Chapter 933 - 952: Marketing Essay
Chapter 933: Chapter 952: Marketing Essay
Chapter 952: Promotional Copy
[And then! And then what? I want to see what happens next!]
Urged by the crowd, the OP posted again. [I originally wanted to give the food I managed to snatch to my goddess.]
[But I was just so curious about what kind of thing could make her love it that much, so I took a bite.]
— ?
— Took a bite? Just *one* bite?
— If you actually "tasted" it, it definitely wasn’t just one bite.
[Yeah... after that first bite, I felt it would be highly inappropriate to give my goddess half-eaten food. So, I decided to finish it myself and give her the next portion I managed to snatch.]
[But when I snatched it the next time, I accidentally ate it all again.]
— ...
— You aren’t very sincere about wooing your goddess, are you?
[Fortunately, we ended up chatting about food once. I casually chimed in, and she realized I was able to snatch food during every single stream. She praised me and started asking me every day how to successfully snatch food from the livestream.]
[I was thrilled, so I taught her everything I knew. Finally, through continuous practice, my goddess also mastered the ultimate method for snatching food!]
— It’s over. OP is doomed.
— Hey, not necessarily! If it got pinned by the official mods, maybe it really is a sweet love story tied to Juju’s cooking! Hahaha.
— Right, don’t lose hope just yet.
— Sticking around! I want to know if OP ended up getting the girl in the end!
[Reality is the exact opposite of imagination. Once my goddess mastered my secret technique, she drifted further and further away from me... At that time, our research project disbanded too. I grew sadder and sadder, BOO-HOO-HOO.]
— Saw that coming.
— Who wouldn’t? You’re too young, kid. Anyway, OP, do you still have that secret food-snatching technique? If so, can you guarantee I’ll master it? Because I want to learn too!
— +1 to the user above.
[I gradually lost my will to go on.]
— Don’t be depressed, bro. There are plenty of sweet shrimp in the sea, so why get hung up on a single flower?
— What’s yours is yours, and you can’t force what isn’t.
— The goddess is great, but you two just aren’t meant to be.
[Later on, by a stroke of luck, I acquired a bottle of magical fragrance—]
The OP posted two paragraphs at once this time. [I had a feeling that if I sprayed on this fragrance, my goddess would definitely come back to me!! And sure enough, after I sprayed it and went to ask her out, she smelled the scent on me and hasn’t stopped messaging me since...]
— ?
— Wait, what is the direction of this story?? Is he selling something?
— A salesman!?
Countless comments surged forth as numerous people realized they had been duped. They began tagging the forum administrators, asking if the account had been hacked. Why else would they pin this kind of post?
Right at this moment, the OP—currently under mass attack—reappeared. He dropped a few chat screenshots that appeared to be a conversation with his goddess.
[Goddess: What exact fragrance did you spray? It smells so good! It’s so mesmerizing—]
[OP: I sprayed the newly released Red-Braised Gugu Meat-themed fragrance by Xinxue Fragrances. This fragrance is a ninety-nine percent replica of the food streamer Juju’s red-braised Gugu meat aroma. It doesn’t just whet the appetite, it also has an uplifting, revitalizing effect. Do you like it, my goddess?]
[Goddess: ! I want to buy it!]
[OP: Click the link below to purchase the latest edition of the Xinxue Red-Braised Gugu Meat Fragrance.]
[Goddess: Buy buy buy buy!]
— ???
— ???
— What am I looking at? Is this real?
— So this isn’t a spam account, it’s an official account?
— What the??
— Wait, is this really an advertorial post?
— Does it matter if it’s a promotional post? What even is this thing? Fragrance? Perfume? Red-braised Gugu meat-scented perfume?!