Chapter 326 - The Older, The Less Manners
Chapter 326: The Older, The Less Manners
UCLA’s guard stopped Chen Zhao’s RV. “Stop, stop.”
Chen Zhao poked his head out. “What? I’m a teacher here. Why can’t I go in?”
The guard studied him. He had an impression of Chen Zhao. After all, he always came and went with a bunch of pets. It was hard not to remember him.
“Why are you driving this car to school? Where’s your car for everyday transportation?”
“This is my car,” Chen Zhao replied naturally.
“What? This is your car? You’re using an RV as a car?”
“Alright, please move. I have to park. If I can’t find a spot, I’ll park the car in the entrance!”
Faced with Chen Zhao’s threat, the guard could only surrender and move aside.
After Chen Zhao parked, Princess shook her fat butt and dragged Briar and Bramble out first. Then Black Ma and White Ma squeezed past the door. Obitos followed closely after.
They came out according to size.
“Chen, are you here yet?” Normans called to threaten him. “We’ve already been soaking in the water for half an hour. If you don’t come, I’m going to demand a refund.”
“Okay, okay. I got to the school, but I can’t find the pool. Can you take me there?”
“Are you stupid? There are so many people on campus. Just find someone to ask.”
Alright… Chen Zhao had to admit that this was a solution. However, no one dared to approach Chen Zhao with Princess beside him.
“Black Ma, go get someone.”
Black Ma zoomed away and bit a student’s shirt. The student almost pissed his pants.
Chen Zhao walked over. “Hey, don’t be scared. I just need to ask for directions.”
Princess sniffed the boy. He raised his hands up high, afraid that this huge beast would bite him.
“Can you make it go away?” The student’s legs turned to jello.
“It’s really impolite to make a lady move away from you.”
“S-sorry…”
“Okay, can you take me to the pool?”
“Can I refuse?”
Roar!
Princess’ roar was deafening. Chen Zhao hurriedly went to steady to the student so he didn’t fall to the ground.
“Okay, let’s go.”
Just then, Wright and some tall male professors walked over.
“Chen, how come it’s you?” Wright was shocked to see Chen Zhao.
She heard that someone brought a bear to school, so she brought some teachers over to kick the guy out. She didn’t expect that it would be Chen Zhao.
Wright looked behind Chen Zhao at the huge Princess. She was now more than 800 kilograms. Basically, Chen Zhao would supply as much food as needed, so she grew very quickly.
“Chen…what is that?”
“A bear,” Chen Zhao answered. “Her name is Princess.”
“Your pet?”
“Yeah.”
“Why did you bring it to school?”
“It’s more troublesome if no one’s home taking care of them, so I’m used to bringing them with me.”
“Are you sure it won’t hurt anyone.”
Princess’ claws were more than ten centimeters long. They were like small daggers hanging from her paw. It really looked terrifying. If Chen Zhao hadn’t been standing there, Wright would’ve definitely called the cops.
“I promise she won’t hurt anyone.”
Wright approached her carefully, still feeling scared inside. “Are you sure it won’t bite me?”
“Wright, you should trust me.”
“Fine.”
Wright finally walked to Princess and reached out to touch her. Princess suddenly stuck out her tongue and licked Wright’s palm.
Terrified, Wright snatched her hand back. Princess went forward and voluntarily rubbed against Wright. She gathered her courage again and petted Princess’ big head.
“Do you want to try sitting on her?” Chen Zhao suggested.
“What? Are you sure?” Wright was afraid but also excited.
“Of course. Briar, Bramble, come down. Let Granny sit.”
Chen Zhao went up. He picked Wright up bridal style and set her down on Princess’ back. After settling in, Wright completely got over her fear.
“A little slower,” Wright said and Princess slowed down. “It’s so smart. Can it understand what I’m saying?”
“Most of it,” Chen Zhao said.
“Where are you going?”
“Swimming pool.”
“For what?”
“I’m meeting friends there.” Chen Zhao patted the student beside him. “Okay, friend, you can go. Your principal will bring me there.”
The student wasn’t afraid anymore. Even Wright wasn’t afraid, so he had nothing to fear.
Sitting on Princess’ back, the old lady actually turned playful.
“Princess, you can speed up… A bit faster…faster… Yeah, just like this.”
Princess could reach 40 kilometers per hour when she ran. Of course, she was too heavy, so she couldn’t maintain that speed.
Wright enjoyed this unprecedented fast and furious feeling. All the students and teachers who passed by stared at Wright galloping on a bear. They felt that either the world had gone crazy or they had.
“Phew… Okay, okay, you can stop now.” Wright was thoughtful. She was only 40 kilograms, but bears weren’t beasts with great endurance. Their own weight was already a burden.
Princess lowered herself so Wright could get off.
“Good girl.” Wright patted Princess’ head. She loved Princess now. Seeing Chen Zhao walk over from the distance, Wright said, “Chen, can Princess be our school mascot?”
“What?”
“I want to print Princess’ profile on our school flag. And I hope it can come to our sports competition half a month later.”
Wright already decided that she wanted to ride Princess as her grand entrance.
This old lady loved attention. No one could stop her.
Of course, each school competed with each other. Not only did they compete in academics and athletics, but the principals also competed with each other.
Their everyday conversations were along the lines of, “I shot a boar in the mountain today. Tomorrow, I’m going to ace golf.”
Anyway, the older they got, the less willing they were to admit defeat.
Wright already decided that she would ride Princess and show off before those other old guys.
They might be respected and serious senior scholars in their own fields, but when they went wild, the youngsters couldn’t even compare.
The University of California once had a beast domestication major just because a principal was humiliated by an old friend.