Am I A God?

“What actually happened?”

“Who hit me?”

“Who am I hitting?”

“Where am I?”

“Where is the enemy?”

During the battle of the school compound, Fu Mi, Zhao Xue, and the House of Cats’ eleven feline girls were all fighting in the dark. Nobody had any idea what was happening.

At this moment, everyone stopped to ascertain if their enemies had been defeated.

The next instant, Ah Yuan was dragged along the ground by the psychokinesis of Zhao Xue. Her action was countered by the eleven feline girls from the House of Cats and they activated their Psychokinesis to grab Ah Yuan.

“D*mn, they are still here.” Zhao Xue frowned.

One of the feline girls from the House of Cats yelled, “Fu Mi, you can’t escape, come out.”

Fu Mi retorted, “Even if I come out, you won’t be able to capture me. Release Ah Yuan and the rest.”

“We will release them if you come out!”

“Release them first then I will come out!”

The two of them bickered as though they were little kids. Maybe they were still kids… Zhao Xue rolled her eyes and thought, “The feline girls from the House of Cats have borrowed similar Spirit superpower to ours, so they are untouchable state and yet able to activate psychokinesis.”

“This is getting tricky.”

Zhao Xue would not be so worried if both sides were unable to hit each other. However, they had been caught by surprise. Ah Yuan, Yellow Bro, Ah Zhe, and Shui Yao were knocked unconscious on the floor and restrained by their opponent’s psychokinesis.

This meant that the enemy had hostages. Even if Zhao Xue and Fu Mi escaped, they would have captured four of their companions and the House of Cats would have won half the battle.

Meanwhile, Fu Mi and the feline girl from the other side were bickering furiously.

Fu Mi taunted, “You fool, why did you help Professor Xu? He is a villain. He caused us to be like this!”

The opposing feline girl retorted scornfully, “What is so bad about us? We are stronger, prettier and more intelligent. We are far superior to humans!”

Fu Mi hollered in anger, “What about those who died?”

“Professor Xu is able to resurrect them.” The opposing feline girl continued, “They are only brain dead and Professor Xu has been trying to resurrect them. As long as we have more resources,, more experiments and consolidate both our powers to gather more resources, Professor Xu will definitely be successful. Professor Xu will make us even prettier with bigger busts, longer legs and slimmer faces…”

Xiaoyu asked excitedly, “Really?”

Fu Mi reprimanded angrily, “Xiaoyu! How can you believe them?”

The opposing feline girl sneered and said, “Why shouldn’t we believe him? If we don’t believe an inventor of the cat transformation medicine, who has a doctorate and is a talented genius, should we believe a brat like you, who has not even graduated from junior high school?”

“Ah! This is infuriating!!”

Pandemonium erupted in the room once again. No matter how they fought, there were no casualties. All their valiant efforts were in vain.

As both sides engaged in the meaningless battle, Fish Ball and Husky gathered at the wall surrounding the school.

Fish Ball asked, “Noodle, what are you searching for?”

Noodle walked along the base of the wall sniffing here and there. While searching, he said, “Looking for a dog hole, we cannot wait like fools outside and be in the dark. We have to get closer, observe them at close proximity in order to collect intelligence.”

Fish Ball said, “Huh? I don’t see the need.” He looked at his body and said, “I am such an adorable kitten, normal kids will go crazy if they see me. Wait until Xiaoyu leaves, we shall enter directly.”

Noodle frowned with disdain. Abruptly, his ears perked up and his eyes brightened. “Found it, over here.” He dug out a dog hole from the bushes and squirmed headfirst into it.

Fish Ball looked at the struggling buttocks of Husky, licked his paws and said, “Are you alright? Quickly go inside.”

“There is a small problem.” Noodle pushed with all his might and his face became solemn. “I think I am stuck.”

“Ah?” Fish Ball was unhappy. He stepped on Noodle’s backside and said, “Get off, let me go in.”

“No…” Noodle said nervously, “I think I can neither go in nor come out.”

“Stupid dog.” Fish Ball kicked Noodles’ backside viciously a few more times before saying, “Told you not to eat so much. Now you are so obese that you can’t get into a dog hole.”

“Wait.” Noodle said, “I haven’t pooped today. After pooping, I will be able to fit inside.”

Fish Ball rolled his eyes and said, “Hurry up.”

“Don’t say a word.” Noodle said, “This requires utmost concentration. I cannot be distracted.”

As they were conversing, tens of cats’ heads popped out from the rooftop of the opposite building. Their leader, Matcha, looked at Noodle and Fish Ball, who were at the corner of the wall, and yelled, “They are here. Everyone, follow me! Catch that Fish Ball and get back our money!”

Meow! The group of supercats replied in unison. They leaped down from the building with the aid of the breeze and rushed towards Fish Ball and Noodle.

Fish Ball and Noodle were puzzled. Noodle asked bewilderedly, “What happened? Why are there so many cat meows?”

Fish Ball turned back to look and he said in astonishment, “It is Matcha. He brought along a large group of cats who are charging towards us.”

“Quickly chase them away.” Noodle said in anxiety, “I feel like I am about to poop.”

Fish Ball smiled and waved his paw at Matcha. “Matcha, why are you here?”

“You dare to steal our Cao Gang’s money!” Matcha roared, “You are dead, Fish Ball!”

The cats behind echoed in unison, “You are dead, Fish Ball!”

Fish Ball was dumbstruck. “What the hell?” Seeing the gang approach with murderous intent, Fish Ball nervously kicked Noodle and hollered, “Silly dog, go in quickly!”

Noodle looked constipated expression as he said, “Don’t rush me… the more you rush, the harder it is.”

As Matcha and his gang were about ten meters away and Fish Ball was in a state of panic, a booming explosion rang.

The wall inside of which Noodle was stuck crumbled into million pieces and hurtled in all directions.

This high wall behind the school was built during World War II. It was three meters tall and half-a-meter thick. It was exploded with such power that it shook the ground vigorously. The wall crumbled in layers. Even the ground underneath undulated with the immense force, causing Noodle and Fish Ball to be scared stiff.

Sphynx walked out after using his palm to demolish the wall. His ears quivered as he looked at Fish Ball and Noodle. “Fish Ball? Good timing, I need your help.”

The charging Matcha and the Cao Gang of supercats were dumbstruck by the demolition and they stopped in their tracks. Matcha had a deep understanding of Sphynx cat and his terrifying ability so he could not bully Fish Ball.

Matcha pointed to an empty street and shouted to his right, “Fish Ball! Where are you running to? Everyone, let’s pursue him! Don’t let that d* mn cat escape.” He bolted after shouting.

The remaining cats hesitated for a while, then hollered before following Matcha.