Chapter 95 - The Lord’s Mouth Is a Liar!
Chapter 95: The Lord’s Mouth Is a Liar!
“It’s 1.4 million likes now, which means 14,000 square kilometers. The range is too small.”
Lin Ye mumbled and opened the trading map.
Note: If the trading map encompasses your relatives or friends you added, your chat history with them will light up.
Alright, it didn’t light up. The chat history with his parents and sister was all dark.
“If the first time is the most effective, I’ll have to go big!”
Lin Ye was determined.
He spent another 4,000 Zombie Souls and pinned another four messages.
“Friends from all over the world, it doesn’t matter whether you like me or criticize me. There’s an old saying in my country. When you’re out, you walk on a path and the people you make are friends. Everyone, vote for me and we will be friends.”
“To tell you the truth, the number of likes is related to the range of the market. From now on, I will put up equipment or Zombie Souls on the market page every three seconds.”
“If you want to see what equipment there is, you can fast forward to the end of the video. All the equipment that I would give out is on the ground. The rich have to make others rich as well. As long as I have food, I will not let everyone starve.”
“Of course, the market trading can only be done within my territory’s range. Doing something small will allow you to obtain excellent equipment on a first come first serve basis.”
Four consecutive pinned messages shocked many people until they were dizzy.
Coincidentally, the video also captured the blue tier equipment that fell all over the ground. Among them was a few purple tier equipment too.
Eddie: “God, so much equipment. Is he really giving it all away?”
Jin Chilao: “No, I don’t believe it. He’s lying!”
Zhang Aili: “Boss Lin Ye, I’ve given you a Like. Hurry up and distribute the goods. I’ve already found dozens of small stones and am ready to shoot them!”
Ivanov: “Secretly gathering information here. If you have any friends who have gotten it, please let me know! (Sly.jpg)”
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Lin Ye replied, “Do it immediately.”
“My lord, are you sure you want to do the giveaway now? My elaborate scam hasn’t even played yet,” Dong Wei said aggrievedly.
“Let’s see how it goes. Give them out first. These fellows are all people who don’t shoot until they see a rabbit. If we don’t give them some benefits, they’ll be stubborn.”
Lin Ye sneered and directly bought one year’s worth of Common Marketplace and Selectable Marketplace.
Soon, the profile picture on the market page lit up, and the words ‘Level 1 Member’ appeared.
“Alright, you win I guess!”
Lin Ye was speechless and dispelled his distracting thoughts.
His gaze landed on the choices on the market page.
After thinking for a moment, he ruled out Common Marketplace and opened Selectable Marketplace.
Set Trading Partners: Set trading probability of people who disliked the video as 0. Set trading probability of people who scolded me as 0. Set trading probability of people who were rude to my country as 0. Set trading probability of people from country A as 0. No, set the trading probability of foreigners to 0.
“Mm, that’s about it.”
Looking at the restrictions done up in the marketplace, Lin Ye nodded in satisfaction.
The corners of Zhang Bao’er, Dong Wei, Zhang Liang, and the others’ mouths twitched.
Indeed, the lord’s mouth was a lying one.
Just now, he was still talking about how he didn’t care about the past. What the f*ck, things like walking down the road and making friends. It was all an illusion.
Inside the minds of the native citizens.
Priest Gran, Chef Nicole, and Ranger Adelia looked at each other and smiled knowingly.
That’s right. This petty attitude was the lord they knew.
They were still wondering why their lord would do something so stupid like supporting the enemy, but now they understood.
“Why are you all looking at me?”
Lin Ye asked Tru to throw ten blue tier equipment into the market page as he turned his head to look at the few human citizens. He pursed his lips and said, “A bunch of rascals who have yet to enter society can’t even understand this insincere facade, and yet they are barking so arrogantly like dogs? They still expect me to give them equipment?”
“Tsk, overthinking people. I’d rather throw the equipment into a latrine than give them to these human scum. They don’t deserve to be humans!”
“Then, in your eyes, what are humans?” Zhang Bao’er raised her hand and asked curiously.
“Of course it’s those who are close to me. For example, everyone present. Those who are my enemies are not humans,” Lin Ye replied in all seriousness.
“…”
This answer, this logic.
Great, he did sound like a lord.
During the conversation, more than 10 Class 2 blue tier equipment were sent to the market page. There were both weapons and armor.
They were all trash that the soldiers had just taken off from not long ago.
“Holy sh*t, so fast!”
In less than 0.5 seconds, all the equipment disappeared.
In its place were more than ten small stones. A retarded guy actually threw a huge pebble in.
Lin Ye was so angry about his lack of principles that he blocked him.
“My lord, you need to remind the guys who got the equipment to advertise. That would be better…”
After a moment, Zhang Liang kept his eyes on the chat screen. When he saw that there was no movement in the public chat, he frowned.
“You reminded me.”
Lin Ye slapped his forehead and sent another message. “Everyone who has obtained the equipment, take a screenshot and send a message here to prove that I’m not lying!”
However, there were only a few responses and they were quickly drowned out by the flood of notifications.
“These guys!” Lin Ye scratched his head, a bit annoyed.
“My lord, some of them might not have a chance to speak.” The new tea master, Xue Xianyao, was smart and reminded him softly.
“How troublesome. Outsiders are just unreliable. I have to make the good reviews myself.”
Lin Ye was a little angry.
He opened the trading interface and change it to: If you are not my people, the trading probability will be 0.
“Our lord is wise!”
“Our lord is awesome!”
“Our lord is great! That’s a good idea, hahaha!”
Upon seeing this, everyone was elated.
This was how online merchants on Earth did things as well.
They would write the good reviews themselves since no one else would know anyway.
“Hurry up. There’s no need to save on Zombie Souls. Screenshot it from some distance and post it in the pinned messages on the world channel!”
Lin Ye hurriedly instructed.
At this moment, there were only two minutes left before the video ended.
And the number of likes he had was only 9 million. It was still far from what he wanted.
On his side, he was crazily stocking up the shelves!
Although people from the countries could not buy it, they could clearly see the equipment displayed on the market page.
Soon, the equipment disappeared one after another, proving that the goods had been purchased.
On the other side, Zhang Liang and the others organized the human lords that they had just captured. Under the baton threat of Tru, Xu Que, they took photos one after another and praised their lord on the world channel.
Liu Yue: “Five-star rating. Lord Lin Ye is generous. Long live Boss. This is the black iron longsword that I managed to grab.” screenshot.jpg
Zhang Chao: “Five-star rating. Boss is awesome. This is the Class 2 Blue Tier Bow and Arrow that I got. I’m going to take flight now, hahaha!” screenshot.jpg
Li Kang: “Five-star rating. Lord is a real man. I scolded him but still managed to get a Class 2 Blue tier weapon, Longsword. My lord, from now on, I will be your loyal fan.” screenshot.jpg
Qian Yuegeng: “Five-star rating. Lord Lin Ye’s promise is worth a thousand gold. This is the Class 3 New Moon Battleaxe that I grabbed. Big boss, I love you!” screenshot.jpg