front of a bunch of humans!
The elf leader was so angry that his fair face turned blue, red, white, and then black. He almost looked like a disco lamp.
“Y-you! Stinky fairy– stay away from our business!” The elf guard yelled in the fairy language.
Nowadays elves also had to learn other races’ languages, especially one of the 7 biggest races’…the fairies.
The fairies were said to be the guardians of this world, while the winged people, a.k.a the celestial, were the guards and discipline committee under the fairies.
This is why the elves also had to learn a bit about the fairy’s language and the fairies also learned local human languages, international human languages, and some elven languages.
Percival spoke in an elven language before, but since the elf leader could talk about the fairy language, he immediately lifted his chin and snorted.
“What? Do you think this isn’t my business?”
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