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Song Shuhang had just ordered a ‘mecha-transforming’ immortal boat. When it arrived, should he install this core on it, and see if a manifestation would be condensed from the immortal boat?

If the experiment was successful, then his immortal boat would become even more interesting.

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He could have it take his place in chatting with the group.

And when it was needed, he simply needed to call it, and it would come flying over as it transformed into a 9-seater minivan.

And in places where nobody would see it, it could transform into a giant mecha. Add some weapons to it, and it would possess considerable combat power.

If the manifestation could open the Inner World, it would be even more interesting. It would be tantamount to having an extra clone.

Actually, Song Shuhang had another bold idea in mind—could this ‘pet-shaped manifestation core’, in addition to being installed on inanimate objects, be installed on living creatures as well?

For example, what would happen if he placed it on Doudou?

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He would not tell this idea to others for the time being.

He planned on first looking for an ordinary puppy or kitten to test it out.

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The scholar asked, “By the way, little friend Shuhang, do you have a free room here? I need to meditate for a while to figure out how to upgrade my life-bound magical treasure.”

When he received the Eighth Stage dog tooth from Song Shuhang, he couldn’t help but think of many possible ways to level up his life-bound magical treasure.

These flashy plans were precious epiphanies. He wanted to write them down while they were still fresh in his mind so that he could reference them when the time came for him to upgrade his life-bound magical treasure.

Song Shuhang smiled, and said, “No problem, the whole building is empty right now. You can stay in any room you want.”

If the scholar wanted to stay, he would certainly welcome the other party wholeheartedly~

If Dharma King Creation really came to surprise him, at least there would be one more person to share the experience with him.

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“Thank you, little friend.” The scholar grabbed the Eighth Stage dog tooth. After entering Medicine Master’s building, he chose a room at random, laid down layers of formations, and rushed to enter a state of meditation.

After receiving the scholar into the house, Song Shuhang closed the door and returned to his room.

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There, Doudou was sitting on the ground, his whole body still convulsing. He had controlled two characters by himself, and his level of control was quite good. Surprisingly, it looked like the game boss would be overwhelmed if this continued.

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Song Shuhang asked, “Do you need me to take over?”

“There’s no need, just watch me defeat this boss in one breath while I control two characters by myself! Woof, woof, woof, I will definitely be able to do it. Aaaah!” Doudou let out a hot-blooded cry.

He seemed to have fallen in love with the feeling of controlling two characters on his own.

“All right.” Song Shuhang smiled, turned on the phone, and sent a private message to Northern River’s Loose Cultivator. “Senior Northern River, are you there?”

“Yes, what’s the matter?” It was the ever-online Northern River, who was almost never offline all 365 days a year.

Song Shuhang asked, “Senior Northern River, I wanted to confirm something with you. The pronunciation of Senior Scholar’s name is similar to Drunken Moone, right?”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator confirmed, “Mm-hm, I have recorded a few homophonic sounds here, including the Drunken Soon, Drunken Mown, and Drunken Goon… So that should be the right pronunciation.”

Song Shuhang: “But… the scholar came to me today, and he said that his daoist name isn’t ‘Drunken Moone’, but ‘Drunken Sun’. I even confirmed it twice.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Drunken what?”

Song Shuhang: “Drunken Sun, I heard it clearly. He was very certain that it was ‘Sun’.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “🤦‍♂️ This day has finally come. The scholar has forgotten his own daoist name.”

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Song Shuhang: “That’s what I was thinking as well.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Change the remark for his daoist name, and add ‘Drunken Sun’ at the end of ‘Drunken Moone’. Let’s call him ‘Drunken Sun’ for now. I hope that he doesn’t remember it wrongly again.”

Song Shuhang: “That’s a good way to deal with it. Right, Senior Northern River, after I fell unconscious last time, did everyone place a formation in my body?”

“Haha, yeah. Senior Yellow Mountain was worried that you might accidentally blow up again, so he united us fellow daoists of the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ to set up a sealed defensive formation on your body.” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator suddenly thought of something. “Wait… F*ck, have you ascended to the Sixth Stage?”

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“No, I’m still in the Fifth Stage Realm. However, when I got another golden core, the formation placed in my body disappeared.” Song Shuhang burst into tears.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “…”

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Song Shuhang asked, “Senior Northern River, can you set up that formation again?”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Explode, Shuhang!”

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Song Shuhang: “…”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “That formation was a seal placed on you after the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group combined their powers and worked under the lead of Senior White and Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue. After the Immortal Feast, the fellow daoists already went back to their respective homes, so if you want us to set up the formation again, it will be very difficult. Shuhang, pay attention to your safety when you practice.”

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Song Shuhang: “I see, thank you, Senior Northern River.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “However, for the formation to have broken after you got another golden core means that you are now at the level of a Sixth Stage True Monarch. Perhaps… the hidden danger of self-destruction is no longer a problem. If you’ve got time, ask a senior to do a check-up on you.”

“That makes sense.” Song Shuhang’s eyes lit up.

Perhaps the self-destruction hazard was gone?

When he thought about this, Song Shuhang felt relieved.

After finishing the call with Northern River’s Loose Cultivator, Song Shuhang turned his head and looked at Doudou.

Doudou had already steamrolled the boss, and he let out a long breath of relief. “Awesome!”

Song Shuhang said, “Good job.”

Doudou asked, “Shuhang, say, do you think my tail would be able to control a device on its own, allowing me to control three characters at once?”

Song Shuhang replied, “If you can have two tails, then perhaps it’s possible.”

Doudou said, “Let me think about it. Phoenix Slayer can grow several tails, what reason is there that I can’t do so as well?”

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“…” Song Shuhang.

Maybe the fact that you’re an entirely different species from Senior Phoenix Slayer?

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At Phoenix Slayer’s immortal cave…

Young Master Phoenix Slayer pinched his chin, staring at a pan in a daze.

The pan was round, and it looked great.

After hesitating for a long time, Young Master Phoenix Slayer made a light leap, and his figure shrank rapidly in mid-air, and he shrank to the size of a cat in the blink of an eye.

He landed steadily in the pan, and sat on it with a satisfied expression on his face.

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Young Master Phoenix Slayer softly said, “I’ve found my new meditation posture. I will be using this to replace the futon. I feel that my meditation speed should be able to increase by two percent. Before that silly Doudou ascends to the Fifth Stage, I must at least reach the level of transcending the heavenly tribulation of the Sixth Stage, or even directly ascend the Sixth Stage.”

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Young Master Phoenix Slayer wanted Doudou to know that even if it ascended to the Fifth Stage, he would always hold it down by half a stage, and he would still be Doudou’s nemesis.

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Night fell. The moon was bright, and the stars were scarce.

At this time, Little Ke, the shop operator in charge of the immortal boat Song Shuhang had ordered, sent another message. “Senior Yellow Mountain, are you still online?”

Song Shuhang replied, “I’m here.”

Right, didn’t they say that the express delivery would arrive today? It’s already deep into the night now.

Is the express delivery coming now?

“It’s great that you’re still online. Your express delivery will arrive soon. Please be prepared to receive it.” Fairy Little Ke sent a smiley face.

Song Shuhang asked, “How do I receive it? Will it be by flying sword? Or will it be delivered by other means?”

It was already so late, so it couldn’t be an ordinary express delivery, right? Previously, he had been wondering if he would meet Sima Jiang today, who might fly over to make the delivery.

Fairy Little Ke said, “Ah, right, I almost forgot to tell Senior Yellow Mountain. Senior, would you please turn on your computer and plug in the network cable?”

“?” Song Shuhang.

Plug the network cable into the computer and receive the delivery?

Wait…

Fairy Little Ke, you aren’t actually sending me an immortal boat in a game, right?

The design was ready in the morning, it was manufactured on the same day, and it could even arrive at night.

Could it be that Little Ke was really sending him over an immortal boat in the game?

Song Shuhang said, “Fairy Little Ke, I ordered a real immortal boat, the kind to be used in real life.”

Little Ke replied, “Senior Yellow Mountain, don’t worry. The new delivery person from our side is quickly approaching, but he needed to confirm the location with you through the Internet.”

So that’s what it was.

Song Shuhang nodded.

He turned his head. Doudou was tired from playing, and was eating dog food while watching a TV series.

Song Shuhang brought his computer over, then got the network cable, and connected it to the computer. He then logged in to the Huipo No. 1111 Game Equipment Trading Platform to contact Little Ke.

“Alright, I have already used the computer to go online.” Song Shuhang sent a message to Little Ke.

“I’ve received it. Senior Yellow Mountain, please don’t disconnect from the Internet at this time.” Fairy Little Ke sent a smiley face.

Song Shuhang replied, “Okay.”

He had just finished typing this word, and suddenly there was a soft bang from his modem.

It seemed that sparks were coming from the modem.

Was there a short circuit?

It couldn’t be, could it? He had just promised Fairy Little Ke that he would remain connected to the Internet, yet the modem exploded as soon as he turned his head?

Just as Song Shuhang was in thought, a beam of current was ejected from the network cable.

It was described as an electric current, but it did not cause paralysis or any harm. It seemed to only be energy that was in the shape of an electric current.

Electricity continuously gushed out from the network cable, and condensed and formed by Song Shuhang’s side.

Doudou, who was watching a movie in the distance, went over in his monster dog form and stayed behind Song Shuhang, staring at the current.

Soon, the current condensed into a human form.

When Song Shuhang saw it, he felt a little pressure—this figure was exactly the same as the ‘ancient language tutor’ he had in the Learning God System, the one who constantly used electric balls to electrocute him.

The humanoid figure smiled, and said, “Hello, are you Mister Yellow Mountain and Doudou? Your express delivery has arrived.”

She looked at the location of the living room. “Can you clear the space for the express delivery?”

Song Shuhang nodded stiffly, pushing away the sofa in the living room, and trying to make enough space.

The humanoid figure stretched out her hand to reveal a magical treasure on her arm. It was a spatial magical treasure. When she turned her hand on the magical treasure, a container fell out.

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“The express delivery has arrived. I wish Mister Yellow Mountain a happy day. Please remember to give me a good review.” After saying that, she went into the network cable again and disappeared.

“…” Song Shuhang.

Doudou asked, “Is this the real life version of ‘coming out of the screen to punch you’?”

Doudou’s words reminded Song Shuhang of something. If he did not leave this electric current girl a good review, would she actually crawl through the Internet to punch him?

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