Chapter 142 - I Don’t Care If It’s a Male or Female
Chapter 142: I Don’t Care If It’s a Male or Female (Part one)
Hearing Wen Zhao’s words, Xu Cheng knew this guy was angry out of embarrassment.
Immediately, Xu Cheng smiled. “Senior Brother, are you playing for serious now?”
Wen Zhao was roaring in his heart, Fack your face, holy fack! Were you not being serious? If you are not playing for real then why do I have a swollen panda eye right now?
“Let’s go again. I will play for real now. I underestimated you earlier.”
Xu Cheng nodded, lifting his hand. “Ready?”
Wen Zhao nodded. Then, he narrowed his eyes to focus on Xu Cheng’s hand. This time, he caught the whole movement of Xu Cheng attacking. Is he actually trying to punch my right eye again this time? Is he trying to make my right eyeball retire?
How was Wen Zhao able to capture Xu Cheng’s attack this time?
That’s right, Xu Cheng slowed down on purpose for him to see. He indeed punched towards Wen Zhao’s right eye again, but when Wen Zhao’s hand blocked in front of his right eye, within that instant, Xu Cheng changed the trajectory of his fist and punched Wen Zhao in the left eye!
“Ahh! Fack you! You little piece of shat!” Wen Zhao was hurting so much as he covered his left eye and swore. As the person that instigated the whole thing, Shen Wansan directly turned to look at something else, putting on the “I don’t know this guy” face.
Xu Cheng could understand why he was so furious. He didn’t get angry with Wen Zhao swearing at him, instead just faintly smiling in response. “I think my senior brother’s eyes aren’t feeling too comfortable today. Let’s just call it a day.”
Wen Zhao was so mad; three strikes and he actually couldn’t block a single time. Even if he tried to guess at the last second, he could have probably guessed right at least once, right?
Besides, he was even boasting about how fast his reflexes and hand speed was earlier, yet right now, with the pair of panda eyes, he really wanted to dig a hole into the ground and crawl into it.
And at this golden moment, Shen Yao added in a seemingly-innocent voice, “Dad, keep a close look of your bodyguard. Don’t let him mess with my Huhu.”
Huhu was a pet dog she raised at home.
Just earlier, Wen Zhao said he would go F a dog if he got punched again, and it would be truly terrifying in this case if he was a man of his words.
The maid couldn’t help but add more insult to the injury, “Young Madam, don’t worry. Huhu’s a male.”
Ran Jing almost burst out in laughter upon hearing this, and Wen Zhao just sat there, very awkwardly. He did say those words, but he wasn’t really going to do it now, right?
Right away, he shouted, “This game, the defender is clearly very passive and is at a disadvantage, so there’s no way to measure speed and reflex. If I’m the attacker, I can also land my punch. How about let’s switch it around?”
Wen Zhao thought, I even have facking panda eyes right now, I need to let you have a taste of this too! Don’t be happy too quick.
Shen Yao immediately said, “I say just forget it. It’s late, let’s go and rest. Both Xu Cheng and Ran Jing still have work tomorrow.”
Shen Wansan obviously had to back his bodyguard up a bit so he immediately said, “It’s only fun if both of them get to take turns, right?”
“It’s fine, if Senior Brother insists, then you can attack.” Xu Cheng didn’t really care.
Wen Zhao gritted his teeth and said, “I will only punch 3 times as well. If you can even block me just twice, then I will really go F the dog!”
“Senior Brother, why be like this? We are simply having fun here, no need to be so serious. Come, I’m ready,” Xu Cheng said.
Chapter 142: I Don’t Care If It’s a Male or Female (Part two)
Wen Zhao lifted his hand, looking at Xu Cheng, and Xu Cheng was also looking back at him.
After doing some thinking, Wen Zhao suddenly punched towards Xu Cheng’s right eye. Seeing Xu Cheng’s hand moving towards his right eye, he suddenly changed target and went for the left eye. That was why Wen Zhao said it was very passive to be on the defending side. Indeed, if the defender reacted too early, the attacker could just observe and suddenly change target. In general, the defenders are always at a disadvantage.
However, what Wen Zhao didn’t expect at all was that the moment he changed his target to the left eye when his fist was only a split second away from Xu Cheng’s face, Xu Cheng’s palm shifted places and blocked his punch!
When his fist was caught, he almost couldn’t believe how Xu Cheng could quickly react to him, especially with his right vision field was already hindered by his hand when he initially tried to block!
Putting down his hand, Xu Cheng faintly smiled. “Senior Brother, you have two more tries.”
“I punch!” This time, Wen Zhao struck without any warning prior. His fist flew straight at Xu Cheng. This was really just a surprised attack, and plus with the elite-guardian-class soldier speed, most people wouldn’t be able to react to it at all.
However, the moment he lifted his hand, Xu Cheng detected the ultrasonic waves coming off of the incoming threat, as his instincts drove the hand he just put down to lift back up to block. Wen Zhao was aiming for the right eye again, and Xu Cheng still blocked it.
Seeing his fist caught again, Wen Zhao couldn’t be more stunned as he looked at Xu Cheng with shock.
This guy, what kind of reflexes and speed was that? How could he react fast enough to defend against this kind of surprise attack?!
“Dad, I think your bodyguard has some character problems.” At this moment, Shen Yao couldn’t help but look at her daddy and comment. Truth was, she was feeling a bit proud. After all, her dad wanted to give Xu Cheng a hard time, but now Xu Cheng proved Shen Yao’s taste.
Right now, Shen Wansan just wanted to whip his bodyguard with his belt, as he thought in disdain, Elite? HUH? Guardian-class solder? HUH? Top 10 of the 36 chosen ones? HUH? LOOK AT YOUR FACKING PANDA EYES!
However, he also had to protect his own pride in front of his daughter, so he immediately drew a line with his bodyguard as he coughed and replied, “There was a promotion going on at the security company and I got him on a discount.”
At this time, Wen Zhao could only weep tears in his heart.
Xu Cheng saw Wen Zhao slowly take back his hand, so he put down his too. But, who knew Wen Zhao would suddenly strike again as he said, “I just don’t believe it!”
At this moment, Wen Zhao directly punched Xu Cheng’s right eye again, and Xu Cheng nonchalantly blocked it again. Mad, Wen Zhao pulled back a bit, and seeing Xu Cheng put his hand back down, he directly punched with two fists this time.
This was a bit cheating now, but right now, Wen Zhao just wanted to give Xu Cheng at least one panda eye out of revenge. As for winning and losing, the result was no longer important. He thought Xu Cheng would definitely not be able to block an attack from both hands.
But, something happened that basically broke Wen Zhao’s final line of psychological defense. Xu Cheng was originally using one hand to block, but when seeing Wen Zhao using two hands to punch, he just lifted his whole arm up to block. Now, both punches were blocked at once.
Seeing how fast Xu Cheng’s reflexes were, Wen Zhao was about to go insane.
He immediately gnawed his teeth and angrily slammed the table. “Not playing anymore!”
If allowed, he really wanted to cry! This was basically straight up bullying! Come on, just let me land a punch! Are you going to die to something if you just let me land one?
Seeing him angrily turn around and refusing to stay here to feel humiliated even more, Shen Wansan thought it might be too impolite to just leave, so he asked, “Where are you going?”
Wen Zhao just dropped this sentence without even turning his head around: “I’m going to go F Huhu right now. I don’t care if it’s a male or female!”