Am I A God?

After Matcha and Cheese continued finding the sister for half an hour, Matcha lay on the massage chair. He looked at the situation at the living room sternly.

Two long furred females were circling Cheese as they continuously inquired about Cheese’s sister.

As he saw Cheese being much more popular, Matcha was upset, “Damn it, we are both Scottish Folds. Why is he so much more popular? Do they only care about skin colour? That’s so shallow.”

He then turned and look at Yellow Mud. Even this trashy cat was chatting happily with a female cat. Matcha was then even more enraged.

At the next moment, he glanced to the side and saw the husky laying expressionless on the floor and his mouth was swollen like a sausage. A female cat was standing beside and asked caringly, “Little doggy, what happened?”

Noodle replied blankly, “I’m poisoned.”

The female cat was heartbroken and patted his head, “Pitiful little doggy.”

Matcha was angered, “Damn it, even this dog has a cat to accompany him! Am I not even comparable to a dog?”

Fishball suddenly appeared behind him, patted him on his shoulders and said, “Don’t belittle yourself, how are you not even comparable to a dog.” Fishball pointed to a flying handphone and a few small female cats chasing after it.

“Ah, you are not even comparable to a phone.”

Puff! Matcha clutched his chest and with a heartache, he collapsed onto his massage chair. He stared blankly at the ceiling and muttered, “I’m such a trashy, it’s better that I’m dead. Next life I want to be a tiger.”

Fishball sighed, “Don’t give up first. There’s a last resort.”

Matcha replied without any emotion, “What’s that?”

“Drug,” Fishball said, “You know catmint right? In this world, there’s one in two cats that like catmint. Once they consume that, they can’t think and act properly. That will be the best opportunity for you.”

Matcha instantly sat up and said, Okay, I will ask people to bring catmint over.”

At this moment, Li Li walked out from the toilet and shouted, “Fishball? Where have you been?”

“Here,” Fishball ran over immediately.

After a short while, Dust Ball stuck his head out from the extradimensional gate in Zhao Yao’s house.

Matcha instantly rushed over and said, “Dust Ball, here, here, here.”

Dust Ball surveyed the surroundings and said to Matcha, “You are the one that want goods?”

“Yes, yes, yes,” Matcha rubbed his paws together and continued, “Have you brought it over?”

Dust Ball replied calmly, “Pay up and you will receive it.”

Matcha took out of his phone and wired half the amount over. He then asked, “Where’s the goods? I want them.”

Dust Ball looked at the amount on his phone. He smiled with satisfaction. He opened his mouth widely and spat out a bag of catmint from the extradimensional belly.

“This is a fresh product that I had cultivated myself. This is much better than those in the market and I guarantee that you will be extremely high.”

Matcha extended his paw and slit open the package of catmint. He then retrieved a tiny bit of leaves and smelled it before licking it.

Immediately, a joyful expression appeared on his face, “Yes, this is good stuff.”

At this moment, a voice sounded out from inside the extradimensional belly, “What are you all doing? I’m going to tell Zhao Yao!”

Dust Bal leapt up in shock and shouted madly, “Stupid Matcha! You betrayed me?”

Matcha extended his claws and was enraged, “There’s an informat? Dust Ball, you want to drag us both down?”

“I’m not the informant.”

Dust Ball and Matcha looked in the direction of the extradimensional gate and saw a cat’s face pressed against the gate. Because Dust Ball did not give permission for any other supercats to access, the cat’s face seemed to be distorted as it pressed against the gate.

Matcha briefly exhaled, “Oh, it’s Rice Cake. Why did you put him in the extradimensional belly?”

Dust Ball exhaled too, “Zhao Yao wanted all the supercats at the shop to be able to enter the extradimensional belly. When we want to use the toilet, we will use the one in the extradimensional belly. If not we will waste Matsuo’s and Faceless’ efforts.”

Rice Cake’s head continued leaning on the gate and said, “Matcha, you’re not sick at all and you are still taking in catmint! And Dust Ball, you neglect your work during office hours, I’m going to tell Zhao Yao!”

Dust Ball immediately jumped into the extradimensional belly and covered Rice Cake’s mouth, “You want to expose us? Dream on!”

Rice Cake began struggling and let out muffled sounds.

Matcha shouted at the side, “Rice Cake, if you don’t want us to kill you, you are not allowed to speak. Do you understand?”

Rice Cake instantly kept blinking. But once Dust Ball released his grasp, Rice Cake shouted, “I want go play games at home!”

Dust Ball and Matcha exchanged a helpless glance and ended up agreeing to his request.

Hence, Rice Cake happily came out of the extradimensional gate and ran in front of the computer to being gaming.

Matcha took the catmint and started distributing them out.

After the females consumed the catmint, they either lay on the floor, rolled around or looked dazed. Matcha was instantly happy.

“It’s finally my turn.” Matcha licked his lips and headed towards a female cat. But as he was approaching, he was shot by a burst of water. He fell on the floor drenched.

“What are you doing?” Li Li coldly observed Matcha and she looked like she was ready to kill him if he said something wrong. “Let me tell you, as I’m here today, don’t dream about doing whatever you intend to.”

Matcha couldn’t stand being stared at. However, his eyes brightened and smiled, “He he, in this world, there’s no cat or human that can stop me. Because my ability is the best in this world.”

At the next moment, Li Li felt the Matcha in front of her flickered and then he sighed before lying on the ground with a look of satisfaction.

Scream could be heard from a female cat.

Li Li shouted, “What did you do?”

“He he he he,” Matcha looked at her proudly and replied calmly, “You don’t understand? You’re feeling anxious? Just try stopping me.” At the next instant, his body flickered again and a scream came from another female cat.

Li Li glared at him.

Matcha had a satisfied look and laughed, “This is my ability! Just because you are the King of the South, you can’t stop me.”

Matcha slowly stood up and continued, “I’m not the me in the past. As the strongest supercat in the world, I don’t need any morals, rules or methods! I only need my own ability to achieve what I want to!”

He laughed maniacally, “Whatever I want! I will take it myself!”