Chapter 1223 - Brother, Be Careful, This Is Really Amazing
Chapter 1223: Brother, Be Careful, This Is Really Amazing
“Jiang Yuning invented this,” Nian Xi tittered. “I’ve tried it. It’s amazing.”
She introduced the functions of the watch; whoever heard her was stunned.
“Seriously?” Nian Junting couldn’t believe it. “Let me try…”
“Brother, be careful. This thing is really amazing. It can even detect sexual dysfunction and deficiency of the kidneys,” said Nian Xi seriously.
Nian Junting’s handsome face instantly grew dark. “What do you mean?” he said. “Do you think I have sexual dysfunction and deficiency of the kidneys? If I have those, where did Apple come from? Why did your sister-in-law get married to…”
Before he could finish, a piece of meat was thrust into his mouth that made him stop talking.
The oily meat made him want to vomit. He glared at Luosang.
“We wouldn’t think of you as a mute if you stayed quiet,” Luosang said to him.
Nian Junting had no choice but to swallow the meat.
“It’s all right. I just want you to know that people who have those conditions, who don’t want others to know, shouldn’t try the watch, because they might be embarrassed. It can even detect menstruation.
Hearing her words, some people at the table fell silent.
At last, Nian Qingyun reached out his arm and said, “I don’t believe it. Let me try. I am perfectly healthy.”
Nian Junting handed him the watch. Nian Qingyun put it on, and after about ten seconds, the watch reported —’Gastrointestinal secretion of digestive fluid decreased, intestinal tension and peripheries weakened, abdominal and pelvic floor muscle weakness, anal and internal sphincter weakened, gastrocolic reflex weakened, rectal sensitivity decreased, food stays in the intestine too long, excessive absorption of water cause constipation.’
People didn’t quite understand the first part of the report, but after hearing the last few words, they burst into laughter.
Nian Qingyun’s entire face reddened. “It’s wrong,” he said.
“Brother, it’s not wrong.” Nian Qingshan laughed. “Haven’t you been complaining about that a lot lately?”
Nian Qingyun glared at him.
“Dad, it’s okay,” Luosang hurriedly said. “It’s nothing. It’s just constipation. We can all have that some times. I’m having that problem now.”
The sulky look on Nian Qingyun’s face eased slightly when he heard Luosang’s words. Then, the watch continued reporting —’It is recommended that the elderly eat more grains containing crude fiber, vegetables, fruits, and beans, drink more water, at least 1,500ml of water every day, especially a cup of warm water every morning or before meals, which can effectively prevent constipation.’
“Who’s elderly? I’m not even turning sixty yet. I can even fight in a war now!” Nian Qingyun angrily stood up, quickly took off the watch and handed it back to Nian Junting. “This watch is talking complete nonsense.”
“It’s not saying that you’re sixty,” said Jiang Yuning. “After all, the watch can’t tell your exact age. It’s saying that your digestion system is almost like that of a sixty-year-old person. It means you need to adjust your diet to better the condition of your digestion system.”
It rarely happened, but Grandpa Nian nodded to agree this time. “Qingyun, you do need to be careful with your diet. You like oily food too much, and you have meals outside all the time. Also, you drink a lot. This watch is good indeed.”
Nian Qingyun put on a long face and fell into silence.
If he knew that the watch could diagnose constipation, he would never put it on.
“Does anyone else want to try?” Nian Xi raised her brows.
Nian Qingshan hurriedly waved his hands and said, “No, no.”
Nian Xi said smilingly, “So everyone seems to have some secret little health problems. Brother, aren’t you gonna try it? Didn’t you say that you want to try?”
Nian Junting hurriedly put a hand on his forehead and said, “Your sister-in-law made me eat a piece of fat meat just now. I feel so sick. I need to rest, or I might throw up.”